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Roight yooo cunts git yore arses into second gear A HUNDRED SQUATS NOW!!! New GBS experiment is working well, the Idiot Kings are putting us comedy cadets through our paces, churning out threads in the freezing rain (of poo poo). Our fingers are aching as 5 threads a day takes its toll. It's only a week of bootcamp but already it has toughened up my skin, made me put more effort into both threads and posts and gives me more of an idea what works and what doesn't. Sure it sucks being picked on, probated and helldumped but it's for the good of goonkind. Now the shitposts get 5 replies from mostly other shitposters, and whereas before we were allowed to get away with it now we have to put effort into our threads, and it is sorting the wheat from the chaff. I'd imagine after the week is over it will have left us stronger, healthier and tougher to soldier on into the depths of hilarity, our heads held high waving the banner and shouting "For God, Country and Lowtax!". Of course some will drop out of bootcamp and go chill in BYOB or PYF or lurk a lot because nobody is laughing at im gay or cuck any more, in fact they're getting booed off the stage. Which is a good thing. I for one will take what I have learned from bootcamp and when those Jihadi Tumblr fucks ever want to start a ground war I'll be ready, musket in hand (yeah only plats get proper rifles) Attennnn hut!
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You can't make me. I'm a rebel OP.
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Kylra posted:You can't make me. I'm a rebel OP.  I bet you're the kind of guy that would gently caress a person in the rear end and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Roight yooo cunts git yore arses into second gear A HUNDRED SQUATS NOW!!! check the homepage on my profile for squats
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Sir, Yes, SIR!
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I bet you're the kind of guy that would gently caress a person in the rear end and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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Oct 17, 2014 17:06
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im gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 17, 2014 17:07
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is that u john wayne? is this me?
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Oct 17, 2014 17:08
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My posting style reflects my inability to complete the climbing wall, I'll keep walking around it when no-one is looking
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Parallax Scroll posted:im gay we allow gays in the military just not faggots who say that phrase 
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so what side are we on? the pedo warriors or the pedo defenders? the gently caress is an IK anyway?
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Oct 17, 2014 17:27
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Is there a gbs airforce, with automated posting drones? i could get into that
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Oct 17, 2014 17:59
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If I can walk out of this camp half as bad, I'll still be pretty poo poo. But gently caress it, let's do it anyway.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8k3b-QNbhs
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i AM in a world of shitposts
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Its a real laughing matter when your wife leaves you with the kids because you washed the gently caress out. Since there is such a huge attitudinal problem in this bay, why dont we fix it with a trip to the beach.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:11
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i already qualify for full admission op.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:11
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you cant make me, sir. i will wear this dress to prove im an unfit human
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Oct 17, 2014 20:20
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*does flutter kicks in the sand*
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Oct 17, 2014 20:22
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*pins down OP with MLP blanket, beats him with spunk socks*
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Oct 17, 2014 20:37
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I like shitposting
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I loving HATE shitposting
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Fetus Tree posted:I like shitposting Yoooo worthless little limp dick get your mind out of your sister's diaper and do twenty press ups. Aah wanna see lols and emptyquotes and if yooo do not reeetrieve them I poo poo you not you'll be wearing your hemmorrhoids as EARINGS do you hear me private????????
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gently caress u op. u gotta have at least SOME seniority to play drill sergeant. and lookit that regdate, lol, im gay.
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Nathilus posted:gently caress u op. u gotta have at least SOME seniority to play drill sergeant. and lookit that regdate, lol, im gay. *throws cracker on the ground, everyone cums on it* now you better eat that poo poo, private, or i'm gonna shove my size 13 up your rear end and snap it off at the ankle
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Claven666 posted:*throws cracker on the ground, everyone cums on it* this is like a new grunt who hasn't even been to the middle east yet trying to yell at a vietnam vet. it aint gonna happen cuz you a bitchmade. little fuckball, u can't even make up ur own cuss words yet, so kawaaaiiii! ^.^
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Nathilus posted:gently caress u op. u gotta have at least SOME seniority to play drill sergeant. and lookit that regdate, lol, im gay. mods! Aah will not have that phrase in mahh bootcamp!
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SirEvelynTremble posted:mods! "sarge" has to call for mommy. lol. i been aping useless catchphrases since before you were born, fmaggot.
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Nathilus posted:gently caress u op. u gotta have at least SOME seniority to play drill sergeant. and lookit that regdate, lol, im gay. you so funny for someone who has been here since 2002! Nathilus posted:"sarge" has to call for mommy. lol. ahh so you've been here for 12 years and you're still shitposting, but won't take orders off a self-promoted sgt bc I've been here since Xmas 2013? Ahh ok sorry it took so long to reply I was searching for a thread in GBS created by expert poster Nathilus, but I gave up looking after p10. Gosh all that time spent here doing you some good then ... you've learned a lot wise one TENNNNN HUTT!!!
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Oct 17, 2014 21:48
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im alraeady a really good poster 
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Pon de Bundy posted:he gbs 2.34 experiment has failed, you cant have all these low effort threads See this man is obviously a military planner, and a fine example of funny + effort. i agree with everything except 7)
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Nathilus posted:this is like a new grunt who hasn't even been to the middle east yet trying to yell at a vietnam vet. it aint gonna happen cuz you a bitchmade. little fuckball, u can't even make up ur own cuss words yet, so kawaaaiiii! ^.^ heh
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