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Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

Duane Walker posted:

I have ornithophobia and one year in college my parents took me to a chinese food restaurant that had a bird themed room. They insisted we sit in it because I was "always talking about birds".

sick

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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

girlfriend of like 3 years got me a tshirt, i was like lol you can keep it. we broke up shortly after and she ended up getting with an under-aged suicidal girl who thinks she is a boy. long story short, theater people are loving weird.

Dia de Pikachutos
Nov 8, 2012

Ben Smash posted:

I was separated with my wife and had to be on-site at an ISP turn-up until about 10:30 at night. To celebrate my day, I smoked a bowl on the riverfront and then went home and cried because I missed my wife.

I did get a steel guitar from my dad, though. That was pretty tight.

:smith:

I had a high fever on my 21st - whilst on the midnight shift as a checkout operator in a supermarket.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



My mother died in Hospice care a few days before my 25th birthday.

Woke up hearing my Dad absolutely losing his poo poo, and then spent all day at the funeral home. The sad, pitying comments were actually easier to stomach than the people awkwardly being like 'yeah... happy birthday!'

Didn't even get a freebie dessert at the restaurant we went to between wake services.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

she was right, studying is important yo

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