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Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
I come in peace.

Also, I'd like a #6 with a Dr. Pepper. I'm sure one of you guys could help me out.

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Langolas
Feb 12, 2011

My mustache makes me sexy, not the hat

Runaktla posted:

I come in peace.

Also, I'd like a #6 with a Dr. Pepper. I'm sure one of you guys could help me out.

Show us the bag of gold around your neck and we'll comply

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Maybe someone could make an ask a plat thread so they can tell us how to make the big bucks and afford luxury condos and such.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Michael Corleone posted:

Maybe someone could make an ask a plat thread so they can tell us how to make the big bucks and afford luxury condos and such.

We make a commission on all the reports we file.

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
just checkin to see how this party is

heard there was a party here just seeing about it

where the keg? over in the corner?

uh ok where the cups? by the keg?

ok pump pump gonna get some foamy beer, stand here in the corner by the keg n just cvheck things out

seems okay












eh

ok cya later was fun i guess

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe

nomadologique posted:

just checkin to see how this party is

heard there was a party here just seeing about it

where the keg? over in the corner?

uh ok where the cups? by the keg?

ok pump pump gonna get some foamy beer, stand here in the corner by the keg n just cvheck things out

seems okay












eh

ok cya later was fun i guess

dont pump the keg unless it's flowing really slowly, you're overpressurizing it. it's the #1 problem folks have with kegs at parties.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Michael Corleone posted:

Maybe someone could make an ask a plat thread so they can tell us how to make the big bucks and afford luxury condos and such.
learn how to say "gently caress you pay me" instead of "ya want fries wit dat".

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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
so im planning on opening a canned sardine food truck in the general SoCal area,


who wants to chop lettuce for plat status

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

UglyDucklett posted:

dont pump the keg unless it's flowing really slowly, you're overpressurizing it. it's the #1 problem folks have with kegs at parties.

The idea of forums poster A Keg at a party is depressing to me.

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe

Motherfucker posted:

The idea of forums poster A Keg at a party is depressing to me.

i think it would be really cool. we can talk about his username/post/location combo and high five

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
What about Platinum GAMERS, op?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
By the way gently caress your plat, you ain't gotta count it nigga, I can add, 1 bux 2 bux :10bux: in the trash, oh I'm so good at math.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

UglyDucklett posted:

i think it would be really cool. we can talk about his username/post/location combo and high five

probate this man!!

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Plat is the biggest loving ripoff and if you have it you're dumb and gay that's my take on the whole thing.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
a comsetic upgrade OTH is very good and worthwhile bc if i'mn gona play this game i wanna look cool while doing it

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

What a bunch of scrubs here. Mods, ban everyone without Platinum please, your honeypot is complete.

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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
I guess plats can't even read, that is why they are still getting probated days later, lol, i bet that is the result of generations of inbreeding. gently caress plats basically. Lets hatch a plan to steal their money maybe though?

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm just surprised at how easy it is to manipulate mods. It's like, yeah let me make a thread with a dumb rule, and then MODS have to probate anyone breaking said rule! Psh. Think for yourselves, moderators.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm just surprised at how easy it is to manipulate mods. It's like, yeah let me make a thread with a dumb rule, and then MODS have to probate anyone breaking said rule! Psh. Think for yourselves, moderators.

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Michael Corleone posted:

I guess plats can't even read, that is why they are still getting probated days later, lol, i bet that is the result of generations of inbreeding. gently caress plats basically. Lets hatch a plan to steal their money maybe though?

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this one isn't really fair because this dude didn't have plat when he posted in here

oh well down with all plats

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

nomadologique posted:

this one isn't really fair because this dude didn't have plat when he posted in here

oh well down with all plats
You're either with us or against us.

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
come at me braww

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
u about to get probated dude

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
man I love posting here and not getting probated. Also having :10bux: in my pocket is pretty chill too

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
Let's all talk about the cool poo poo we're going to do with the ten bucks we saved by not investing in this dying forum.

I'm going to buy a pack of Camels and a tin of shredded beef jerky

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Hello, my good friends! How is everyone doing tonight? :)

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

contrapants posted:

Hello, my good friends! How is everyone doing tonight? :)

Not reporting posts that's how I am doing

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Oh look if I post here I get probated because some random rear end in a top hat made that a rule and mods think they're supposed to enforce any rule any random rear end in a top hat non-plat user comes up with

Come on mods. Show me you have a brain, don't probate me for posting here.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




lol what is the context of this GIF

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp

Don Tacorleone posted:

Oh look if I post here I get probated because some random rear end in a top hat made that a rule and mods think they're supposed to enforce any rule any random rear end in a top hat non-plat user comes up with

Come on mods. Show me you have a brain, don't probate me for posting here.

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haha fucknuts, come back and defend your bitch self so you can get probated again.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
pimp squad for life

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Hi, I'm actually supposed to be here! :wooper:

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
I'm the worst. 9 years, no plat, no av, no text.

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp

Evil SpongeBob posted:

I'm the worst. 9 years, no plat, no av, no text.

naw, that just means you have a normal life.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Evil SpongeBob posted:

I'm the worst. 9 years, no plat, no av, no text.

You should at least get plat. It's pretty awesome.

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Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Please make the probation reason funny for this one.

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a Platinum user to post in the Non-Plat Party thread.

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

Selim Sivad posted:

naw, that just means you have a normal life.

Kindest words ever typed to me :sympathy:

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Kilmers Elbow posted:

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a Platinum user to post in the Non-Plat Party thread.

I don't know about that. It's been pretty easy for me so far.

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Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




drat those plats! They don't even have to work for those probations like the rest of us. The man just hands it to them on a silver platter

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