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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Do random strangers buy you drinks at a bar?



I never get free drinks. :smith:

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i was with several people from work at a cubs game and all the other guys bailed out p early so it was me and 4-5 girls at the one bar behind wrigley and i got mistaken for a big gay dude and some guy at the bar kept buyin me shots and i'd go back and hang out w the girls and then on our way out he was like 'but arent you going to buy me a drink?' and i said no youre a dude lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
shes ruining that star wars shirt :smith:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gary oldmans diary posted:

shes ruining that star wars shirt :smith:

Im sure its already...

STRETCHED OUT!!!!11!11!11:iamafag:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I get bought drinks by chubby girls pretty often.
Also gay dudes buy me drinks often, they're always like 45 year old jacked dudes with rugged beards though.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

JebanyPedal posted:

I get bought drinks by chubby girls pretty often.
Also gay dudes buy me drinks often, they're always like 45 year old jacked dudes with rugged beards though.

should probably take them up on it, getting a ripped daddy to buy you things is probs pretty sweet

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Lots of places have a bathroom, bring your own cup and you can just fill it up in the sink.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
the bartender, but that's b/c i would go there a lot by myself and tip well and not cause and problems and they would tell people who asked "don't worry about him; he's an alcoholic" (or, "he a ack-ah-halic" if they were black)

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Knew a 17/18 year old who would buy one drink for himself and nurse it the whole night, and at the end top it up with dregs of other peoples drinks.
He was poor as poo poo, but he would get totally loving wasted on it.
So drunk on 5 euros, not bad.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

happyhippy posted:

Knew a 17/18 year old who would buy one drink for himself and nurse it the whole night, and at the end top it up with dregs of other peoples drinks.
He was poor as poo poo, but he would get totally loving wasted on it.
So drunk on 5 euros, not bad.

Thats like smoking butts. Its a great way to get very very sick.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats like smoking butts. Its a great way to get very very sick.

Well then you can just do some robotripping.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well then you can just do some robotripping.



DXT is not for me. :colbert:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Strangers and bar tenders both, OP

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well then you can just do some robotripping.



dang hot mom would put it right in her third eye

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

there was a time

but time got the best of me

we will always have san diego

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
ur haircut is too butch op, thats why

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

ur haircut is too butch op, thats why

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you're good looking and a guy you just have to go to the gay bars to get free poo poo

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
usually a girl takes me out and hands me whatever free poo poo she gets then gets another one for herself. i doubt this works anywhere but the skeezholes ive been to.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
yes and im even a dude! !!! but its fairly rare for an actual stranger to do so and usually something like I let him in front of me because it was ambiguous who was really "in line" for a spot at the bar, or some poo poo like that

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

ur haircut is too butch op, thats why

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The first lesson in trying to look like a lesbian and not a twelve is to grow your hair out. There are many other lessons but this is the first lesson

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I must be a lesbian because I like short hair usually

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Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

I once worked at a bar solely so I wouldn't ever have to pay for drinks there.

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