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So... I was out with my friends and I met this guy and he seemed pretty cute and in decent shape. We went out again the next week and he looked good then, too. Long story short when we finally hooked up I watched him get undressed and he was wearing loving Spanx underpants and had a good 2-3 inches of lard tucked into them. Needless to say I left and didn't go through with the hookup, which led to him texting me a bunch of bullshit about wasting his time (we went on 4 dates before the hookup scenario) and how I'm a bitch for criticizing his spanx when I was wearing them as well. I thought it was a known thing that all girls wear spanx and padded bras etc. Am I missing something? When did this become normal and how many of you goons put on shapewear under your clothes??
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da411onCLassy posted:So... I was out with my friends and I met this guy and he seemed pretty cute and in decent shape. We went out again the next week and he looked good then, too. Long story short when we finally hooked up I watched him get undressed and he was wearing loving Spanx underpants and had a good 2-3 inches of lard tucked into them. Needless to say I left and didn't go through with the hookup, which led to him texting me a bunch of bullshit about wasting his time (we went on 4 dates before the hookup scenario) and how I'm a bitch for criticizing his spanx when I was wearing them as well. I thought it was a known thing that all girls wear spanx and padded bras etc. I dont wear spanx. I also dont have that much fat. Skinny fat ITT.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:24
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psyopmonkey posted:I dont wear spanx. I also dont have that much fat.  *backs away slowly*yeah you look great
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Oct 17, 2014 20:24
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To be honest it just seems fair - women get to wear a shitton of make up and all that jazz but yet I get told off for 'tricking' her cause jeez louize I have a bit of a tubby belly and I was hiding it.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:25
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it must suck to have to make that eventual confession that you're wearing spanx and are a fat rear end
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Oct 17, 2014 20:25
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da411onCLassy posted:
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Oct 17, 2014 20:25
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what the gently caress are spanks, I wear blue jeans, t-shirts, and shoes/socks. I go commando ladies!
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Oct 17, 2014 20:25
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I went to a sex shop like 10 years ago. Welp, thats my story. Saw rubber dicks.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:26
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post pics of all involved so that we can give you valid advice
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Oct 17, 2014 20:26
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I AM BRAWW posted:To be honest it just seems fair - women get to wear a shitton of make up and all that jazz but yet I get told off for 'tricking' her cause jeez louize I have a bit of a tubby belly and I was hiding it. Oh now I'm a sexist
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Oct 17, 2014 20:27
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texaholic posted:what the gently caress are spanks, I wear blue jeans, t-shirts, and shoes/socks. I go commando ladies! You are missing a great opportunity to hide your gut
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Oct 17, 2014 20:28
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im not up on my slang but am i to understand that op has sex with men for money
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Oct 17, 2014 20:28
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da411onCLassy posted:So... I was out with my friends and I met this guy and he seemed pretty cute and in decent shape. We went out again the next week and he looked good then, too. Long story short when we finally hooked up I watched him get undressed and he was wearing loving Spanx underpants and had a good 2-3 inches of lard tucked into them. Needless to say I left and didn't go through with the hookup, which led to him texting me a bunch of bullshit about wasting his time (we went on 4 dates before the hookup scenario) and how I'm a bitch for criticizing his spanx when I was wearing them as well. I thought it was a known thing that all girls wear spanx and padded bras etc. stop being such a blue balling ice queen and more of a slut
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Oct 17, 2014 20:28
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da411onCLassy posted:You are missing a great opportunity to hide your gut a gut should be a source of pride in a man. It says I enjoy a good time and can afford to do so.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:29
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I wear leggings but it's to show off my incredible rear end.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:29
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http://www.spanx.com/shop/spanx/men...=pfm%3Dcategory Thats what he was wearing... Turn off alert.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:30
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da411onCLassy posted:http://www.spanx.com/shop/spanx/men...=pfm%3Dcategory Lmao I thought they were like leggings for men but this poo poo is on the real fat squeezing.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:31
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NVM not going to feed the OBVIOUS FYAD troll. Check the profile guys the OP is full of poo poo.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:32
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da411onCLassy posted:Turn off alert.  
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Oct 17, 2014 20:32
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Wait, how do spandex shorts cover up his lard? Does he tuck his poo poo into them? Was he wearing them armpit high? Are you saying he had lardy legs? I need a more thorough description Edit: oh okay. Yeah that's kinda weird. Can't knock him for trying though, they did sorta work
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Oct 17, 2014 20:33
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texaholic posted:a gut should be a source of pride in a man. It says I enjoy a good time and can afford to do so. thats right just move that gunt to get to that good dick
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Oct 17, 2014 20:33
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I bet those make your rear end sweat like crazy.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:33
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would these stop that sound i make when i walk and that wheezing sound i make when i breathe
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Oct 17, 2014 20:34
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Muttonchips posted:So what I'm getting is that it's ok for women to fat shame.  Thanks for your epic contribution to this therad
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Oct 17, 2014 20:34
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da411onCLassy posted:Oh now I'm a sexist And to answer your first question, I don't wear spanx. Don't need them, don't want them.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:34
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Gumdrop Larry posted:I bet those make your rear end sweat like crazy. I can only speak from a female perspective but yes please buy some gold bond along with spanx if you ever do
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Oct 17, 2014 20:35
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Secks Cauldron posted:Well to be fair saying that all girls wear spanx and padded bras is pretty sexist. I guess I didn't mean all women wear those things but I do think it's totally normal that most do and that almost everyone probably should... Why not always look your best? That's like choosing not to wear makeup.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:36
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youll love me since i havent bought any clothes since my grandma made me in 8th grade.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:39
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da411onCLassy posted:I guess I didn't mean all women wear those things but I do think it's totally normal that most do and that almost everyone probably should... Why not always look your best? That's like choosing not to wear makeup. Why are you allowed to wear Spanx but I'm not 
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Oct 17, 2014 20:39
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I'll be honest, I don't mind being 'tricked' by a girl who looks good dressed up, but less than good naked. Presentation is important
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Oct 17, 2014 20:39
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there's spanx for dudes? wouldn't they squash your dick n balls?
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Oct 17, 2014 20:40
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what about dudes who get plastic surgery to make it look like they're buff? is that disingenuous as well?
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Oct 17, 2014 20:40
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:there's spanx for dudes? wouldn't they squash your dick n balls? Jock strap?
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Oct 17, 2014 20:40
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ThisGuy posted:Jock strap? too many undergarments for this guy, i'm out
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Oct 17, 2014 20:41
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Spanish Manlove posted:what about dudes who get plastic surgery to make it look like they're buff? 
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Oct 17, 2014 20:41
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I AM BRAWW posted:Why are you allowed to wear Spanx but I'm not So you're a pro-spanxer Got it. 
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Oct 17, 2014 20:42
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omfg 
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Oct 17, 2014 20:43
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:there's spanx for dudes? wouldn't they squash your dick n balls? I think the fabric in the dick area isn't the squishing kind. They are like boxer briefs with a compression band that goes up and around the gut
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Oct 17, 2014 20:43
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y'all a bunch of fatties
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Oct 17, 2014 20:43
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Spanish Manlove posted:what about dudes who get plastic surgery to make it look like they're buff? is that disingenuous as well? I mean, do what you want but I can spot calf implants in a nerd leg from across the room. Being able to afford cosmetic surgery, on the other hand, is evidence of other attractive qualities.
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