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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I have questions and you have answers, thanks in advance

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

would have to be some good poon id rather just plow it with my d tbh

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
If I lie and say "$5" will I get to eat pussy and be paid five dollars for it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
this woulda have been way funnier if you posted it in A/T because you'd get serious replies from fat goonnetes

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

oval office raja posted:

If I lie and say "$5" will I get to eat pussy and be paid five dollars for it

She will buy you dinner too, your choice

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sex thread thatll get the replies you need you make me sick

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
no but it is an easy thread

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i dont read things properly sorry

but thinking about to straight cute but totally basic bitches office worker chicks doin it is making me chub a bit

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
we good

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Xaris posted:

this woulda have been way funnier if you posted it in A/T because you'd get serious replies from fat goonnetes

you can post questions like that in A/T, what a stupid forum...

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

gary oldmans diary posted:

no but it is an easy thread

yeah I am trying to post 5 threads a day and not doing very well I guess

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

texaholic posted:

you can post questions like that in A/T, what a stupid forum...

its really good

it's okay, just post about texas.

or another europe is racist, those are a hoot

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i don't think i could eat a whole texan in one sitting

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

texaholic posted:

yeah I am trying to post 5 threads a day and not doing very well I guess
aim for 10 threads settle for 5

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Is it clean

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Harald posted:

i don't think i could eat a whole texan in one sitting
dont be so sure

google video "Molly Schuyler eating steak"

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

texaholic posted:

She will buy you dinner too, your choice

deal

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
can we get a kickstarter going so we can fund and film all the goonettes' pussy eating?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Ben Smash posted:

can we get a kickstarter going so we can fund and film all the goonettes' pussy eating?
live action porn i dont loving think so

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

gary oldmans diary posted:

live action porn i dont loving think so

what about stop-motion

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i somehow think that would be a bigger disaster than all the other goon projects put together. mostly becaues i think its just transgoonnettes left

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

yeah the "pussy" you would be eating is as clean as yours.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
It's funny, the "straight" (read: married) guys whose salad I've tossed didn't even know it was a thing they could enjoy. Not exactly on topic op, my bad, just moving things along.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Is the mod or IK or whatever a feminist or something?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

texaholic posted:

Is the mod or IK or whatever a feminist or something?

they are def a confirmed sjw to the max, esp g0m. have you read his tumblr? its insane!

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Also I would never to that too another man. I live by a code.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
idk bro why wouldn't you want to eat someone's boypussy?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Not my style, I ain't spanish

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

texaholic posted:

I have questions and you have answers, thanks in advance

Why? How much is 3Olives offering, Tex?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i dunno i'd eat messi's boypussy

or is he portugese? idk i get them confused

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Clitch posted:

Why? How much is 3Olives offering, Tex?

A night in his condo and a trip to mockingbird station and then to the George W Bush Presidential Library on the SMU campus, if you eat his rear end in the bathroom in the library you can spend a 2 second night in his condo

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

texaholic posted:

Not my style, I ain't spanish

Let three olives tongue punch your fart box

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
well poo poo. ill do it for free, if the normal reciprocity is to be expected. otherwise... well i might do it anyway. just so we could laugh about it afterwards like "lol dolphins totally not gay that was such a wacky thing"

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
As long as it's guaranteed no STDs and that the fact won't be made public, I'd be willing to do it for, say, 50 thousand US dollars. If it's a repeatable experience, I'd go lower, of course. If it could be done as a monthly thing for 5 thousand USD, why not? It's a nice extra source of stable income.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
never, butts arent made for sex, and it should be illegal imo.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

afeelgoodpoop posted:

never, butts arent made for sex, and it should be illegal imo.

they should outlaw butts

OBAMA :argh:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

afeelgoodpoop posted:

never, butts arent made for sex, and it should be illegal imo.
you know, with the just regged 3 days ago accounts, i can never be sure if they're irony posting or not

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

afeelgoodpoop posted:

never, butts arent made for sex, and it should be illegal imo.

iseemeseeyouseemeseeyou is that you?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

texaholic posted:

A night in his condo and a trip to mockingbird station and then to the George W Bush Presidential Library on the SMU campus, if you eat his rear end in the bathroom in the library you can spend a 2 second night in his condo

Hold out for brunch at Cafe Brazil.

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Spanish Manlove posted:

tongue punch your fart box

I never get tired of this phrase. If a sexy man with a clean butt said this to me I would do it for free.

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