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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I'm bad at this. Brb taking a piss.

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FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006

it wont surprise you that im gay
but i wasnt born this way

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
doobies hotdog house built out in the plains
goons funded most of it, much to their dismay
Fixins' piled high as far as the eye can see
without the get out frog he soon was their enemy

threads upon threads unleashed on the masses
everyone was having fun until the mods started gassing

if goku was in charge this is what he'd say
cuckold again you bastard
good thing im gay

lick it or ticket
Apr 12, 2013

When you want to laugh cry as hard as you can, when you want to cry laugh all you can. When you see rain, just think of it as the world laughing with you, and laugh until you can't anymore.
The OP's dropping the boot on
people with poor elocution
But I'll play his game
as poor rhymers are lame
And bringers of mass thread pollution

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Neckbeard one two, check it out,
Postin to gibbis with no boubt,
Sittin on a poo poo-can, one thumb textin'
Pooping out dinner that I got from a Mexican.

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001
Swing it out,
swing it hard,
swing it in
GBS,
In a forum full of crap,
this thread,
it's the best

It's been too long
and I'm gonna be frank:
Like a rip off my bong,
This thread's loving dank.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Whimsy posted:

Swing it out,
swing it hard,
swing it in
GBS,
In a forum full of crap,
this thread,
it's the best

This part doesn't rhyme,
you useless smear of slime.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Dean of Swing posted:

Thread gets gassed
OP licks my rear end
lick the player love the game

butts are fun so don't kinkshame

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Verse: Tane
Hook: Tane

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I'M HULK HOGAN, AND I'M HERE TO SAY,
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER? I'M GAY!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
i'm very surprised nobody used 'cuck'
especially as it rhymes with 'gently caress'

Full-Bodied Flavor
Jan 8, 2011

OP thinking up generic lines and cliche rhymes
all the while your poo poo piles higher every mod thinks youre a babby whiner
you post all day but get taken to school by even an "im gay"
cant tell goons how to post when youre all white noise and no personality like a ghost
so read it and weep itll take you a week to step up your game
cause youre inane maybe take a break from SA to go play WoW like a sperg cliche

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

SirEvelynTremble posted:

i'm very surprised nobody used 'cuck'
especially as it rhymes with 'gently caress'

look at my post above
where you will see cuck got some love

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

rhyme
time
slime
mime
chime
dime
lime

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i tried to cover all the gbs bases
that makes it so hated

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
the quality of verse is worse
in this thread than in my head
monkeys typing random letters
i haven't made it any better

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Poetic Justice posted:

look at my post above
where you will see cuck got some love

but you didn't use it at the end of a sentence
say cuck twenty times to perform your repentance

in the name of the father, the son and the ghost
i absolve you of sinful GBS rhyming posts

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Poetic Justice posted:

i tried to cover all the gbs bases
that makes it so hated

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR CLASS,
BECAUSE HULK HOGAN IS ABOUT TO CUM IN YOUR rear end!

Smoothrich
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
if one chooses to submit reply,
he better have a good reason why
cuz every new poo poo post i read
is just something i didnt need..

for example: this thread here
maybe instead i have reddit near..

Smoothrich fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Oct 18, 2014

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
ULTIMATE WARRIOR WAS A PUSS,
I LIKE loving THE WIVE OF A WUSS

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

When I die gently caress it I wanna go to hell

Cause I'm a piece of poo poo it ain't hard to fuckin tell

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

NotAnArtist posted:

When I die gently caress it I wanna go to hell

Cause I'm a piece of poo poo it ain't hard to fuckin tell

dont be so hard on yourself heisenberg looking guy
im sure you have quite a few years before you will die

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

hello.jpg is a work of art
cuck, I'm gay, :frogout:, *fart*

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Mid-October, pumpkin spice lover, poo poo is getting spooky
I slam the rhymes until your head gets loopy
Smoke comes out of your ears like a bitcoin rig
Choke on your response, make twin figs
A sign of the cuckold but that jokes old
What is this July? Let me be bold
Propose a new GBS obsession
While I am doing this rhyme session
Next thing is, uh, uh, uh
Sorry my mind can't get dumb as a goon
So just lick the honeycomb
Of this hivemind as we circle jerk
Ooops the semen splashed on those who lurk
Well, there is your initiation
Into GBS' current situation

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

glowing-fish posted:

Mid-October, pumpkin spice lover, poo poo is getting spooky
I slam the rhymes until your head gets loopy
Smoke comes out of your ears like a bitcoin rig
Choke on your response, make twin figs
A sign of the cuckold but that jokes old
What is this July? Let me be bold
Propose a new GBS obsession
While I am doing this rhyme session
Next thing is, uh, uh, uh
Sorry my mind can't get dumb as a goon
So just lick the honeycomb
Of this hivemind as we circle jerk
Ooops the semen splashed on those who lurk
Well, there is your initiation
Into GBS' current situation
lol how long did it take for you
to write this monster pile of poo

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

glowing-fish posted:

Mid-October, pumpkin spice lover, poo poo is getting spooky
I slam the rhymes until your head gets loopy
Smoke comes out of your ears like a bitcoin rig
Choke on your response, make twin figs
A sign of the cuckold but that jokes old
What is this July? Let me be bold
Propose a new GBS obsession
While I am doing this rhyme session
Next thing is, uh, uh, uh
Sorry my mind can't get dumb as a goon
So just lick the honeycomb
Of this hivemind as we circle jerk
Ooops the semen splashed on those who lurk
Well, there is your initiation
Into GBS' current situation

the amount of effort you put into these rhymes
lets people know
you have way too much free time

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
why's everyone so contrary?
maybe he's a visionary

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Oh, a hockey game just started. Ugh, my loving dog just farted.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Claven666 posted:

why's everyone so contrary?
maybe he's a visionary

Fifteen lines of rhymes doesn't actually take much time
Out of those 15 lines,
line 9 is the least sublime

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

a hole-y ghost posted:

lol how long did it take for you
to write this monster pile of poo

Put my phone on timer
five minutes to show I am the rhymer
That can go real quick
Its kind of sick how thick my flow
Comes out splashing out
Like a broken hydrant
Hail hydra
Throw that in for the nerds
But some stuff is better left for the birds
Like crackers not meaning those from the south
But rather meaning those who shout and crackle
July fourth or New Year's Day
Just wanted to point out...I'm gay
Although your mom might say different
I will be diffident to the common meme
Repeating it, fulfilling the dream
Of metairony here on gibbis
Yeah it goes from gibbous to full
Feel the pull of my titantic gravity
Now master me, ha you can't,
Although once again go ask your mom
Wait---stay calm
I know that comes across as a diss but I am just taking the piss
Doing all of this in a flash feel the passion
of the What the Christ what do you like?
If you were Mel Gibson you could blame the Jews
but you might get the blues when you realize
your career has been ruined
Like the fluid of waterworld did to Kevin Costner
So hey, what up pardner?
Still dissing me for effort posting?
Or are you feeling the roasting
Because sure it is easy to mock but by the clock
This is just taking minutes
So get with it, ribbit ribbit
I mean get in like a frog
Clear the mental fog
Its okay to use effort, in fact it is expert
to be able to write down creative thoughts
And what not? Would you rather be doing?
Cruising? Hitting F5 on your porno pages?
Wanting to see ladies legses? Or maybe fellows---
I won't judge, all I am saying is you should budge
And move just a little get fit like a fiddle
And stop fiddling around talking poo poo
When (okay, okay, thats it)

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Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

this thread by SirEvelynTremble
has me inspired to assemble
all the waste in my bowels
and expel with a howl
the brown paste that your posting resembles

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