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Net's disciple Rhymes constructed like Eiffel Towers catch golden showers Those who try to mess with my powers Because I am like the Teen Titans So stop your fighting Learn to be like a Quaker or Gandhi Because you can't hand me My rear end, its locked away You hold no sway so stop your hammocking Its time for panicking But this ain't no disco Rather get out the crisco Time to get lubed and ready And hold steady as you can As I blow the pan and smoke the pot 420 erreyday no questioning Just keep refreshing hitting F5 Until you arrive at the heart of the internet And then you know what's wet and dry Like a pie figure out the euphemism While I am putting it in the blanks Between the lines give thanks like Late November that I am here to end the Tyranny of boring rhymes up in this thread And like nitrous it goes right to your Head
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Mid-October, pumpkin spice lover, poo poo is getting spooky I slam the rhymes until your head gets loopy Smoke comes out of your ears like a bitcoin rig Choke on your response, make twin figs A sign of the cuckold but that jokes old What is this July? Let me be bold Propose a new GBS obsession While I am doing this rhyme session Next thing is, uh, uh, uh Sorry my mind can't get dumb as a goon So just lick the honeycomb Of this hivemind as we circle jerk Ooops the semen splashed on those who lurk Well, there is your initiation Into GBS' current situation
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a hole-y ghost posted:lol how long did it take for you Put my phone on timer five minutes to show I am the rhymer That can go real quick Its kind of sick how thick my flow Comes out splashing out Like a broken hydrant Hail hydra Throw that in for the nerds But some stuff is better left for the birds Like crackers not meaning those from the south But rather meaning those who shout and crackle July fourth or New Year's Day Just wanted to point out...I'm gay Although your mom might say different I will be diffident to the common meme Repeating it, fulfilling the dream Of metairony here on gibbis Yeah it goes from gibbous to full Feel the pull of my titantic gravity Now master me, ha you can't, Although once again go ask your mom Wait---stay calm I know that comes across as a diss but I am just taking the piss Doing all of this in a flash feel the passion of the What the Christ what do you like? If you were Mel Gibson you could blame the Jews but you might get the blues when you realize your career has been ruined Like the fluid of waterworld did to Kevin Costner So hey, what up pardner? Still dissing me for effort posting? Or are you feeling the roasting Because sure it is easy to mock but by the clock This is just taking minutes So get with it, ribbit ribbit I mean get in like a frog Clear the mental fog Its okay to use effort, in fact it is expert to be able to write down creative thoughts And what not? Would you rather be doing? Cruising? Hitting F5 on your porno pages? Wanting to see ladies legses? Or maybe fellows--- I won't judge, all I am saying is you should budge And move just a little get fit like a fiddle And stop fiddling around talking poo poo When (okay, okay, thats it)
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