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Writer Cath
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Seth, you're a jerk. Boo.

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I wouldn't sell out my dog - she's bigger than me.

Writer Cath
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Seth is really going to have to stop doing that to his hair soon.

Writer Cath
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If there is one thing Seth Rollins stands for it is NOT flashy moves and entertaining matches. Man has his principles.

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pressedbunny posted:

I don't understand why you would dump a bunch of water over your head just to stand there and talk.

Or, in fact, for anything.

Dude's got frizzy hair, doesn't look good in HD?

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Jerusalem posted:

Triple H and Steph watch him soaking down before each appearance, look lovingly into each others eyes and reminisce.

There's a dunk tank backstage and Dean Ambrose has phenomenal aim?

Writer Cath
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I think Ziggler just goes so drat fast it's hard to get invested in his matches. He's too theatrical.

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Jerusalem posted:

Yeah but carneys aren't happy if they're not yelling at something

Sorry, Surly.

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Jerusalem posted:

I think a faster match is fine so long as things are happening for a reason. One of my major problems with Roderick Strong matches is that he's a great wrestler but he's so determined about getting all his poo poo in that he often throws pacing and selling out the window. Ziggler is better in that he does a hell of a lot of selling, but often his offense just seems based on what he thinks is going to look cool.

Even something like the punches on the turnbuckle spot. Like, guys usually punch slow so the crowd can count along. Dolph just runs in there and punchpunchpunches and it's over before the crowd can get into it.

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The last time Kane looked threatening was when AJ dressed up like him.

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achillesforever6 posted:

hahah Usos calling Sheamus Sheamoose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UMNja4aAAN0#t=352

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Thanks for talking about the match going on, announcer guys.

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I'm glad Seth is there strictly as an Observer.

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Jerusalem posted:

This is a contest of gentlemen, Writer Cath, Mr. Rollins wouldn't lower the tone by getting involved.

I meant Observer in the Fringe sense of the word.

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Dean's going to perform a little surgery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvb4E3oN4w0&feature=player_detailpage#t=156

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