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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

WaffleLove posted:

I dunno, I think I need to learn how to photoshop a bit more






:nws::nws:

you will be the first goon beheaded

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WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

you will be the first goon beheaded

I can use an haircut.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

FuzzySkinner posted:

Can we work dirt track references into this invasion? :911:.

I've been waiting for this to happen actually for quite some time...godspeed goons.

there is only one dirt oval ISIS deserves

the goatman

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Fat Lowtax posted:

Let's drag ISIS into gamergate

that'd be good. none of the other poo poo though. just this.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
yeah that's a great idea like those other successful goon projects like... uhh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOiE0LCu6J0

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Shmorky should whip them up some ISIS klurfs

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Just posted this anti-ISIS tweet on the twitter:

Basically ISIS needs to be turned into WASWAS by the end of the year.

I suggest you guys also post mean tweets about ISIS.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
what do ferengi's and isis have in common??

they both get mad about false prophets!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
dear cia nsa lurkerbots:

by posting itt i am de facto declaring my allegiance with you, at least over these asshats

inshallah, hail the almighty dollar

$$$

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
We're the worst trolls

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

nomadologique posted:

dear cia nsa lurkerbots:

by posting itt i am de facto declaring my allegiance with you, at least over these asshats

inshallah, hail the almighty dollar

$$$

SA Standard Declaration of Intent

never trust an elf posted:

We're the best trolls

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
If one of you gets beheaded, can I have your stuff?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Has ISIS met star citizen yet? Maybe they want to get in on it.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Fat Lowtax posted:

Let's drag ISIS into gamergate

pretty sure that violates any of a number of international laws of war. Just strap firebombs to ebola dogs. It's more humane.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Michael Corleone posted:

Just posted this anti-ISIS tweet on the twitter:

Basically ISIS needs to be turned into WASWAS by the end of the year.

I suggest you guys also post mean tweets about ISIS.

Can you imagine a high ranking ISIS guy on Jimmy Kimmel's mean tweets?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
does Anita Sarkeesian know about these ISIS guys? They seem to be pretty mean to women, except in the real world.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Al Borland posted:

does Anita Sarkeesian know about these ISIS guys? They seem to be pretty mean to women, except in the real world.

Read her dissertation on Antisemite Tropes in Jihadiland

Rrussom
May 13, 2009
I wish more games featured women turning into toilets. I want toilet transformers.
I'm down OP, they cant touch me down here in the dirty heart of America-land

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Broenheim posted:

Cons

-Will get us all beheaded

Cons

-Will get us investigated by NSA

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Cons

-Will get us investigated by NSA

use your nerd powers against ISIS and they'll see to it you get an iCAB.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Ok thinking about tweeting this. Anyone got any ideas where to tweet this @ ? (NSA lurkers your help needed here - feel free to give away National Security secrets itt)









#ISUCK (Translation : هل أنت مجنون يا أخي؟ = "Are you mad, brother?"

SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Oct 18, 2014

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
do they have any myspace accounts

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Lets just make a video of nice, real Muslims asking them to stop nicely.

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.

ActusRhesus posted:

pretty sure that violates any of a number of international laws of war. Just strap firebombs to ebola dogs. It's more humane.

I'm down for eboladog firebombs.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Forums user VikingSkull suggested this idea. I think it's good.

Benefits :

*Trolling Jihadis must be quite easy/rewarding
*US Military will love us
*ISIS might wage war with us and cut off Lowtax's head (ok not really a benefit this last bit)
*Will make SA socially relevant

Ideas needed

eg ISIS hasn't met the goatman yet

the next stage in our war is this. it feels right

you have my hole

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Send them a note saying that having sex with male goats/sheep is still gay and Allah will punish them. Best to atone for their sins by giving all isis controlled people like 2 gold bars, or whatev is worth moderate value over there.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Why not just start a kickstarter for this guy:

Benefit: No one is likely to be beheaded. Well, no one but this guy, anyway.

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Just resurrecting this to point out we're basically a bunch of old farts that tried to relive the glory days but got headaches and then mowed the lawn

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
im usually down for stuff like this but I legitimately believe trolling them would piss some of them off. perhaps fueled by just a little extra anger they might do an extra atrocity or two. i dont want to do that

sorry

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Troll everybody, including ISIS. Don't discriminate.

The Orgasm Sanction
Dec 30, 2006

Svelte

nomadologique posted:

dear cia nsa lurkerbots:

by posting itt i am de facto declaring my allegiance with you, at least over these asshats

inshallah, hail the almighty dollar

$$$

Someone post some ISIS twitters

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

1gnoirents posted:

im usually down for stuff like this but I legitimately believe trolling them would piss some of them off. perhaps fueled by just a little extra anger they might do an extra atrocity or two. i dont want to do that

sorry

ffs

can you at least just admit it's really because you're afraid of being doxxed and then beheaded and not wrap it up in some longsuffering "for the greater good" patois

tia

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

1gnoirents posted:

im usually down for stuff like this but I legitimately believe trolling them would piss some of them off. perhaps fueled by just a little extra anger they might do an extra atrocity or two. i dont want to do that

sorry

Maybe it will rile them up and they'll explode like bob-ombs in mario

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Still think the freedom fighter kickstarter has merit. Pro: I don't get beheaded. Con: it probably counts as material support to terrorism...or not...I'm not sure sending people like that their way is "supporting" so much as the human equivalent of malware.

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

problem: i do not speak arabic
You don't need to when you show 'em lemonparty.jpg

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Amazingly there does not seem to be any real pictures of a Korean in a toilet on Google, that always gets them

e: found this years ago

Zeno-25 fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Oct 23, 2014

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Zeno-25 posted:

Amazingly there does not seem to be any real pictures of a Korean in a toilet on Google, that always gets them

e: found this years ago


lmao korean in a toilet

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lmao spellcheck

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Saga
Aug 17, 2009

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Forums user VikingSkull suggested this idea. I think it's good.

Benefits :

*Trolling Jihadis must be quite easy/rewarding
*US Military will love us
*ISIS might wage war with us and cut off Lowtax's head (ok not really a benefit this last bit)
*Will make SA socially relevant

Ideas needed

eg ISIS hasn't met the goatman yet

the next stage in our war is this. it feels right

What exactly do you think this will achieve OP?

You can't have an intelligent, rational discussion with a religious whackjob. Try it at your local megachurch / generic Christian fundamentalist gathering (if you're outside the US) and see how well that works.

If you're planning to just hurl abuse or post things that offend a particular type of ultraconservative muslim, you're sort of helping them justify their existence. ISIS is like the Westboro baptist church or those slightly less nutty evangelicals who go around preaching in public places - any attention is good attention to them.

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