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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

post them itt


thanks to wowporn

God Bless My Posting Friends

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

finally a thread to talk about my favorite mythical creatures in

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

a hardworking white

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

the irish

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Bill murray

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

robin wilians

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


owlbears obviously

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Jews. But not like real jews. Like the jews you catch that lead you to their pot of gold.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
there's no such thing as mythical creatures

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Really hosed up and stupid monsters from asia are the best.



The Pannengolan(sp?)! appearing to be an ordinary human by day, at night its head (with spinal cord and organs still somehow attached) flies free to strangle and feast on the head of another victim, whose body it uses for disguise.




The Tikbalang! stalks mountain trails and abuses, beats and mugs travelers but rarely kills. It's a hooligan monster.



The Jiang Shi! China's equivalent to the vampire, rigor mortis and embalming prevent them from moving properly, so they cope by hopping everywhere. Unable to cross any door with a raised threshold however.




The Kappa! A gross turtle guy who hides in streams and likes to drown the unsuspecting passerby. Their hollow skull holds a small amount of water which, if spilled, kills them.

Harime Nui fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Oct 18, 2014

halleys comet
Feb 29, 2012
Dragons op.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
tanuki balls

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Harime Nui posted:

Really hosed up and stupid monsters from asia are the best.












gently caress u jiangshi own

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


no but really

owlbears

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Did somebody say jews already? I want to say jews

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Vagina.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Harime Nui posted:

Really hosed up and stupid monsters from asia are the best.



The Pannengolan(sp?)! appearing to be an ordinary human by day, at night its head (with spinal cord and organs still somehow attached) flies free to strangle and feast on the head of another victim, whose body it uses for disguise.




The Tikbalang! stalks mountain trails and abuses, beats and mugs travelers but rarely kills. It's a hooligan monster.



The Jiang Shi! China's equivalent to the vampire, rigor mortis and embalming prevent them from moving properly, so they cope by hopping everywhere. Unable to cross any door with a raised threshold however.




The Kappa! A gross turtle guy who hides in streams and likes to drown the unsuspecting passerby. Their hollow skull holds a small amount of water which, if spilled, kills them.

The kappa is great because their whole deal is trying to suck your soul out of your rear end in a top hat. If you carve your name in a cuke and dump it in a river, they won't hassle you.

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
i like griffins

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
serpopards

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Nice sig, fag, great of you to post a thread for showing off your stupid sig.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
dr who!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
nice Rapman The Cook

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

My least favorite is the Chupacabra. Ohh he drinks goat blood, how scary! Other countries have cool creatures like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Medusa. You loving suck Mexico.

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
it's also got the cactus cat

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
psychopomps are p. cool

i like the banshee myself

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
dinosaurs

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I've always been a fan of the wendigo myself

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
There's also an African vampire I was trying to find, but couldn't remember the name of. But it's literally one half of a dude--like, a human body bisected exactly down the middle, with organs and bones exposed. Anybody remember what that freaky hopping bastard is called?

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
Half Life 3

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

i know where this came from

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ron perlman:

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Sweet Tea posted:

ron perlman:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sweet Tea posted:

ron perlman:


The best VA ever!

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Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
straight gbs posters

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