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# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:33 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:57 |
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how can no one have posted this yet? what a bunch of gay losers.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:29 |
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Agrajag posted:how can no one have posted this yet? what a bunch of gay losers. I was looking for that thnks
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:31 |
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the abortion machine was like the only scene that belonged in an Alien prequel, not coincidentally the only funny scene
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:33 |
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hackbunny posted:the abortion machine was like the only scene that belonged in an Alien prequel, not coincidentally the only funny scene good thing it wasn't an alien prequel movie
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:35 |
Yeah, whatever, cool gif+sexy lady, but anyways, it's disgusting that there are still people out there (like my now ex-girlfriend) who refuse to acknowledge how lovely Prometheus was, and how much it ruined the Alien movies retrospectively. I don't know why I paid to see Epimetheus in theaters four times just to bathe in how bad it was, but I did, and it's awful, and I don't believe anyone actually likes it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:41 |
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Effectronica posted:Yeah, whatever, cool gif+sexy lady, but anyways, it's disgusting that there are still people out there (like my now ex-girlfriend) who refuse to acknowledge how lovely Prometheus was, and how much it ruined the Alien movies retrospectively. I don't know why I paid to see Epimetheus in theaters four times just to bathe in how bad it was, but I did, and it's awful, and I don't believe anyone actually likes it. it's true i've been lying this whole time saying that i liked it. i just feel like if i say i like it people will like me more
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:43 |
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Effectronica posted:Yeah, whatever, cool gif+sexy lady, but anyways, it's disgusting that there are still people out there (like my now ex-girlfriend) who refuse to acknowledge how lovely Prometheus was, and how much it ruined the Alien movies retrospectively. I don't know why I paid to see Epimetheus in theaters four times just to bathe in how bad it was, but I did, and it's awful, and I don't believe anyone actually likes it. are you being sarcastic / ironic right now??
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:43 |
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The only Prometheus that matters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJip8HTyfE
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:43 |
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movie was bad, rapace should be playing wonder woman instead of gal godot idk what else there is to say
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:44 |
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The cinematography was good, some set pieces were decent, and fassbender was pretty good in it. But then the plot, character behavior and writing were abysmal.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:45 |
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Depressing Drawers posted:The cinematography was good, some set pieces were decent, and fassbender was pretty good in it. "NOOO loving IDIOT GOONS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DEEP COMPLEXITIES OF---"
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:47 |
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Effectronica posted:Yeah, whatever, cool gif+sexy lady, but anyways, it's disgusting that there are still people out there (like my now ex-girlfriend) who refuse to acknowledge how lovely Prometheus was, and how much it ruined the Alien movies retrospectively. I don't know why I paid to see Epimetheus in theaters four times just to bathe in how bad it was, but I did, and it's awful, and I don't believe anyone actually likes it. now this is what i'm talking about, Prometheus has alot to answer for!!
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:48 |
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so was charles theron a robot or what?
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:50 |
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Agrajag posted:good thing it wasn't an alien prequel movie nice fig leaf bro, instant "slam-dunk" against criticism but it is and it is massively inferior. not funny, not scary and fake deep
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:54 |
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im pooping! posted:so was charles theron a robot or what? the secret to the aliens movies is everyone but ripley is an robot
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:57 |
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i'm going to assume movie blade runner was what earth is like in the alien movie verse and ripley just slept through the robot take over and no one wanted to tell her.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:58 |
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Zazi posted:No its... Its pretty bad op. Sorry. This video pretty covers everything I thought was terrible about the movie. http://youtu.be/JLbcZggwVCw
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 18:59 |
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Hmm I fell asleep while watching Prometheus and have never seen the entire movie. What I gather from this thread is that Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection would have been completely ruined if I had stayed awake for this moving picture abomination. Glad to know. Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection were good fun!
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:01 |
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I think you guys overrate the original alien movies. The first had a spooky vibe that made it seem intelligent but it was ultimately just a good monster movie. Aliens was literally a micheal bay style shoot em up and was hokey as all heck, way worse than Prometheus honestly. It was also great fun.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:02 |
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The part most ppl miss is that Michael fastbinder is a robot. If you keep that in mind it makes sense
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:03 |
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Neurolimal posted:movie was bad, rapace should be playing wonder woman instead of gal godot Attention: this guy is a raging antisemite, ignore him
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:03 |
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naem posted:I think you guys overrate the original alien movies. you know what wasn't good or fun? prometheus. just pointing out the key difference here for your analysis
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:06 |
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Mange Mite posted:you know what wasn't good or fun? prometheus. just pointing out the key difference here for your analysis I thought it was both and can't wait for more??
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:09 |
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Prometheus was a big dumb pre-2001 science fiction movie and it was awesome.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:11 |
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I liked the part where that dude's liver kept getting eaten.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:15 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:17 |
hackbunny posted:nice fig leaf bro, instant "slam-dunk" against criticism Pretty "spot-on" analysis. I walked out of the Oceanus movie and my now-ex said she liked it and when I presented my cogent reasons why it was turds on celluloid she rolled her eyes and told me I was overreacting. Well, I showed her.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:21 |
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Effectronica posted:Well, I showed her. I don't think you did
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:23 |
"prometheus retroactively ruined alien" - a retard who is clearly just pretending the AvP movies and Alien: Resurrection never happened. Prometheus was a step up, and it was good. Get over it nerds it's been two years.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:24 |
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There's a lot of funny things about Prometheus hate; a lot of it has to do with dumb internet that's-not-how-my-space-voyage-to-find-god-would-go posturing. The history of human exploration is riddled with mistakes and accidents. The film goes out of its way to point out that the person responsible for hiring the personnel is the one person who rightly thinks that the trip is a Bad Idea, and absolutely none of the crew knew what mission they were being hired for. And with multiple countries recently proving that people who should know better (like nurses) are very susceptible to getting themselves exposed to infectious materials, the scenario presented in Prometheus (at least from the perspective of how the humans handled the trip) is not actually far-fetched at all. I think another big problem with the film was that they announced that it was an Alien prequel before they even had a solid idea of what the movie was going to be. Ridley Scott's decision to cut the too-familiar "Xenomorph" out almost entirely was probably the best one he made concerning the film (his quote that he couldn't take it seriously after seeing it in a ride at Disney is very telling), but by that point everyone was already expecting an Alien. What Ridley really wanted to do was go back to the well that sprung Alien: schlocky b-movies where a bunch of scientists talk about heady themes while being killed off one by one by a lame-looking monster. In fact, Alien was critically viewed as derivative at the time. It's important to remember that the '79 Alien was an unofficial remake of 1958's It! The Terror from Beyond Space, a movie that is actually tonally far closer to Prometheus than Alien. When the filmmakers said they wanted to "go back to Alien's DNA" they were talking both chronologically as a prequel and tonally\aesthetically. You wouldn't have known this at all from the trailers, which made Prometheus look like a scary movie heavily connected to Alien. So Prometheus is this bizarre comedy-horror movie where the cast of a 50s B-movie thinks that they're in 2001: A Space Oddysey, but they're actually in Alien. I can't really blame people for being unhappy with it, but if you can't appreciate a movie that ends with "god" dying because he got raped in the face by a tentacle monster, and the only survivors are a strong-willed idiot (who's conflated her memories of her dad with her belief in god) who keeps herself sane by pretending the Christian god exists and a sociopathic robot who doesn't care because he has first-hand experience that his god didn't give a poo poo about him, you're probably gayer than I am. MajorB fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Oct 18, 2014 |
# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:38 |
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i dont know if you edited that or someone else, but the directors cut sucks, your original ending was better
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:45 |
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The gay robot helps Noomi get over her daddy issues by transforming her douchey atheist boyfriend into an ebola ghost. The ebola ghost gets shot fifty times, lit on fire, & run over by a space truck.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:47 |
People keep offering defenses of the Tethys movie that ignore that the plot is an inferior kind of plot, and the characters don't act like real fake people. These are the main reasons why it's impossible to make a movie with aliens in it now that Cronus has been released.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:58 |
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I liked prometheus If you have a different opinion youre a big dumb gay baby and your opinion STINKS
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:59 |
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dumb human being baby nerds raging about how prometheus was SO BAD OMG was legit one of the funniest movie things in recent years really there's not liking a movie and then there's frothing at the mouth sperging the gently caress out about how a movie was horrific in aspect, destroyed your childhood, raped your dog, and shot your mom sorry it wasn't alien redux or whatever lol
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:03 |
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MajorB posted:There's a lot of funny things about Prometheus hate; a lot of it has to do with dumb internet that's-not-how-my-space-voyage-to-find-god-would-go posturing. The history of human exploration is riddled with mistakes and accidents. The film goes out of its way to point out that the person responsible for hiring the personnel is the one person who rightly thinks that the trip is a Bad Idea, and absolutely none of the crew knew what mission they were being hired for. And with multiple countries recently proving that people who should know better (like nurses) are very susceptible to getting themselves exposed to infectious materials, the scenario presented in Prometheus (at least from the perspective of how the humans handled the trip) is not actually far-fetched at all. I mean look at this. look at this big gay post.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:04 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I mean look at this. as opposed to your tiny gay post?
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:10 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:34 |
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MajorB posted:as opposed to your tiny gay post? now you're getting it!
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:13 |