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6/10 great blowjobs (very enthusiastic) but terrible sex just laid there like a pot roast and wouldn't let me do her from behind
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Decebal posted:Something doesn't add up here Was quoting OP. His e/n thread is good reads as OP has a pathological need to defend his poor decision making with poor decision making.
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Oct 18, 2014 16:40
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Trixie Hardcore posted:OP has a pathological need to defend his poor decision making with poor decision making. this creates the absolute best en threads
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Oct 18, 2014 16:41
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70 mg of valium is kind of a lot to take in a single night, man. Especially if you're downing 12 drinks. Better up your intake if you wanna tap the sibling strange.
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Oct 18, 2014 16:45
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Normally I don't like it when someone commandeers a thread by airing the OP's trash from another thread but when you've made a big embarrassing e/n thread about your girlfriend and what a creep you are it seems like the only reason you would make a no content OP about your girlfriend would be to remind people of that thread.
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Oct 18, 2014 16:51
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Moooooom! Her creepy boyfriend is hitting on me again!
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Oct 18, 2014 16:56
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I will not rape your girlfriend. Oh wait...
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Oct 18, 2014 17:01
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itsgotmetoo posted:Moooooom! Her creepy boyfriend is hitting on me again!  hot bod
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Aurora-Capitah posted:Out of ten. If she'll get it on with you and her sister in an incestuous menage-a-trois then 10. You should probably stick with them forever, as "Doomsday Preppers" has let the cat out of the bag regarding the importance of women. (Women are so important to rebuilding society ..or possibly bartering for firearms, I may have fallen asleep with Netflix on, anyway, they're so important that you should have a spare woman. Preferably an almost-as-attractive sister with terrible self esteem.) Some deranged people regard another woman as "the ultimate prep". If for some reason she looks down upon sharing you with her sister and refers to you as a "sleazy drug addict" then 1. You should not depend on her when the poo poo hits the fan. (Note: Whenever someone says "when [blank] hits the fan" on the show you have to drink.) She probably would not even agree to help you hoard canned food and bottled water as your relationship stands. As a Plan B you should get her and her sister pregnant, as there is no way this could not bring y'all closer together in a relationship.
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Oct 18, 2014 17:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:to remind people of that thread. That really was not the intention here. But anyway it's fair game, I still don't think it was that bad, we're still together so I still think there was a ton of over reaching in that thread.
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Oct 18, 2014 17:46
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Oh hey, yeah. You caught me just as I was putting this thread down. Haha, goodnight! Moooooooom!
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Oct 18, 2014 17:50
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DID YOU BANGED TEH SISTAR
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Oct 18, 2014 17:55
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Guys, I'm telling you, people totally overreacted in that thread I posted where I told everyone how I drunkenly insinuated that I want to gently caress my girlfriend's sister on Facebook. Especially when I continued posting plastered for days afterward, culminating in my decision to wander the wilderness down under, instead passing out in a pool of my own vomit on the bathroom floor after masturbating on the toilet and reaching a joyless rubbery orgasm while imagining my possibly future sister-in-law's hot bod.
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Oct 18, 2014 17:59
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Guys, I'm telling you, people totally overreacted in that thread I posted where I told everyone how I drunkenly insinuated that I want to gently caress my girlfriend's sister on Facebook. Especially when I continued posting plastered for days afterward, culminating in my decision to wander the wilderness down under, instead passing out in a pool of my own vomit on the bathroom floor after masturbating on the toilet and reaching a joyless rubbery orgasm while imagining my possibly future sister-in-law's hot bod. Go on... 
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Guys, I'm telling you, people totally overreacted in that thread I posted where I told everyone how I drunkenly insinuated that I want to gently caress my girlfriend's sister on Facebook. Especially when I continued posting plastered for days afterward, culminating in my decision to wander the wilderness down under, instead passing out in a pool of my own vomit on the bathroom floor after masturbating on the toilet and reaching a joyless rubbery orgasm while imagining my possibly future sister-in-law's hot bod. Ehhh.. OK whatever.
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Oct 18, 2014 18:58
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the meltdown is real
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Oct 18, 2014 19:00
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do you still consider suicide every day, but haha please dont call the cops guys its jokes
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Oct 18, 2014 19:01
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OP, my advice to you is to stop taking that Valium right now. Cold turkey dude ! It's the only way to get respect from your girlfriend and her hot sister.
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Oct 18, 2014 19:10
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he hasn't come back. he's either a bad troll or he killed himself. Either way we win!
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Oct 18, 2014 19:55
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Hotter than your sister but not quite as good in bed as your mother.
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Oct 18, 2014 20:58
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Alternate thread ideas : rape my girlfriend rat, my girlfriend plate my girlfriend give this account to my girlfriend
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Oct 18, 2014 21:52
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Aurora-Capitah posted:Ehhh.. OK whatever. Can you bump your en thread, or someone else do it? I'm worried about u
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Oct 18, 2014 21:53
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I use Playa. It has not helped me become one. Should I sue for false advertising? Also need pics to rate. latinotwink1997 fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Oct 19, 2014 |
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Oct 19, 2014 00:29
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your girlfriend is a oval office
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Suicide Sam E. posted:If she'll get it on with you and her sister in an incestuous menage-a-trois then 10. You should probably stick with them forever, as "Doomsday Preppers" has let the cat out of the bag regarding the importance of women. (Women are so important to rebuilding society ..or possibly bartering for firearms, I may have fallen asleep with Netflix on, anyway, they're so important that you should have a spare woman. Preferably an almost-as-attractive sister with terrible self esteem.) Some deranged people regard another woman as "the ultimate prep". Do not ignore these pro strats OP, you'll regret it
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Oct 19, 2014 03:59
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Did the OP edit out the pic? I'm also confused by the binary rating selection in the voting options...
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Oct 19, 2014 04:03
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SirEvelynTremble posted:
This actually is her account. Mine was banned.
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Oct 19, 2014 04:34
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I came here to post about my fat girlfriend but this is funnier
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lol man OP got owned again by the same guy. p funny would lol again 5/5 thread
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