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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

elevators full of people. it just makes farting more interesting when it becomes a whodunnit

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
crowded public transit

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
from the butt

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
when you are sitting next to the window and need to leave the bus and fart in the face of the old lady who was sitting next to you

naem
May 29, 2011

Ice box

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Sweet Tea posted:

elevators full of people. it just makes farting more interesting when it becomes a whodunnit

except it's obviously you and you aren't fooling anyone as the the morbidly obese nerdy goon wearing a faded dream theatre tshirt

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
the international space station.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

On a roller coaster

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Walk in freezer.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
While the Judge is sentencing you.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Right before a job interview starts.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Anywhere that I can smell it, mmm

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

what about on those plastic cushion folding chairs so the fart bubble is retained between your buttcheeks and slowly released over 15 seconds. love those ones

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

everyone likes their own brand

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Siberia

solidifying frozen fart droplets ftw

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
fart snow in fact

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

real stinky one at the thanksgiving table. grampa style

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

eskimo whale fart inside an igloo

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

naem posted:

Ice box


itsgotmetoo posted:

Walk in freezer.

lol

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
When you may kiss the bride

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
anal spraypainting

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
room with an echo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

get near the top hatch on a tank fart into it then drop the hatch closed

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
While scuba diving really deep, imagine how many fish it hits on the way up

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
Ebolafart in airport

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
church or your own presidential inauguration

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
In your mom's mouth.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I know a person terrified of farts. Whenever someone farts they have to leave the room.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

On a recent trip to Paris I farted in Notre Dame

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Al Borland posted:

I know a person terrified of farts. Whenever someone farts they have to leave the room.

I'm their worst nightmare :twisted:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
In the bathroom. Where farts belong you gross hobos.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
i thought this said "faint" so my tumblr shitpost post was wasted

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

In the shower. All the hot water makes the smell even worse/better. It's fartē.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

When you may kiss the bride

and your the priest

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Swimming pools. Not only does everybody get to see your fart, when it comes up it's right at nose height.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


concentration camp cremation rooms

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
antarctica

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The Mad Archivist posted:

I'm their worst nightmare :twisted:

its pretty hilarious. I've questioned them about their own farts too "They just don't want to talk about it."

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

more like antfartica!

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phobo
Aug 7, 2008
In he own mouth.

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