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CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Harime Nui posted:

I'm a graduate student would you like to trade

yeah it will help me get management jobs at target

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Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Men are violent hateful psychopaths and all things considered I would much rather encounter a lady stranger in a dark alley

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
Haven't read the thread, just checking in to let y'all know that feminism is cool, but social media (tumblr) activism is p. lmao. wel'l see ya!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
if you have a tumblr you are legally a woman

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

if you have a tumblr you are legally a woman

wymyn*****

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Agag posted:

Beta-male gamer virgin: "Male-dominated society has deemed me a loser and a failure. Should I adopt alternative value system such as feminism? No, I think I will double down on the frat-bro culture that spurns me and dehumanize women anonymously online."

*dies a virgin*

remember when there was the adult virgin thread and it turned out that everyone posting there was a "feminist ally" who was terrified of offending a woman or putting a stranger in an awkward position; and all the full-time feminist posters who'd come in to laugh at MRAs suddenly got really mad and called all the virgins bad people because they weren't having enough sex

vintage feminism on the somethingawful forums

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

Men are violent hateful psychopaths and all things considered I would much rather encounter a lady stranger in a dark alley

Jokes on you, women are also violent hateful psychopaths.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm glad I'm stronger than them because whoo boy their are some crazy bitches out there.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

hey are 50% of billionaires women yet?

yes? okay cool, glad we finally have equality.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Do you and your autistic boyfriend really eat gross pizza off your floor?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Don't you get sick from that?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Actually he's neurotypical and my husband. also the pizza remained in the box and it wasn't our filthy floor but the hotel we were staying in at the time's okay bye

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Clochette posted:

hey are 50% of billionaires women yet?

yes? okay cool, glad we finally have equality.

is there literally any way to become a billionaire other than inheritance or inventing something cool and useful that people might want

if only there wasn't a glass ceiling on knowing stuff and having ideas

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
why did you think it was okay to damage that hotel room!?!?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

drilldo squirt posted:

Do you and your autistic boyfriend really eat gross pizza off your floor?

Oh boy not this bullshit again

Get some new jokes GBS

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Clochette posted:

Actually he's neurotypical and my husband. also the pizza remained in the box and it wasn't our filthy floor but the hotel we were staying in at the time's okay bye

I'm sorry but a hotel floor is super nasty as hell. Their is no way for your's to be worse.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
You know what's also funny? Cucking.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Cucklops vs Whoreverine

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Pththya-lyi posted:

You know what's also funny? Cucking.

Funnier than Cthulhu poo poo, Boom!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

drilldo squirt posted:

Funnier than Cthulhu poo poo, Boom!

see, that's novel (for GBS), keep going with that

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
EXPERIENCES ARE REAL, OPINIONS ARE FACT

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I wana hear about eating pizza off of a dirty hotel floor and how it's possible her house is messier.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
no!

this thread is now about how the cthulhu mythos sucks

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
wooo tentacles wooo

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

drilldo squirt posted:

I wana hear about eating pizza off of a dirty hotel floor and how it's possible her house is messier.

I would assume that the patriarchy did it, as part of their ongoing campaign to keep her from the billion dollars she would be entitled to if not for her pesky vagina

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

FullLeatherJacket posted:

is there literally any way to become a billionaire other than inheritance or inventing something cool and useful that people might want

if only there wasn't a glass ceiling on knowing stuff and having ideas

are any women super autistic investor scumbags?

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
I am gay, to gently caress the patriarchy.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

FullLeatherJacket posted:

I would assume that the patriarchy did it, as part of their ongoing campaign to keep her from the billion dollars she would be entitled to if not for her pesky vagina

Those mother fuckers.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I bet they are the ones loving up her floors.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

FullLeatherJacket posted:

remember when there was the adult virgin thread and it turned out that everyone posting there was a "feminist ally" who was terrified of offending a woman or putting a stranger in an awkward position; and all the full-time feminist posters who'd come in to laugh at MRAs suddenly got really mad and called all the virgins bad people because they weren't having enough sex

vintage feminism on the somethingawful forums

link please

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
the patriarchy made lovecraft a sexist transphobic poo poo

the only interesting "female" character in any of his stories is a wizard occupying his daughter's body

Aydjile
Oct 13, 2013

Survive Adapt Improve
pleasem can anyone provide link of the popular 4chan stories about our near future of western matriarchial society and how men abuse women there by holding door in front of them and simular situations.

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010
feminism is super rad and anita sarkeesian is pop cultures most valuable critic

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
hey feminists gently caress you

patriarchy one

feminasm zero

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Aydjile posted:

pleasem can anyone provide link of the popular 4chan stories about our near future of western matriarchial society and how men abuse women there by holding door in front of them and simular situations.

the one where sean connery abuses a women with chivalry is very lol.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Miltank posted:

the one where sean connery abuses a women with chivalry is very lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Aydjile posted:

pleasem can anyone provide link of the popular 4chan stories about our near future of western matriarchial society and how men abuse women there by holding door in front of them and simular situations.

http://imgur.com/a/H3zux

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

This is rad

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Uncle Wemus posted:

are any women super autistic investor scumbags?

do feminist kickstarters count as an investment?

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
I hosed A ZOO FULL OF FAGGOTS

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