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Are you 400 pound uber goon with Cheetos stains on your shirt reeking of shame? That's why you never had sex.
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op must be married 
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Oct 19, 2014 04:51
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Don't get obsessive or weird about it op, okay guess that's my serious post for the day.
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Oct 19, 2014 04:52
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my problem is i get too much sex. my dick and balls always hurt and I jizz dust.
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Oct 19, 2014 04:54
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Jose Oquendo posted:my problem is i get too much sex. my dick and balls always hurt and I jizz dust. text me
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Oct 19, 2014 08:13
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ive never had sex and yet im an attractive wealthy mixed race californian with a bmw what the gently caress.......
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Oct 19, 2014 08:14
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:ive never had sex and yet im an attractive wealthy mixed race californian with a bmw what the gently caress....... reported
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Oct 19, 2014 08:18
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:ive never had sex and yet im an attractive wealthy mixed race californian with a bmw what the gently caress....... call me
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Oct 19, 2014 08:29
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we can fix our problems together OP. call me. let's have an awkward, sweaty, greasy solution.
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Oct 19, 2014 08:42
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have you always wanted to die violently?
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Oct 19, 2014 08:49
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:ive never had sex and yet im an attractive wealthy mixed race californian with a bmw what the gently caress....... a magnificent rodgering awaits you soon i promise.
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Oct 19, 2014 08:50
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I've always wanted to op but never got the chance.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:01
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muddream posted:have you always wanted to die violently? Yeah.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:01
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So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what? "Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment? Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, loving some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:18
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Just jerk off into your Fleshlight and let your imagination give you that confidence sex-havers have.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:21
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.lnk to the past posted:So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what? Being on the receiving end of a good beej is like getting every FFVII character to lvl99 all at once, but on a girl's face I recommend it
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Oct 19, 2014 09:23
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Now when people admit to being virgins i secretly think they're all: A: lying B: joking C: better than me
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Oct 19, 2014 09:33
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:ive never had sex and yet im an attractive wealthy mixed race californian with a bmw what the gently caress....... Must be your penis size. Remember the national average is 5
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Oct 19, 2014 09:34
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Crap posted:anybody else having this problem, or for those not, any tips? Obvious fakepost, stop trying to be with the 'in'-crowd of virgins. Admit it, you're a sex having loser just as much as the res of us. Be proud of who you are dammit.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:35
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Obvious fakepost, stop trying to be with the 'in'-crowd of virgins. Admit it, you're a sex having loser just as much as the res of us. Be proud of who you are dammit. i'ven't
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Oct 19, 2014 15:16
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Obvious fakepost, stop trying to be with the 'in'-crowd of virgins. Admit it, you're a sex having loser just as much as the res of us. Be proud of who you are dammit. According to the Ozma list in the mod forum, OP is indeed a virgin. Please don't shame users in GBS when you have no valid proof...
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Oct 19, 2014 15:18
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Sex is an Illuminati conspiracy to control the world. I'm onto them though, they won't have me!
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Oct 19, 2014 15:30
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They'll never get my precious bodily fluids
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Oct 19, 2014 16:47
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my penis functions solely as a waste disposal unit
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Oct 19, 2014 16:50
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Are you 400 pound uber goon with Cheetos stains on your shirt reeking of shame? That's why you never had sex. i know a guy like that who hit it and quit it. back in my freshmen dorm there was this nerdy girl who, according to her roommate, used to rub her clit to the tentacle hentai. anyway one day this 400 lbs uber goon showed up in the dorm, looking like he hadn't bathed in years with a yellow stained wife beater. turned out tentacle girl had found him on craigslist for some nasty nasty loving
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Oct 19, 2014 16:52
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Harald posted:sex is actually a lot more work than you'd think Lol the girl i just banged was on top and asked to switch positions and i just flat out said no Eff that
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Oct 19, 2014 16:55
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elliot rodger is that you?
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Oct 19, 2014 17:48
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Crap posted:anybody else having this problem, or for those not, any tips? I used to have sex. Apparently, I wasn't very good at it because it's been a long time.
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Oct 19, 2014 17:52
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having sex is a good way to get laid but other than that idk
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Oct 19, 2014 18:10
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Most of my fingers smell like vagina One smells like a butthole Sigh
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Oct 19, 2014 18:21
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Fetus Tree posted:Most of my fingers smell like vagina all my toes smell like butthole 
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Oct 19, 2014 20:47
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you irl posted:all my toes smell like butthole Kinky
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