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Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
fangirl mom - is super into "fandoms" generally associated w/ the young (ie doctor who, supernatural, etc.)

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Beaten mom - gets beaten up

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
great thread, OP. really enjoy coming up w/ these moms!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Black kid's mom - actually his grandmother

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

bigzak posted:

dead mom

dad mom

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

MILF mom - all your school friends want to date her

:airquote: date :airquote:

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
meta mom - pontificates via "mommy blog" on the the concept of motherhood

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Mom - Endless Walts form

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/letsplay-cartoons-9

assfro
Oct 15, 2005

mommie dearest

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
stripper mom

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
MTom Waits - makes excellent music

edit: sorry, misread thread title

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Foreigner mom

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Jose Oquendo posted:

my mom always lied to me and threatened me with violence if i didn't obey her.


Both of these are true stores. I'm his little brother:

When we were little our couch was in the middle of the room, dividing the living room from dinning room so the back wasn't against the wall. He was laying on the back of the couch, mom told him to get off or she'd push him. He didn't, so she pushed him off and he fell and broke his arm. Jose was maybe 6.

Also, a family friend owned a small garden apartment building in Lowell, MA and told me it was an orphanage. When I was five, I was being bad and they left me there and drove a few houses away.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

Both of these are true stores. I'm his little brother:

When we were little our couch was in the middle of the room, dividing the living room from dinning room so the back wasn't against the wall. He was laying on the back of the couch, mom told him to get off or she'd push him. He didn't, so she pushed him off and he fell and broke his arm. Jose was maybe 6.

Also, a family friend owned a small garden apartment building in Lowell, MA and told me it was an orphanage. When I was five, I was being bad and they left me there and drove a few houses away.

:wow:

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
the mom you bang

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Bad Mother - black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Grant DaNasty posted:

Bad Mother - black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.

Shut your mouth!

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
Mum Mom - from England/Australia

Ur Mom - the original or prototypical mom

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
i like moms

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