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When the game first came out, another guy made a thread like this and I really liked it. http://store.steampowered.com/app/223830/ I'll update the thread somewhere between "after every mission" to "daily" with screenshots and other information about how your soldier is doing, how they died, et cetera. I plan to play this out until I either fail the game (I'm a beginner beginner to the XCOM-like games) or succeed or whatever. The time frame for this thread that I'm expecting is about one week starting now. I'll add people based on the order they appear in this thread. Let's see if this goes anywhere  ----- Direct Links to AAR posts:  1st Operation AAR, where Simsense Cumshots suicide bombs himself for absolutely no reason. 2nd Operation AAR, where gently caress Trophy 2k14 gives us a hint of his future greatness. 3rd Operation AAR, where Contest Winner pries Okiemurse's sniper rifle from his cold, dead fingers. 4th Operation AAR, where the Contest Winner saga comes to an abrupt, stupid end and gently caress Trophy 2k14 puts the loving team on his Herculean back. 5th Operation AAR, where everything went great until we discovered that prefiring doesn't work on aliens when they open doors! 6th Operation AAR, where the North American imps throw down their guns and run around in circles.
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I wonder how long I'll live this time.
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Oct 19, 2014 07:02
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:I wonder how long I'll live this time. Zoq-Fot-Pik will be my BIA. (Brothers in Arms) No Homo.
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Oct 19, 2014 07:07
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You have my laser rifle
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Oct 19, 2014 08:20
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my name is big shirtless rod
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Oct 19, 2014 08:22
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I want a Purple Heart
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Oct 19, 2014 08:23
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Ok I'm in
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Oct 19, 2014 08:23
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If I die I am going to be cross with you OP
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Oct 19, 2014 08:34
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Hi
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Oct 19, 2014 09:30
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Make me a fat soldier.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:34
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Name is either Wormskull or Edwin M. LeBrown, whichever you prefer.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:35
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drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 09:35
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 09:36
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 09:39
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Posting to die a miserable death to a Chrysalis or whatever its called in this game.
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Oct 19, 2014 09:42
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 09:44
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 09:57
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heyyyy I didnt last too long last game and died a gay old death! round 2!
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Oct 19, 2014 10:15
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Alright, so I've assigned the names from top to bottom in the post order. The only person who I didn't have enough room for is Cuntpunch, unfortunately. If he's okay with getting a Jet named after him instead of a soldier like everyone else, I'll do that instead. Otherwise, I'll just keep the usual names. For the sake of clarity, here's the difficulty I ended up choosing (reminder: my only experience with this game is 6 hours of XCOM: Enemy Unknown a few months ago).  Then they made me choose where to set up my base. North America had the most money in funding to offer at the start, so I guess it's there. I named the base "The Imp Zon" (because I fatfingered it when pressing Enter and I don't know how to edit the base's name so gently caress it):  ... and here is the current roster as of right now:  ... and here are the people so that you all can see how you look in the game (I just went with the default randomized stuff they gave me and slapped your names on): Zoq-fit-pok  I AM BRAWW  Okiemurse  gently caress trophy 2k14  Falsum  The Taint Reaper  Contest winner  Simsense cumshots 
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Oct 19, 2014 10:20
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*gets really jealous of the people with 69 stats*
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Oct 19, 2014 10:26
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Please include me when the first of your old soldiers dies. (I hope it's BRAWW  )
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Oct 19, 2014 10:31
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Awwww yeah mlg pro snipa. I'm probably the only one that stands any chance of living through the first mission in this game. Look at those dead eyes. That dude has seen some poo poo... Seriously, even then I'll be dead soon. Its brutal especially if you don't save scum. Looking forward to the AAR, OP. Edit: aw gently caress I'm GREEK? I'll probably spend the whole time on vacation collecting xcom paychecks until you go bankrupt.
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Oct 19, 2014 11:02
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you will find that I am an excellent soldier
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Oct 19, 2014 11:05
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my ki is powerful, and my aim is true
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Oct 19, 2014 11:15
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Give me some grenades and poo poo pls on top of my m16 and some c4 Tia.
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Oct 19, 2014 12:03
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I want in on this.
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Oct 19, 2014 12:30
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drilldo squirt posted:I want in on this. Captain Drilldo Squirt has a good ring to it.
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Oct 19, 2014 12:32
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I'm having a good feeling about this whole thing. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 19, 2014 12:50
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i hope all your soldiers die, OP. that way I can steal their spots in the lineup.
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Oct 19, 2014 16:05
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Brothers, we will die a glorious death
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Oct 19, 2014 16:08
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 16:12
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 How'd OP know I was Canadian.. f*cked up, but please carry on. Make sure I get a cool shotgun tho.
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Oct 19, 2014 16:16
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I make post
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Oct 19, 2014 16:18
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Nobly sacrifice one of your soldiers, so that I may take their place.
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Oct 19, 2014 16:18
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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Oct 19, 2014 16:18
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I will die 4 u
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Oct 19, 2014 16:25
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Name one after me.
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Oct 19, 2014 16:25
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K. Flaps posted:Please include me when the first of your old soldiers dies. (I hope it's BRAWW Twisted -_-
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I volunteer.
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K. Flaps posted:drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
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