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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRdmwV3QjM
As you can see, this very scientific treatment regimen is very effective.

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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpbc45PqVpM

love it when chiropractors put babies into submission holds and make them tap

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I cannot believe it is legal for these people to call themselves doctor and put Dr. in front of their names

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's a demonstration baby, on a real baby of course the parents would be present to observe their baby having its routine adjustment and oil change.

btw, does anyone know where i can purchase one of those butthole jackhammers from the video i posted, i've looked everywhere.

Dolphin fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Oct 19, 2014

ThisGuy
Aug 16, 2014

This Fuckin' Guy

Dolphin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRdmwV3QjM
As you can see, this very scientific treatment regimen is very effective.

My fav porn begins this way

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
There is significant research into chiropractic practice.

I mean years ago they just used massage tables that didn't have audibly satisfying ka-chunks built in to trick people into think it was doing something.The voice tempo and vocabulary have homogenized into a soothing mix of sounding vaguely knowledgeable and upbeat at the same time.

It's fascinating and really hosed up

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
my skeleton would just be a chunky mess floating in a sack of jello if it wasn't for my chiropractor constantly putting my spine back into place, good thing there are experts out there that understand how a skeleton might get misaligned and how to put vertebrae back in place with hand pressure

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
I like lying to people and also like making money and also not going to jail so I'm seriously considering careers in chiropracty and homeopathic medicine

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Can you joke about mangosteens in new gbs?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Feminition posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpbc45PqVpM

love it when chiropractors put babies into submission holds and make them tap

:captainpop:

JustTerrible
Apr 30, 2008
i'm trying out homeopathic comedy in this thread.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


that baby video is hosed up

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
seeing that chiropractor dressed like a doctor loving around with a baby makes me wonder how hard i really could kick someone in the balls if i was in the zone

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Dolphin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRdmwV3QjM
As you can see, this very scientific treatment regimen is very effective.

*moves chick's legs apart while she resists vigourously*

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQfT9C5Adc

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

that baby video is hosed up

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/9223578/Chiropractor-breaks-babys-neck

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
chiropractors are the mortal enemy of skeletons, so I hate them a lot

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
lol chiropractors are such a fuckin scam i'm sticking with real medicine

*goes and gets stabbed with 20 needles instead*

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Dolphin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRdmwV3QjM
As you can see, this very scientific treatment regimen is very effective.

lol hows this poo poo even real?

Oh wait it isn't.

What if you pretended to go along with him when he wants to test that poo poo but just failed and fell apart miserably instead of resisting this attempts to pull your arms and legs apart?

Freak him out a bit or somethin y know?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Someone post that goon chiropractor that couldn't tell the difference between dog spines and people spines lol

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:
Probabyly this one
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3251475

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

SirDan3k posted:

There is significant research into chiropractic practice.

I mean years ago they just used massage tables that didn't have audibly satisfying ka-chunks built in to trick people into think it was doing something.The voice tempo and vocabulary have homogenized into a soothing mix of sounding vaguely knowledgeable and upbeat at the same time.

It's fascinating and really hosed up

capitalism owns bones

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Quote-Unquote posted:

Someone post that goon chiropractor that couldn't tell the difference between dog spines and people spines lol

Page 7.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3251475&pagenumber=7

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Dude's rocking a mean sidepipe.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008


that was disappointing as hell, I wanted to see someone get owned but the guy didn't say anything about the dogspine either way

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Slim Pickens posted:

lol chiropractors are such a fuckin scam i'm sticking with real medicine

*goes and gets stabbed with 20 needles instead*

gently caress treatments that work, i'm going with what's most comfortable

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

that chiropractic "clinic" looks like my friends lovely basement that hasn't been renovated since the 70s

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
I thought a chiropractor was the dude you went to with backproblems?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I remember a goon said that in order for chiropractors to do the things they claimed they could do in their ads they would need to apply enough force to the spine to outright shatter it. That pretty much removed the last little bit of doubt in my mind and confirmed that any positive results are just placebo

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Bundle of Keys posted:

I thought a chiropractor was the dude you went to with backproblems?

in the same way you consult an exorcist for your schizophrenia, yeah

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
chiropractic is actually quite useful because whenever you meet someone that raves about how great their chiropractor is you immediately know that the person is a complete gullible retard and their opinions should not be taken seriously.

see also: naturopathy, homeopathy, any other pseudoscience really

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
but the guy in Jacobs Ladder was an angel

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Like for example, an ex of mine suggested that when we eventually had children she would refuse to take them to a pediatrician and instead insisted we take them to naturopaths, which made it incredibly easy to break up with her!

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

proof of concept posted:

I cannot believe it is legal for these people to call themselves doctor and put Dr. in front of their names

all the chiros i've known are really big into the "doctor" thing also. at least 2 of them have dr or doc on their license plate.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

JustTerrible posted:

i'm trying out homeopathic comedy in this thread.

Is that where threads become funnier the less you post in them??

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Feminition posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpbc45PqVpM

love it when chiropractors put babies into submission holds and make them tap

I don't normally realpost but I feel this monkey urge to beat that man and snatch the baby away from him.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I went to a chiropractor for a couple months and the guy was creepy. he kept giving me free sessions and I was like okay whatevs until one day outside the room I heard him and one of the lady assistants arguing about why he wasn't charging me. I stopped going after that. I got a generic birthday card from them a few months later but he wasn't listed or pictured so I'm assuming he got fired or left. grody.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

LifeSizePotato posted:

all the chiros i've known are really big into the "doctor" thing also. at least 2 of them have dr or doc on their license plate.

i have a feeling most of them are nitwits who couldn't make it through med school and so fell back on a program where they can be Real Doctors but without any sort of medical training :buddy:

fact: my cousin decided to be a naturopath once she realized getting a dietetics degree from an accredited medical institution was Hard Work

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010


what are the positive effects of having chiropractic performed on your baby and are they worth having your babys neck broken by a fake doctor

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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Minorkos posted:

what are the positive effects of having chiropractic performed on your baby and are they worth having your babys neck broken by a fake doctor

if you hate your baby and your money it's a win-win

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