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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
I bought a 1 dollar lotto ticket and lost.

-1 to all stats and -5 to luck stats

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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
After it rains, I save all the dumb worms stuck in my driveway cause my driveway is large, so I pick them up and put them in a place to continue making GBS threads. I once saved 4 worms.

Also, Raising baby sparros aroud here is common. You go outside, and theres a bird on the ground.

"get the shoe box and heat lamp ready"

I mess with mother nature all the loving time.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
Garden snails eat my plants, I want to kill them, but I won't. Thats the story

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
Garden snails own though, they are lazy loving crawling things with a saeshell on it's back, I can't be mad at them.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

nomadologique posted:

don't they eat your poo poo and then you get really comically mad and throw down your trowel in a grand but frustrated gesture like zeus before the unpredictable whims of his playthings?

till the lady bugs show up and eat um, yes this is accurate.

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