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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Call of Cthulhu is a pretty weak story tbh, the best ones are Color out of space, Rats in the walls (even if the cat is called friend of the family-man) and The Dunwich horror

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
What's really funny is, Cthulhu, at least in the Lovecraftian canon or w/e, is not a huge deal. He's like the high priest of a race of aliens who arrived on earth 1 billion years ago and fought another alien race. Not some omnipresent deity, more of a kaiju demi-god. He seriously gets K.O'd by a steamship ramming him in the face in The Call of Cthulhu. He's got nothing on the actual gods in the mythos like Shub-Niggurath or Nyarlathotep.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Harime Nui posted:

What's really funny is, Cthulhu, at least in the Lovecraftian canon or w/e, is not a huge deal. He's like the high priest of a race of aliens who arrived on earth 1 billion years ago and fought another alien race. Not some omnipresent deity, more of a kaiju demi-god. He seriously gets K.O'd by a steamship ramming him in the face in The Call of Cthulhu. He's got nothing on the actual gods in the mythos like Shub-Niggurath or Nyarlathotep.

Dagon is an even bigger bitch, he's basically Cthulhu's high priest

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Call of Cthulhu is a pretty weak story tbh, the best ones are Color out of space, Rats in the walls (even if the cat is called friend of the family-man) and The Dunwich horror

Dunwich and Colour are both great because of the rambling, no-detail-overlooked descriptions of monsters from dying or temporarily insane people, like they're telling stories about the biggest fish they ever caught.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

please put this into pokemon terms

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
pre anime tentacle porn

relevant as archaeological evidence of pre internet fetishism

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Stick Figure Mafia posted:

please put this into pokemon terms

everything is missingno and when you find it it fucks your save

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Harime Nui posted:

What's really funny is, Cthulhu, at least in the Lovecraftian canon or w/e, is not a huge deal. He's like the high priest of a race of aliens who arrived on earth 1 billion years ago and fought another alien race. Not some omnipresent deity, more of a kaiju demi-god. He seriously gets K.O'd by a steamship ramming him in the face in The Call of Cthulhu. He's got nothing on the actual gods in the mythos like Shub-Niggurath or Nyarlathotep.

or azathoth the idiot king who has to be kept in permanent slumber at the centre of the universe by outer gods playing piping music forever otherwise he'll wake up and destroy the universe

nylarlathotep is interesting because he actually appears to have intelligence that can be related to as a human or at least he takes some notice of us

he got beaten by a measly hoo-man though which is a bit weak

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Neurosis posted:

or azathoth the idiot king who has to be kept in permanent slumber at the centre of the universe by outer gods playing piping music forever otherwise he'll wake up and destroy the universe

Lovecraft predicted dark energy when he came up with this

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Neurosis posted:

or azathoth the idiot king who has to be kept in permanent slumber at the centre of the universe by outer gods playing piping music forever otherwise he'll wake up and destroy the universe

nylarlathotep is interesting because he actually appears to have intelligence that can be related to as a human or at least he takes some notice of us

he got beaten by a measly hoo-man though which is a bit weak

i think only nyarlathotep's avatar got out-maneuvered by the dream-rules of kadath or whatever, but outside that tiny expression of himself and outside those rules he woulda owned randolph carter in his stupid face

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
I don't know jack poo poo about Cthulhu but I've been seeing references about that poo poo online for nearly 20 years.

Metallica had a great instrumental named after Call of Cthulhu but they spelled it "Ktulu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RTgznup5c

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Shadow posted:

I don't know jack poo poo about Cthulhu but I've been seeing references about that poo poo online for nearly 20 years.

Metallica had a great instrumental named after Call of Cthulhu but they spelled it "Ktulu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RTgznup5c

they also had the thing that should not be which had some of their non-lovely lyrics

i miss cliff burton

i wonder if james hetfield ever got gently caress drunk and told lars "Lars... it should have been you in that bunk that night... it should have been you"

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Neurosis posted:

they also had the thing that should not be which had some of their non-lovely lyrics

i miss cliff burton

i wonder if james hetfield ever got gently caress drunk and told lars "Lars... it should have been you in that bunk that night... it should have been you"

nah, they're pretty gay for each other. They probably wanted it to be Kirk Hammett if anyone, whose bunk Cliff jacked.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Yaldabaoth posted:

Dagon is an even bigger bitch, he's basically Cthulhu's high priest

No offensive guys, but what have you done with your lives that being the undersea high priest of an ancient demigod is a poo poo job? We can't all be Azathoth.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Agag posted:

Japanese Cthuhlu.

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
um EXCUSE ME i dunno where this information is coming from that cthulhu is "lesser" but UH...

quote:

An ongoing theme in Lovecraft's work is the complete irrelevance of mankind in the face of the cosmic horrors that apparently exist in the universe, with Lovecraft constantly referring to the "Great Old Ones": a loose pantheon of ancient, powerful deities from space who once ruled the Earth and who have since fallen into a deathlike sleep.[3]

Lovecraft named several of these deities, including Azathoth, Cthulhu, Ghatanothoa, Shub-Niggurath, Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep and Yig. With a few exceptions, Cthulhu, Ghatanothoa, et al, this loose pantheon apparently exists 'outside' of normal space-time.

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