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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Recently got a hold of ESQUIRE magazine from 2046. dont ask how.

Here is a way to get a leg up on the millennial scum when you are in the geriatric facility.

Now you will know what they say. Maybe it will help you get an extra soy ration during lunch.

stuffer- a girfriend

side- boyfriend

elink- short for ego link, it means a good friend.

rollo- a car

cretehole- house

rape- sex

cornbread - designated white minority, chipped and tagged

egodump- conversation

googleman- stalker or variation thereof

Homey- Homeland Security Armored Police, Relocation Camp Division


There are a lot more of these words here. So ask away if you have any questions


Be Prepared.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
turdville -britain where they make up slang for everything for no reason and use that instead of the real words

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
no op, HOW DID YOU GET THE MAGAZINE!?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

gary oldmans diary posted:

turdville -britain where they make up slang for everything for no reason and use that instead of the real words

In the future England becomes a part of the USA.

thats how it spreads.

Turdville is a US state.

god bless.

mr.capps posted:

no op, HOW DID YOU GET THE MAGAZINE!?

You sonnova bitch

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
friend of the family - black person
hitler 9000 - president of the united states

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Smokey posted:

friend of the family - black person
hitler 9000 - president of the united states

black hitler 9000 dumbass

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
beaner: a "cyber jockey" who gets juiced up on illicit data beans he puts into his neural socket before jacking into the grid

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Top City Homo posted:

black hitler 9000 dumbass

why does it always have to be race with you?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
tranny: a "cyber jockey" who chooses to have their consciousness transferred directly into the grid, raising their hacking abilities to incredible levels but forever cutting them off from reality

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

tranny: a "cyber jockey" who chooses to have their consciousness transferred directly into the grid, raising their hacking abilities to incredible levels but forever cutting them off from reality

nice

all those jockies

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Broenheim posted:

why does it always have to be race with you?

if you are white you will be visited by Homeys and they will chip and tag you.

Good luck cornbread.

a bleak future lies ahead courtesy of black hitler 9000

HTH

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

the bipper - where you go to get bipped

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

What happens to Mexico OP?

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

Bumcivilian - a new alloy of metal which is really strong but also light?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Don Tacorleone posted:

What happens to Mexico OP?

During the franchise wars between Del Taco and Taco Bell Taco Bell decided that to be able to claim "authentic Mexican cuisine" it needed to become Mexico

The war killed millions

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
boners: "cyber jockeys" who count themselves as denizens of "the boneyard", an exclusive black hat chatroom known as the place to go when you need to hire the best jockeys on the grid

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
Trash - British girls

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jack the Stripper posted:

Trash - British girls

some slang never changes with time

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
fag - heterosexual male

DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011
Do people still say "thats so fetch"?

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Will we still be swinging on the flippity flop in the future, cob-nobbler?

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
so do they still just show like two boobs per issue and be classy about it or has esquire of the future gone hardcore

is there any future words for boobs

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




enziarro posted:

so do they still just show like two boobs per issue and be classy about it or has esquire of the future gone hardcore

is there any future words for boobs

wizbags

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Tworking: Its twerking using the front end of the body.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Cuck - a device for watching movies

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
Slutbuck- a male with voracious sexual appetites and an erection you could hang a dead hippo off of

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

DoomLazer posted:

Do people still say "thats so fetch"?

sure fetch means gay

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

glowing-fish posted:

Will we still be swinging on the flippity flop in the future, cob-nobbler?


no i told you its cretehole now.

cob nobbler is a racist term for Latin Americans you piece of poo poo.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

enziarro posted:

so do they still just show like two boobs per issue and be classy about it or has esquire of the future gone hardcore

Esquire is a counter revolutionary underground magazine. There is no porn.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
rear end oval office: a low-level "cyber jockey" who repairs and installs systems designed to protect clients from cyberattacks on the grid. title is an acronym of automated security systems control unit node technician

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
"cum on my titties, moneyman" = (in the slang of the ultra scarcity wasteland) "please give me some food anything you have please"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

rear end oval office: a low-level "cyber jockey" who repairs and installs systems designed to protect clients from cyberattacks on the grid. title is an acronym of automated security systems control unit node technician

nice

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
Meathole- Due to food shortages in the latter half of the twenty first century, resourceful young men began dating girls not just for sex but also to fill their bellies with fleshy illicit goodness. Unsurprisingly the females started fighting back and for a brief time in the mid 2050s, cocklaces were a much desired fashion accessories amongst upper class women.

Ie. "Nah Brad, she's wasn't the One...so I popped her into the freezer in little bags for later. She was just another meathole from that despised underclass that does all outer menial labour in our wonderful dystopia. Come on, let's go stand in line for crunk" #meathole

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
misog - derived from "misogynist" - ordained priest of the Highest Holy Church of the PUA, a large power broker throughout the western hemisphere and oceania

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
keep those jockies coming.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

gonna drink some milk plus and viddy some ultraviolence films with my droogs

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



people who say "frak" or whatever fake made-for-tv curse words are terrible

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Verisimilidude posted:

people who say "frak" or whatever fake made-for-tv curse words are terrible

what a bout frell?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Top City Homo posted:

what a bout frell?

saying that would make you a P'ataQ

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
You N'wah

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