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Saalkin posted:Does building a sky scrapper without following permit and zoning laws count as a heist? not sure what a sky scrapper is but it sounds v dangerous. i would not advise this
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Oct 22, 2014 04:05
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There's a crazy busy beach restaurant nearby me that is essentially a big outdoor deck. It has a safe in the office that's absolutely stacked with cash by the end of the weekend, and you can pretty much crawl right up under it on the sand. Me and a buddy that worked there always fantasized about pulling up to the beach with a boat, some tools and 50 yards of chain. Cut through the floor, let the safe crash to the ground, and yank it off the beach with the boat. I really feel like you could get away with it.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:25
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:not sure what a sky scrapper is but it sounds v dangerous. i would not advise this I think I'll just ignore this advice.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:50
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Saalkin posted:I think I'll just ignore this advice. youre making a big mistake. heed my warning and build no sky scrappers
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Oct 22, 2014 07:09
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Saalkin posted:I think I'll just ignore this advice. Better gets those permits guy or the only one getting robbed will be you when the city takes your billion dollar sky scraper bc you didn't have a permit. Then issues it a permit and sells it to someone else. A sucker is born every minute, don't let it be you.
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Oct 22, 2014 15:21
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Michael Corleone posted:Better gets those permits guy or the only one getting robbed will be you when the city takes your billion dollar sky scraper bc you didn't have a permit. Then issues it a permit and sells it to someone else. A sucker is born every minute, don't let it be you. I just realized you have a good name for this business.
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Oct 23, 2014 03:53
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a sky scrapper is a flying death bulldozer that wrecks buildings and explodes human beings
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Oct 23, 2014 03:55
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heh, just came up with a name for the skyscraper job: skycaper
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Oct 23, 2014 03:57
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skygaper
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Oct 23, 2014 03:58
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skyfapper is what you call it when god masturbates
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Oct 23, 2014 03:59
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*Coughs from a nearby alley to draw attention" "Pssst. I got six frag grenades for sale. I'll give 'em to ya for Y180. That's Y30 a pop. What you say, chummer?"
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Oct 23, 2014 04:11
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I commit capers quite often on my grandma, well just one actually. I cut off branches on her trees that are dead so the trees will stay alive. She likes this and is happy for my efforts, but I actually just want the wood to burn. So really just a heist of extra grandma love. NOW ACCEPTING ANY POSITION IN ANY CREW FOR ANY HEIST/CAPER/MURDER/ARSON/ETC
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Oct 23, 2014 04:18
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I want to steal ten thousand pounds of anime
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Oct 23, 2014 04:50
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Can I be the camp English guy? I don't think it's a caper unless you have one. I will bring the following skills to the crew: a posh English accent, a sharp but slightly effete suit (three piece on request), frequent innuendo and sarcasm, ambiguous sexuality, and inopportune British slang (possibly made up) that adds cultural confusion to an already complicated situation.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:47
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Can I be the camp English guy? I don't think it's a caper unless you have one. yea you can be my stuttering aquarium enthusiast. you are gonna be brutalized by a nietzche quoting boor but you get to run him over with a steamroller later so its all good
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Oct 23, 2014 19:51
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I am an excellent getaway driver as long as the entire crew can fit into a 2004 Honda Civic.
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Oct 23, 2014 20:22
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On Sep. 6, 2003 a man paid for $150 in groceries at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina with a phony $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait. The bill showed a white house with signs on its lawn reading 'we like ice cream' and 'USA deserves a tax cut.' The cashier accepted the bill and gave $50 change. The Smoking Gun was able to actually get a picture of the $200 bill used in the transaction. What most people don't remember is that this scam is hardly new. Two years ago, on January 28, 2001 a drive-thru customer at a Danville, Kentucky Dairy Queen paid for his $2.12 purchase with $200. That $200 was handed to the cashier in the form of a single $200 bill bearing on the front the likeness of George Bush and a treasury seal marked "The right to bear arms." The back of the bill showed an oil well and the White House lawn decorated with signs. The signs read "U.S. deserves a tax cut," "No more scandals," and "We like broccoli." The cashier accepted the bill and gave the customer $197.88 in change. The customer quickly drove off. Speaking later in her defense, the cashier explained that she had believed the $200 bill to be legitimate because it was green, just like real money. Credit Al Borland. Sounds like the groundwork of a good caper, but lets make $500 bills, they used to real and we will over than double their take!
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