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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Go the Dallas Cowboys!

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Love ya DeMarco :swoon:

and also all of you sexy beasts on the offensive line

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
wow, that was good coverage

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Old man Witten for the first down

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

JPrime posted:

When a punt is bouncing inside the ten, and there are more than 2 defenders around it, why do offensive players get anywhere near the ball?

Well, if the kicking team touches it first, then hilarious things can happen because it's a completely free play for the return team

Zoran fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Oct 19, 2014

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Romo's patented escape move

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Romo2Escobar

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

JPrime posted:

Say what now?

I meant to say "if the kicking team touches it first," but yeah, if they do, that's technically illegal touching by the kicking team and a spot foul. So nothing bad can happen to the return team at that point.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Throw the red flag Jason

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
way to go defense

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

DrunkPanda posted:

Jamaal Charles looks like an Uruk Hai

racist

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Lote posted:

It takes a lot to make Jason loving Garrett look like a strategic genius. And yet here we are.

Princeton education, man

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Hey RedZone, put me back on the Cowboys. I don't get them here :(

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
welp

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

wheez the roux posted:

¿esperas que qué?

I saw that edit

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This whole thread should speak in Spanish

我们都应该写中文。

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Witten owns a lot

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Murray twisted his ankle a little

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Romo2Williams

God I love our offense. Great QB, great line, great backs, great receivers

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Dennis Eckersley posted:

yeah sure let's not blitz Romo. That will work every time.

he already had his spin move ready for anyone who was blitzing

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Romo vueltas son extremadamente mi mierda

:laffo:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

whoa, vosotros form

Es posible que él secretamente es de España.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Kalli posted:

Eli es stupido

poo poo, high school spanish has failed me.

estupido

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Athanatos posted:

The most times people can post "Holy gently caress Peyton Hillis is on a team"

¿Santa mierda, Peyton Hillis está en un equipo?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
¿Por qué, por qué, por qué es mi mochila tan pesada?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

Demarco Murray is so good.

Puedes ser un fan de los Vaqueros, si quieres

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Eli almost gave it away, lol

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
That was absolutely a fumble

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
How do they let Dez get that open

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Let's go Raiders

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Romo2Escobar!

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
wow Floyd

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Um, Chargers line? You still have to block on a draw play

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
What happened to Bailey?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
But I don't want DeMarco to leave :smith:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

blue squares posted:

Why did they build the cowboys stadium that way?

Jerry dumb

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Demarco Murray just set an NFL record. :feelsgood:

to be fair, it is a silly arbitrary record "to start a season"

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

4th and 1 on the opponent's 40 is like the most automatic go for it situation in the entire sport of football and garrett punts

Princeton education

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
gently caress yes

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
no, Scott, go back to the Cowboys

ty

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