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This girl came to my house last night to use my piano and played the first part of my namesake beautifully. anyway, shes really beautiful (asian) and cool (calirofniana) but she said we should just be friends and put me in the friendzone. how do i get out of this? she left her bottom imprint on my piano bench so i didnt get to practice earlier cos i dont want to ruin in so shes already screwing up my life.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:20 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:21 |
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What creepy thing did you do or say that made her tell you:opus111 posted:she said we should just be friends
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:23 |
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nothing, i played it super cool. its good that she was so engrossed in her music thougjh cos i couldnt stop staring at her thighs.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:24 |
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smell her butt print
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:24 |
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I wish I had a friend, you're way ahead of me OP
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:24 |
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Corn Thongs posted:smell her butt print I did think about it but I skyped my mum as soon as she left and id have felt guilty. I did take a photo of it though.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:26 |
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opus111 posted:nothing, i played it super cool. its good that she was so engrossed in her music thougjh cos i couldnt stop staring at her thighs. Then how did this: opus111 posted:she said we should just be friends even come up?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:27 |
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I went to the toilet and an. I came back she said 'I don't know if I should say this bit I jus want to hang out as a friend' so I said oh of course
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:28 |
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opus111 posted:I went to the toilet and an. I came back she said 'I don't know if I should say this bit I jus want to hang out as a friend' so I said oh of course Huh
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:30 |
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opus111 posted:I went to the toilet and an. I came back she said 'I don't know if I should say this bit I jus want to hang out as a friend' so I said oh of course making GBS threads in the presence of a woman makes you friend material, hold it in next time like a real mang
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:33 |
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emulate her father and manipulate her emotions in a manner that reflects both his positive and negative aspects to reinforce good behavior and deter bad habits.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:37 |
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She came over to your house since she needed to use a piano?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:41 |
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point to the door also lay some sick negs on her
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:57 |
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I hate to tell you this OP but when a woman says she just wants to be friends it's code for "This guy isn't sexually attractive enough for me but I'm too polite to reject him outright because that would hurt his feelings" My suggestion is to workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:03 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:She came over to your house since she needed to use a piano? Her neighbours have been complaining. I was hoping it was a near excuse but I think it's true.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:04 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:I hate to tell you this OP but when a woman says she just wants to be friends it's code for "This guy isn't sexually attractive enough for me but I'm too polite to reject him outright because that would hurt his feelings" My suggestion is to workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild There must be some GBSers who have broken out of the FZ though, so I'm asking for their help
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:06 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:I hate to tell you this OP but when a woman says she just wants to be friends it's code for "This guy isn't sexually attractive enough for me but I'm too polite to reject him outright because that would hurt his feelings" My suggestion is to workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild spoken like a true beta bitch When women say that they're just asking you to MAN UP
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:06 |
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opus111 posted:I did take a photo of it though. well? post it
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:07 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:spoken like a true beta bitch I know that, dumbass! Hence the "Workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild" part
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:09 |
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Hmm, maybe your piano is of poor quality, and she second guessed your ability to provide. You should get a high-tech Casio, with a bunch of different instrument options, and a kick rear end demo. Maybe she'll change her mind then.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:09 |
congrats on the new friend op
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:11 |
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Feminition posted:congrats on the new friend op Men can't be friends with girls.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:11 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:12 |
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opus111 posted:Men can't be friends with girls. lol
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:14 |
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opus111 posted:There must be some GBSers who have broken out of the FZ though, so I'm asking for their help Rule Nr. 1 of the FZ: You don't break out of the FZ Sorry OP, the FZ is not something you can actively leave. Find a different girl as your GF and be happy. And don't be friends with her. Instead tell her straight out that you "have enough 'friends' already". Harsh but true. She will only make you jump through hoops and justify it by you being such a good friend. Don't be the guy who carries her books/a printer. opus111 posted:Men can't be friends with girls they are infatuated with. Ftfy
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:15 |
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putting chicks in the friendzone feels p good
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:17 |
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opus111 posted:Men can't be friends with girls. we may have found your problem OP
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:17 |
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Hopper posted:Rule Nr. 1 of the FZ: You don't break out of the FZ Don't be a nice person to her? She wants to do a flute and piano duet but I don't cos I think she's too rigid with tempo and so not fun to play with. Is this an Asian thing? She seems to take things very seriously. So I should say no?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:18 |
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Imo you can do the music bit, but keep it "professional". Just don't make yourself her bitch because you want to tap that rear end. It's not gonna happen.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:21 |
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opus111 posted:Don't be a nice person to her? She wants to do a flute and piano duet but I don't cos I think she's too rigid with tempo and so not fun to play with. Is this an Asian thing? She seems to take things very seriously. So I should say no?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:22 |
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You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Friend Zone.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:24 |
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try to get her to hook you up w one of her girlfriends, then she is guaranteed to be amorously affectionate towards you out of jealousy
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:27 |
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you should stick to homeless chicks
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:27 |
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opus111 posted:This girl came to my house last night to use my piano and played the first part of my namesake beautifully. anyway, shes really beautiful (asian) and cool (calirofniana) but she said we should just be friends and put me in the friendzone. how do i get out of this? she left her bottom imprint on my piano bench so i didnt get to practice earlier cos i dont want to ruin in so shes already screwing up my life. you should move out of california op its nothing but single dudes and queers ur best hope is the east coast HTH
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:27 |
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Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:28 |
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Gay Roads posted:you should stick to homeless chicks also this
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:29 |
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opus111 posted:she left her bottom imprint on my piano bench so i didnt get to practice earlier cos i dont want to ruin in so shes already screwing up my life. Gay Roads posted:Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:30 |
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Sex is gross!
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:32 |
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Slip some porn mags in the sheet music in the bench. Goddamn amateur.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:32 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:21 |
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your dumb threads are dumb op
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:44 |