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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

This girl came to my house last night to use my piano and played the first part of my namesake beautifully. anyway, shes really beautiful (asian) and cool (calirofniana) but she said we should just be friends and put me in the friendzone. how do i get out of this? she left her bottom imprint on my piano bench so i didnt get to practice earlier cos i dont want to ruin in so shes already screwing up my life.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
What creepy thing did you do or say that made her tell you:

opus111 posted:

she said we should just be friends

:ohdear:

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

nothing, i played it super cool. its good that she was so engrossed in her music thougjh cos i couldnt stop staring at her thighs.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

smell her butt print

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I wish I had a friend, you're way ahead of me OP

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Corn Thongs posted:

smell her butt print

I did think about it but I skyped my mum as soon as she left and id have felt guilty. I did take a photo of it though.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

opus111 posted:

nothing, i played it super cool. its good that she was so engrossed in her music thougjh cos i couldnt stop staring at her thighs.

Then how did this:

opus111 posted:

she said we should just be friends

even come up?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I went to the toilet and an. I came back she said 'I don't know if I should say this bit I jus want to hang out as a friend' so I said oh of course :)

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

opus111 posted:

I went to the toilet and an. I came back she said 'I don't know if I should say this bit I jus want to hang out as a friend' so I said oh of course :)

Huh

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

opus111 posted:

I went to the toilet and an. I came back she said 'I don't know if I should say this bit I jus want to hang out as a friend' so I said oh of course :)

making GBS threads in the presence of a woman makes you friend material, hold it in next time like a real mang

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
emulate her father and manipulate her emotions in a manner that reflects both his positive and negative aspects to reinforce good behavior and deter bad habits.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
She came over to your house since she needed to use a piano?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
point to the door

also lay some sick negs on her

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I hate to tell you this OP but when a woman says she just wants to be friends it's code for "This guy isn't sexually attractive enough for me but I'm too polite to reject him outright because that would hurt his feelings" My suggestion is to workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Arian_Samurai posted:

She came over to your house since she needed to use a piano?

Her neighbours have been complaining.

I was hoping it was a near excuse but I think it's true.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Yaldabaoth posted:

I hate to tell you this OP but when a woman says she just wants to be friends it's code for "This guy isn't sexually attractive enough for me but I'm too polite to reject him outright because that would hurt his feelings" My suggestion is to workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild

There must be some GBSers who have broken out of the FZ though, so I'm asking for their help

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Yaldabaoth posted:

I hate to tell you this OP but when a woman says she just wants to be friends it's code for "This guy isn't sexually attractive enough for me but I'm too polite to reject him outright because that would hurt his feelings" My suggestion is to workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild

spoken like a true beta bitch

When women say that they're just asking you to MAN UP

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

opus111 posted:

I did take a photo of it though.

well? post it

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Don Tacorleone posted:

spoken like a true beta bitch

When women say that they're just asking you to MAN UP

I know that, dumbass! Hence the "Workout, clean up, and stop being a fatty manchild" part

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Hmm, maybe your piano is of poor quality, and she second guessed your ability to provide.

You should get a high-tech Casio, with a bunch of different instrument options, and a kick rear end demo. Maybe she'll change her mind then.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



congrats on the new friend op :)

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Feminition posted:

congrats on the new friend op :)

Men can't be friends with girls.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

opus111 posted:

Men can't be friends with girls.

lol

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

opus111 posted:

There must be some GBSers who have broken out of the FZ though, so I'm asking for their help

Rule Nr. 1 of the FZ: You don't break out of the FZ

Sorry OP, the FZ is not something you can actively leave. Find a different girl as your GF and be happy.
And don't be friends with her. Instead tell her straight out that you "have enough 'friends' already". Harsh but true.
She will only make you jump through hoops and justify it by you being such a good friend.

Don't be the guy who carries her books/a printer.

opus111 posted:

Men can't be friends with girls they are infatuated with.

Ftfy

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
putting chicks in the friendzone feels p good

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

opus111 posted:

Men can't be friends with girls.

:cripes:

we may have found your problem OP

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Hopper posted:

Rule Nr. 1 of the FZ: You don't break out of the FZ

Sorry OP, the FZ is not something you can actively leave. Find a different girl as your GF and be happy.
And don't be friends with her. Instead tell her straight out that you "have enough 'friends' already". Harsh but true.
She will only make you jump through hoops and justify it by you being such a good friend.

Don't be the guy who carries her books/a printer.


Ftfy

Don't be a nice person to her? She wants to do a flute and piano duet but I don't cos I think she's too rigid with tempo and so not fun to play with. Is this an Asian thing? She seems to take things very seriously. So I should say no?

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Imo you can do the music bit, but keep it "professional".
Just don't make yourself her bitch because you want to tap that rear end. It's not gonna happen.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

opus111 posted:

Don't be a nice person to her? She wants to do a flute and piano duet but I don't cos I think she's too rigid with tempo and so not fun to play with. Is this an Asian thing? She seems to take things very seriously. So I should say no?
tell her "me ruv you wrong time if you know what i mean" and then put your front teeth on your lip like you have buck teeth shell like that and laugh and then you wont be in the friend zone any more

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Friend Zone.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
try to get her to hook you up w one of her girlfriends, then she is guaranteed to be amorously affectionate towards you out of jealousy

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
you should stick to homeless chicks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

opus111 posted:

This girl came to my house last night to use my piano and played the first part of my namesake beautifully. anyway, shes really beautiful (asian) and cool (calirofniana) but she said we should just be friends and put me in the friendzone. how do i get out of this? she left her bottom imprint on my piano bench so i didnt get to practice earlier cos i dont want to ruin in so shes already screwing up my life.

you should move out of california op

its nothing but single dudes and queers


ur best hope is the east coast

HTH

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Gay Roads posted:

you should stick to homeless chicks

also this

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

opus111 posted:

she left her bottom imprint on my piano bench so i didnt get to practice earlier cos i dont want to ruin in so shes already screwing up my life.



Gay Roads posted:

Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.

:gas:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Sex is gross!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Slip some porn mags in the sheet music in the bench. Goddamn amateur.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
your dumb threads are dumb op

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