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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
okay so in internet gaming "lingo" a SMURF is when someone very powerful in a video game creates a NEW ACCOUNT so he or she (lol, just bein pc here) can stomp some newbs for a little downtime smoke sessh

so my Q is

do the elite posters of dyad ever BUY A SMURF ACCT for somethingawful.com (forum si mean) to haunt low level gbs posters? cuz if they post with their "real names" then we can tell by their negatibe post counts

somebody help me out h ere cuz i'm laittle terrified of this tbh

never know what "newbie" u are trying to own is actually gonna own you right back

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I am a Powerful Video Gamer

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my fyad is so powerful it cannot be contained by a single account

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the best way to appease me as an fyad poster is to talk about me all the time in gbs.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
fyad, more like fy-bad

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
please don't "joke respond" to this thread for a couple reasons

1st because i can't really tell then and maybe YOU are the fyad poster too

2nd because it doesn't help me figure this out and just confuses the issue

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
My biggest question about the smurfs is Tailor Smurf. He carries a measuring tape, but that seems like it wouldn't be needed, since all the smurfs basically have the same measurement?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




The only way to be sure is to kill every person who has ever posted in FYAD ever.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

nomadologique posted:

okay so in internet gaming "lingo" a SMURF is when someone very powerful in a video game creates a NEW ACCOUNT so he or she (lol, just bein pc here) can stomp some newbs for a little downtime smoke sessh

so my Q is

do the elite posters of dyad ever BUY A SMURF ACCT for somethingawful.com (forum si mean) to haunt low level gbs posters? cuz if they post with their "real names" then we can tell by their negatibe post counts

somebody help me out h ere cuz i'm laittle terrified of this tbh

never know what "newbie" u are trying to own is actually gonna own you right back

I need you to tell me the truth here:
1. What did you take
2. How much did you take

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
but dont you see op, this has been fyad all along *fade to black, roll credits*

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
Ya I'm a Klurf loll.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Three-Phase posted:

I need you to tell me the truth here:
1. What did you take
2. How much did you take

dad i don't know BUT it was under the sink AND it was blue?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my posting career

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
im papa klurf

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

nomadologique posted:

dad i don't know BUT it was under the sink AND it was blue?

Let's prepare a GI tube and activated carbon solution...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
is this gonna hurt bc i have to meet my gf on skype in like twenty min??

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i am lowtax

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

I AM BRAWW posted:

Ya I'm a Klurf loll.

really tempted to rip this off for a kickass parody thread

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
please don't parody my thread as i would not appreciate it thank you very much in advance

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
do you think it feels different for them posting in here without all the gauche stylings

like imagine a russian who had never seen anything but track suits, wall rugs, and industrial decay got transplanted to civilization. would vodka taste the same to him

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i think of fyad like the disco club in the sky like Cloud Cuck(lol)oo Land from ancient greece yknow but instead of eilled with birds it's filled with like the coolest kids in school who wouldn't talk to you

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Typical 2011 attitude from a 2011 reg date. Fyad and gbs are the same thing, OP.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
everyone but you is actually the same poster

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Most top tier FYADs have GBS accounts, yes.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

gary oldmans diary posted:

everyone but you is actually the same poster

omg omg i fuckin knew i knew it poo poo

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

gannyGrabber posted:

Typical 2011 attitude from a 2011 reg date. Fyad and gbs are the same thing, OP.

GBS is FYAD with training wheels.

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