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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

What do you think it would be like?

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Full-Bodied Flavor
Jan 8, 2011

hilarious

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I imagine that when she came this would come out of her rear end,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP4Va75FLBo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if you have sex with a clown girl are her vagina lips painted like her face lips?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Maybe like this OP

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i used to have sex with goth chicks often and imo they have many features similar to a clown
-big shoes
-suspenders
-many of them in the car at once
-too much makeup, either white or brightly colored

makes u think

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
i thought i was going to be funny by posting naked ICP woman photos so i searched for them but now i just look like the sad clown in the gif when he finds out he's actually loving his daughter or whatever it was

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
the sound of the bed creaking replaced with the sound of honking

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
sad clowns are my fetish

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
taint even funny when you wake up with a butthole stuffed full of cotton candy.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

exspurt analcyst posted:

taint even funny when you wake up with a butthole stuffed full of cotton candy.

that's why you go for the ones who dig oral

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

do you think a clown would mind if you laughed during sex? i know a non-clown would but it seems like it would be ok

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

enziarro posted:

i thought i was going to be funny by posting naked ICP woman photos so i searched for them but now i just look like the sad clown in the gif when he finds out he's actually loving his daughter or whatever it was

Sounds like a good story

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

I read the thread title in Smokwy Robinson's voice, OP.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
I thought shmorkys last name was kelly

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
Ask your ex, OP.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

UoI posted:

Ask your ex, OP.

are you telling me you had sex with my ex-girlfriend?

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
i think it would appropriately outline the problems of modern society in a safe realm that would prevent the outright attack of the person delivering the message; clowns operate within a safe space that is both below art but for some reason above pornography.



i love you OP

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mods coudl you sticky this thread until someone who has actually had sex w/ a clown posts in it?

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
They weren't dressed like a clown but they were a clown. It's just sex except they have a weird career.

You're looking for someone who has had sex with a clown that is dressed up as a clown.

Because.. like... they're not another species or anything. It's just makeup.

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Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
So I see the question and think: does it turn me on?

I put on the clown nose that just happens to be on my desk and I am not the least bit...then I have to open my mouth to breathe easy and I start to feel like a big dumb goon whose lips move as I type. the sort of doffus who misspells dofus and forgets he sat the pie on the chair because the counter space is full. Then I think of clown shoes and all the ways they can trip me up, making me face plant on that counter or spilling a pie into the face of my boss who of course retaliates. And I can't even see down to my tingly parts because the nose is sooooo big which is also stupid and perverse but my hands have gotten busy which gets me thinking about rubber gloves and the silly contrast of a tight black glove smashing pastry into a dumb clown face, gagging the mouth and griping the...Honk!

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