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imo the most badass way to kill yourself would be to jump off a tall building nude (except white tennis shoes) while jacking off and jizz all over yourself before landing
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throwing a baseball so hard it orbits around the world and comes back and hits you in the back of the hand with enough force to explode you
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:06 |
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haha, would it kill you to... make a good post? because your posting, it is bad op.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:06 |
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mod sass
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:07 |
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Crushing your head with your own hands
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:07 |
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blowing yourself up with a grenade at a preschool assembly. scar those mofos 4 lyfe
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:08 |
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put a bomb up your rear end then you gently caress someone. Make sure you come before they do and say, "Not today." Then you press the button and blow up.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:09 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:put a bomb up your rear end then you gently caress someone. Make sure you come before they do and say, "Not today." Then you press the button and blow up. thats p hosed up
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:10 |
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shoving mountain dews into your eye sockets while sky diving yelling extreme and also youre a skeleton
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:11 |
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hijacking a passenger jet and flying it into the wtc
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:12 |
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Train a shark to catch and eat you in midair just before you hit the water jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Yell "Rand Paul 2016" before you jump.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:13 |
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Sweet Tea posted:imo the most badass way to kill yourself would be to jump off a tall building nude (except white tennis shoes) while jacking off and jizz all over yourself before landing Convince everyone else to die, make a pile or 345643026 corpses, surrounded by the worlds nuclear stock pile, and use a candle as the detonator.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:15 |
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Go to a local comedy club, wait for a comedian to start bombing, and then stand up and shout "This loving sucks!". Then shoot yourself in the head.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:16 |
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Volume posted:Rough time in life lead to a drastic decision that resulted in turning on the table saw and letting 'er rip.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:19 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide "One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head. After reloading the shotgun, he leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. He then reloaded a final time, walked 200 meters to a hill, sat down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him." Cpt.Sean Luc Picard fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 20, 2014 |
# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:24 |
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Go into a ghetto neighborhood and scream friend of the family at the top of your lungs. Only works if you're white though.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:27 |
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Super glue hands to head, make noose out of piano wire, jump off building into noose head comes off but glued to hands, looks like u pulled off ur own head super badass
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:30 |
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide
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Grant DaNasty posted:Go to a local comedy club, wait for a comedian to start bombing, and then stand up and shout "This loving sucks!". Then shoot yourself in the head. alternatively, when someone makes a poo poo thread post a vid of you shooting yourself
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:31 |
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Anhedonia posted:Super glue hands to head, make noose out of piano wire, jump off building into noose head comes off but glued to hands, looks like u pulled off ur own head super badass Knew this one was gunna come up stolen doug stanhope bit came up in the last version of this thread too anyway best way to kill yourself is by having your spine broken, bending you in half backwards while naked and wearing a reinforced steel belt then moved into a meat grinder via conveyor belt so that the last part of you to go in is your dick, the metal belt clogging the machine so that all that's left is a meaty mess and your dick intact for all to see
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:33 |
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wait no actually it's:
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:34 |
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yea the doug stanhope clown one is the best imo
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:34 |
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I thought about this the other day and is made me think why would anyone just hang themselves or something boring like that when you only get to do the trick once eating some kind of explosive and then trying to find a real cool space to paint with your innards is the best idea to me like you could do it inside the museum of modern art and it would be pretty ironic everyone would think you are a cool artist edit: were*
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:34 |
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this is how i'd go what can i say i like french films its just who i am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apjzZp3tJfQ
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:35 |
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Stab yourself through your eye sockets.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:37 |
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I'm gonna take the David Carradine way out.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:38 |
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carefully end your life so that all your organs may be viable for donation.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:38 |
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did you really do this
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:38 |
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Voluntarily starve yourself to death while keeping up a happy facade and the whole thing a secret while continuing your normal day to day life. Finally collapse with a happy little sigh at work.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:40 |
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katlington posted:Voluntarily starve yourself to death while keeping up a happy facade and the whole thing a secret while continuing your normal day to day life. Finally collapse with a happy little sigh at work. For some people this is their last option, "to die with dignity" and it's pretty hosed up.
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orangesampson posted:For some people this is their last option, "to die with dignity" and it's pretty hosed up. Yeah was going to edit it but you already quoted it, nobody steal this one i'm doing it first.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:43 |
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katlington posted:Yeah was going to edit it but you already quoted it, nobody steal this one i'm doing it first. Morals don't apply in this thread, post the whole story. Maybe these holy rollers would gently caress off then. GOD WILLING.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:44 |
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Don't poop for 2 years until your bowels rupture and you slowly die from infection because your filled to the brim with feces and bile. Then at that point find your way to a tall building (probably the hospital you're in because you're dying) then jump of the roof as a giant human poo poo grenade.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:44 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:Don't poop for 2 years until your bowels rupture and you slowly die from infection because your filled to the brim with feces and bile. Then at that point find your way to a tall building (probably the hospital you're in because you're dying) then jump of the roof as a giant human poo poo grenade. Some ladies rear end fused to a toilet seat once. a future trend
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:45 |
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Fetus Tree posted:did you really do this ayup
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:48 |
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katlington posted:Voluntarily starve yourself to death while keeping up a happy facade and the whole thing a secret while continuing your normal day to day life. Finally collapse with a happy little sigh at work. That's some serious thinspiration I can get behind!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:49 |
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Volume posted:ayup im glad you are not dead
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:50 |
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brick on the pedal of a car when ya got a parachute attched to ur self in the desert, send car on its way tie ur self to the wheel get on top pull parachute shoot self while flyin have the car drive til it runs outta gas can be streamlined to make it so u kill urself when u pull the parachute but eh
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:58 |
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Guy around these here parts put a stick of dynamite on his head. Pulled a knit cap on his head. Took his bike. Went up a local hill, with an asphalt road running over it. Lit the fuse. Rode his bike down the hill road as fast as he could until... eventually... BOOM! [splatter] I drove by there about half an hour after it had happened. There was a firetruck there. Firemen were spraying the road with water. I didn't take much notice. Only the next day did I realize that they were spraying blood and guts off the asphalt. Finland, Kvevlax -- where they make good bread and do pretty jolly good suicicdes too. autoaim.cfg fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Oct 20, 2014 |
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Strap self in dynamite, attend one of those morning show audiences, and when the Al Roker type gets close to your area, yell SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM and blow yourself up. Another good idea is going to an all you can eat buffet and tell them you take their name as a personal challenge, and then proceed to eat yourself to death. Live blog the gluttonous display. The latter one could be something of a challenge, as many fellow GBS denizens attempt this quite regularly to no avail.
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