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Irish spring soap is the best soap, Vo5, best shampoo. Clean behind your ears you idiot.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:01 |
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Brush your teeth even if no one is looking
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:02 |
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don't forget to wash your taint
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:02 |
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toothe paste and jizz is jizz paste
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:03 |
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i use the same soap for my hair and body and i really only scrub the gross parts (armpits and butt/taint/penor) i have beautiful skin
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:03 |
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Use dog shampoo whenever available
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:04 |
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let me tell you about my incredibly complex shaving routine that costs me hours of time and hundreds of dollars just so i can pretend i'm manly for doing it this way
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:05 |
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i shave my face once a week and i do not "manscape"
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:05 |
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Burn all body hair off with an oxyacetylene torch held at the proper distance. Use a friend
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:10 |
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hello gene
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:13 |
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Some pro tips -Save on water & toilet paper. Instead of pissing away money on TP and the water bill, take movements in morning, and keep tub filled with water and just bathe self in tub water each morning (possibly evenings too depending on how much activity one has during the day...this is more for the OCD types though). -Use one brush for everything. Pretty big scam going on where people flush their hard earned cash on individual brushes for each body part. Save time, and money, and use same brush for everything. -Waste nothing. Cum has a musky scent, and can be used as a great aphrodisiac. Sweat too, is a natural aphrodisiac in some cultures.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:15 |
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mouthwash
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:16 |
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Reason why toilets in america are sold without bidets is because the toilet paper industry would go under over night, nothing like a 83% stream of water to wash of the taint. Japan got something right.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:16 |
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orangesampson posted:Clean behind your ears you idiot. And ruin all the free feta? Nice try Monsanto.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:18 |
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floss
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:19 |
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Rub igneous rocks all over your arms and legs in a glacier fed river
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:20 |
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don't forget the loving sunscreen
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:37 |
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Rub ashes on your face to ward of evil spirits
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:38 |
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mookface posted:Rub ashes on your face to ward of evil spirits cigarette, cigar, or pipe?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:39 |
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Poetic Justice posted:cigarette, cigar, or pipe? smudge of sagebrush obviously
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:50 |
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wash u rear end http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-wants-u-to-wash-u-rear end.html
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:51 |
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shower daily and use deoderant, even if you're not going outside today
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:54 |
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good lord, cleanse my gunt
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:24 |
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the only difference between irish spring and regular soap is it smells terrible
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:25 |
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then what is beer soap, if its made from stout?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:43 |