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my long dick usually punctures the womb so i cum directly in there and drown the baby
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:38 |
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pull out at the last second
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:42 |
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Being a man lol
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:42 |
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I used to think interruptus worked best but one time after cumming on a chick's belly some of the jizz went in her bellybutton and a few weeks later the doctor pulled some kind of greenish slimy furry thing out of it. Nature found a way.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:44 |
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abstinence,OP
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:45 |
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cut off your dick and balls
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:45 |
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Droid Washington posted:abstinence,OP
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:45 |
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also anal
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:45 |
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let me stand in the room and give a lecture about riparian zone spinach security in terms of wild boar e coli safety
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:45 |
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shallow pie
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:46 |
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I mean gently caress negative birth control. Don't use a rubber, be a virile ubermench. Problem solved.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:46 |
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be a fat ugly stinking piece of poo poo goon like me
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:47 |
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Only do BBW's at night, while the sperm is asleep.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:47 |
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I rub this cum that I buy from a homeless dude under my eyes. Thats why I dont have wrinkles.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:48 |
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Abortion, let's not get carried away here and start disrespecting a woman's right to choose.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:49 |
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Seriously though, if you don't want to leave a trail of your genetic progeny being raised by single mothers everywhere why would you even call yourself a MRA?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:49 |
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Bip Roberts posted:Seriously though, if you don't want to leave a trail of your genetic progeny being raised by single mothers everywhere why would you even call yourself a MRA? Red pill. Wake up
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:50 |
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you loving idiots have not realized your spinach is not safe from e.coli bloody hell
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:53 |
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I got ecoli in my ebola.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:54 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I got ecoli in my ebola. Oh mein gott its mutating
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:56 |
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Hoooooo-gan!!!! Why are you creating biological weapons?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 05:57 |
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Video games.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:00 |
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sincere feelings of love
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:01 |
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Condoms, also known as "jimmies" or "wumplescrump bags", are a great way to cum inside girl parts. You can also just cum in a shotglass and put it on your nightstand. The cum fairy will come and leave you a coin.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:06 |
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pull out
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:07 |
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myself i like to slip into the apothecary and snatch some prophylactics
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:19 |
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Condoms are for condoritos
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:23 |
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Dunk your sack in boiling water an hour before you have sex.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:24 |
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you can prevent pregnancies by reaching orgasm while lying on a bale of hay (hence the term "roll in the hay") also, having sex on a new moon or during an eclipse
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:25 |
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cast an infertility spell on your pubes + don't shave them
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:26 |
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only gently caress women over 50
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 06:27 |
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Since OP is a walking abortion banging his mom is probably a safe bet.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:30 |
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cover yr penis in wasps
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:32 |
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Guns are very effective but pricey. Not as many time constraints as traditional methods though.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:34 |
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Real men don't pull out.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:35 |
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sweep the leg
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:36 |
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Cream pie and then flush with a garden hose it feels refreshing
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:36 |
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wailing on her stomach 3-4 weeks after conception.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:37 |
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I just go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:38 |
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just kinda scoop the cum out it will be fine
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