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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
my long dick usually punctures the womb so i cum directly in there and drown the baby

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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
pull out at the last second

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU
Being a man lol

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
I used to think interruptus worked best but one time after cumming on a chick's belly some of the jizz went in her bellybutton and a few weeks later the doctor pulled some kind of greenish slimy furry thing out of it.

Nature found a way.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
abstinence,OP

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
cut off your dick and balls

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
also anal

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
let me stand in the room and give a lecture about riparian zone spinach security in terms of wild boar e coli safety

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
shallow pie

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
I mean gently caress negative birth control. Don't use a rubber, be a virile ubermench. Problem solved.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
be a fat ugly stinking piece of poo poo goon like me

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Only do BBW's at night, while the sperm is asleep.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I rub this cum that I buy from a homeless dude under my eyes.

Thats why I dont have wrinkles.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Abortion, let's not get carried away here and start disrespecting a woman's right to choose.

:colbert:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Seriously though, if you don't want to leave a trail of your genetic progeny being raised by single mothers everywhere why would you even call yourself a MRA?

ThisGuy
Aug 16, 2014

This Fuckin' Guy

Bip Roberts posted:

Seriously though, if you don't want to leave a trail of your genetic progeny being raised by single mothers everywhere why would you even call yourself a MRA?

Red pill. Wake up

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
you loving idiots have not realized your spinach is not safe from e.coli


bloody hell

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I got ecoli in my ebola.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

I got ecoli in my ebola.

Oh mein gott its mutating

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hoooooo-gan!!!!

Why are you creating biological weapons?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Video games.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
sincere feelings of love

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Condoms, also known as "jimmies" or "wumplescrump bags", are a great way to cum inside girl parts.

You can also just cum in a shotglass and put it on your nightstand.

The cum fairy will come and leave you a coin.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
pull out

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
myself i like to slip into the apothecary and snatch some prophylactics

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Condoms are for condoritos

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Dunk your sack in boiling water an hour before you have sex.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



you can prevent pregnancies by reaching orgasm while lying on a bale of hay (hence the term "roll in the hay")

also, having sex on a new moon or during an eclipse

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

cast an infertility spell on your pubes + don't shave them

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

only gently caress women over 50

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Since OP is a walking abortion banging his mom is probably a safe bet.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

cover yr penis in wasps

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Guns are very effective but pricey. Not as many time constraints as traditional methods though.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Real men don't pull out.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
sweep the leg

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Cream pie and then flush with a garden hose it feels refreshing

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
wailing on her stomach 3-4 weeks after conception.

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I just go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

just kinda scoop the cum out it will be fine

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