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Oct 20, 2014 07:51
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Gay sex.
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Oct 20, 2014 07:57
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A coat hanger.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:06
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Lube up with hand sanitizer.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:10
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dont worry, goons will never ever have to worry about this. instead, it's more relevant for the goons to discuss the merits of apple smoked bacon vs honey glazed bacon, and european bacon vs american bacon.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:14
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Xaris posted:dont worry, goons will never ever have to worry about this. instead, it's more relevant for the goons to discuss the merits of apple smoked bacon vs honey glazed bacon, and european bacon vs american bacon. After my last heart attack I was told to transition to turkey bacon myself. In my heart of hearts though, I'm an American Bacon mang.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:20
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magic: the gathering cards or warhammer figurines if you can drop some serious cash
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Oct 20, 2014 08:23
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Linux.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:28
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homosexuality
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Oct 20, 2014 08:29
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Rip your dick off.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:31
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BluPotato posted:homosexuality Hello. 
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Oct 20, 2014 08:32
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Xaris posted:dont worry, goons will never ever have to worry about this. instead, it's more relevant for the goons to discuss the merits of apple smoked bacon vs honey glazed bacon, and european bacon vs american bacon. I'm partial to Canadian bacon myself
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Oct 20, 2014 08:41
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Razorwired posted:Since OP is a walking abortion banging his mom is probably a safe bet. reminds me of a great pick up line "my couch pulls out but I don't" They usually think you're joking. Joke is on them.
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Oct 20, 2014 08:47
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I didn't mean to quote you btw
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Oct 20, 2014 08:50
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Looks like pizza boxes can shut down a frisky womb fast
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Oct 20, 2014 09:16
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ask her if she has stairs in her house. 
chaymie fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Oct 20, 2014 |
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Oct 20, 2014 13:41
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Oct 20, 2014 13:43
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pee in her.
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Oct 20, 2014 13:46
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Sex Prospector posted:pee in her. That's for jellyfish u moran Put a jellyfish up there
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Oct 21, 2014 07:24
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Raw dog it until the last minute and put on a condom to finish. And then plan B for when that doesn't work, it's a skill that takes years of practice to properly hone.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:36
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