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so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:27 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:28 |
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not you or kids need porn on physical media anymore
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:28 |
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The was in response to all the shiny, new porn she gifted you right?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:29 |
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Philosopher King posted:so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete. make new porn with your wife
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:30 |
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oh cuz my kid found some sticky playboys in a water soaked box. thanks a lot jerk.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:31 |
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I tossed out all my stale porn voluntarily because the internet has a constant flow of fresh porn.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:31 |
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kids are just gonna find the flash drive in the woods and not plug it in bc they were taught good physical computer security practices
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:32 |
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zooted heh posted:oh cuz my kid found some sticky playboys in a water soaked box. thanks a lot jerk. not mine, all mine consisted of is my nuts slapping into the girls rear end from behind.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:33 |
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Philosopher King posted:so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete. You've done a service to children the world over. For young people: this is where all porn was found in the wild before the Internet.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:39 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:40 |
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gbs emptyquotin a gif older than the internet
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:43 |
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Yeah I had to do the same. Took all my stone tablets of plump ladies shoving dry loaves of bread up their spouts and smashed them. *sigh* the new stuff just doesn't do it for me.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:43 |
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New porn is better. Just mentioning the way it was.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:46 |
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Buck Turgidson posted:Yeah I had to do the same. Took all my stone tablets of plump ladies shoving dry loaves of bread up their spouts and smashed them.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:52 |
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I've always thought that since there's so much of it out there if they stopped making porn tomorrow it would be at least 5 years before anyone noticed all the hairstyles weren't updating.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:59 |
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Anyone seen that porno where the greek dude is banging some really, REALLY hot chick when his wife comes home, so he turns the chick into a cow. He's like "oh, wow! Hey sweetheart, nothing sus going on, uh get a load of this cow" and his wife is like "hmm i guess it's a pretty good cow".
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 08:43 |
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She probably didn't like being reminded of what she looked like when she still cared about her body
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 09:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 10:13 |
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Chris Awful posted:I tossed out all my stale porn voluntarily because the internet has a constant flow of fresh porn. lmao if you've not been consistently hoarding pornography since the age of 14 one day collectors will pay good money for a .wmv version of Wrecked Rectums #12
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:26 |
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ya but did she make you throw your old porn away because she got you new porn, THTA is the question
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:28 |
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they completely ruined this, the tone in the book was way different
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:31 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:lmao if you've not been consistently hoarding pornography since the age of 14 I wonder if there'd be a market for medic alert style bracelets that read "Magnet my hard drives"?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:32 |
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lol that's an ad for little baby's ice cream, a boutique ice cream parlor in philadelphia which started as an ice cream bicycle cart those ppl are kinda insufferable tbh, but they got some okay flavors (a bunch of stupid flavors too)
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:33 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:41 |
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same
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:43 |
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I would never throw out my old porn, too many good memories, I guess I am a slave to nostalgia. e:Coincidentally, Slave to Nostalgia is my favorite porn.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:44 |
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lies no one really has physical porn anymore except old dudes. i know this ok? i have a friend that worked in an adult video and novelty shop. sorry but your con is ruined. the gig is up.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:45 |
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Nathilus posted:lies no one really has physical porn anymore except old dudes. i know this ok? i have a friend that worked in an adult video and novelty shop. sorry but your con is ruined. the gig is up. I buy my physical porn online, your study is flawed.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:46 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I buy my physical porn online, your study is flawed. you are clearly an outlier.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 20:48 |
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totally cliche bullshit of inserting the title into the dialogue, really hack writing on display here
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 21:05 |
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wow thats a lot of cum
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 21:08 |
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she dead, but that makes it better imho
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:07 |
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Philosopher King posted:so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete. she is ashamed you didn't upgrade to HD + 4K clips
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0qTzSgVQPg
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:20 |
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Annnnd you are officially pussy-whipped. Game over.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:26 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:New porn is better. Just mentioning the way it was. 80s porn with the mom strip tease ruled
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:28 |
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Fauxtool posted:she dead, but that makes it better imho the lemon stealing whore died?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:30 |
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this is what the matriarchy looks like
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