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Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
not you or kids need porn on physical media anymore

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
The was in response to all the shiny, new porn she gifted you right?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Philosopher King posted:

so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete.

make new porn with your wife

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
oh cuz my kid found some sticky playboys in a water soaked box. thanks a lot jerk.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
I tossed out all my stale porn voluntarily because the internet has a constant flow of fresh porn.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
kids are just gonna find the flash drive in the woods and not plug it in bc they were taught good physical computer security practices

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

zooted heh posted:

oh cuz my kid found some sticky playboys in a water soaked box. thanks a lot jerk.

not mine, all mine consisted of is my nuts slapping into the girls rear end from behind.


Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Philosopher King posted:

so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete.

You've done a service to children the world over.

For young people: this is where all porn was found in the wild before the Internet.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
gbs emptyquotin a gif older than the internet :cripes:

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Yeah I had to do the same. Took all my stone tablets of plump ladies shoving dry loaves of bread up their spouts and smashed them.

*sigh* the new stuff just doesn't do it for me.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
New porn is better. Just mentioning the way it was.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Buck Turgidson posted:

Yeah I had to do the same. Took all my stone tablets of plump ladies shoving dry loaves of bread up their spouts and smashed them.

*sigh* the new stuff just doesn't do it for me.
I buried my Venus statue near a village in Austria. I hope that whoever finds it will appreciate it. :quagmire:

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
I've always thought that since there's so much of it out there if they stopped making porn tomorrow it would be at least 5 years before anyone noticed all the hairstyles weren't updating.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Anyone seen that porno where the greek dude is banging some really, REALLY hot chick when his wife comes home, so he turns the chick into a cow. He's like "oh, wow! Hey sweetheart, nothing sus going on, uh get a load of this cow" and his wife is like "hmm i guess it's a pretty good cow".

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

She probably didn't like being reminded of what she looked like when she still cared about her body

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Chris Awful posted:

I tossed out all my stale porn voluntarily because the internet has a constant flow of fresh porn.

lmao if you've not been consistently hoarding pornography since the age of 14

one day collectors will pay good money for a .wmv version of Wrecked Rectums #12

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ya but did she make you throw your old porn away because she got you new porn, THTA is the question

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


they completely ruined this, the tone in the book was way different

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

FullLeatherJacket posted:

lmao if you've not been consistently hoarding pornography since the age of 14

one day collectors will pay good money for a .wmv version of Wrecked Rectums #12

I wonder if there'd be a market for medic alert style bracelets that read "Magnet my hard drives"?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol that's an ad for little baby's ice cream, a boutique ice cream parlor in philadelphia which started as an ice cream bicycle cart

those ppl are kinda insufferable tbh, but they got some okay flavors (a bunch of stupid flavors too)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

same

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I would never throw out my old porn, too many good memories, I guess I am a slave to nostalgia.

e:Coincidentally, Slave to Nostalgia is my favorite porn.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
lies no one really has physical porn anymore except old dudes. i know this ok? i have a friend that worked in an adult video and novelty shop. sorry but your con is ruined. the gig is up.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Nathilus posted:

lies no one really has physical porn anymore except old dudes. i know this ok? i have a friend that worked in an adult video and novelty shop. sorry but your con is ruined. the gig is up.

I buy my physical porn online, your study is flawed.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I buy my physical porn online, your study is flawed.

you are clearly an outlier.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

totally cliche bullshit of inserting the title into the dialogue, really hack writing on display here

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

wow thats a lot of cum

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

she dead, but that makes it better imho

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Philosopher King posted:

so i dumped it in the woods. the circle is now complete.

she is ashamed you didn't upgrade to HD + 4K clips

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0qTzSgVQPg

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Annnnd you are officially pussy-whipped. Game over.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Solid Poopsnake posted:

New porn is better. Just mentioning the way it was.

80s porn with the mom strip tease ruled

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Fauxtool posted:

she dead, but that makes it better imho

the lemon stealing whore died?

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
this is what the matriarchy looks like

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