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AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007




Welcome to the suicide thread! This is the place to post if you are having suicidal thoughts. Do you have a voice in your head telling that everything you do is poo poo? Do you suffer from feeling of hopelesness? Depression? Angst? Panic attacks? Overeating? Or maybe is it that you dont eat for days? It's okey! This thread is for you! Talk about your feelings since it will probably make you feel better about it!


And please remember that suicide is probably not a good idea. And if you are thinking about doing it for real go here ----> http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
can't kill myself tomorrow, I got work

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i want to kill myself but after i've lived a fulfilling life and done all the poo poo i wanted to do

like if i'm 70 and there isnt' a way to reverse my aging and make myself immortal im just gonna eat a bullet

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


hmm not sure op

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I won't be able to kill myself next week because I have to pay the rent.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
no one is gonna die today. tomorrow, or the next day

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
I'll kill myself by living a natural life without suicide...

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


This is good. The fact that no one is going to commit suicide means im going straight to heaven.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

I demand one (1) tomahawk to the chest.

And then mummify my corpse in plastic wal-mart bags and yellow McDonald's cheese burger wrappers before burying me in the local landfill.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

AchtungBaby posted:

This is good. The fact that no one is going to commit suicide means im going straight to heaven.

you assume heaven exists

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Being dead is gay.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
also i wouldnt kill myself because if i die its the end of all things, atheism owns and makes me think twice about how much i harm myself or others

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
todays the day nigga.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
when they leave crawl out and stay low

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


orangesampson posted:

you assume heaven exists

its either that or eternal nothing so let there be heaven


Robbie Fowler posted:

todays the day nigga.


no DONT DO IT talk about your feelings mister.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
you can't die todays though.

someomes savs you.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Memories are physical object that decay with your brain when starved of oxygen. Makes you think.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Chris Awful posted:

Memories are physical object that decay with your brain when starved of oxygen. Makes you think.

yeah this one

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
they are out of icu in tommorow

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've got too much loving god drat student loan debt to off myself just now. If I make all of my payments on time, I might have no financial obligations by 2026 with any luck; at which point I will be well within my rights to join the skeleton wars.

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM2-iPAY2p4

could a mod embed this music to the thread? Thanks.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
damnit gently caress this app

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I did it yesterday

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
too much effort

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Stevie Lee posted:

[video type=""]/j91xam065RQ[/video]

gonna kill myself tonight

lol if you were gonna kill yourself you would have done it 3 months ago.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
is fine these people are upset, we all are.

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Stevie Lee posted:

damnit gently caress this app

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j91xam065RQ

let me fix that for you

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
you want to put a gun to your head, do it, and you have, and your tears are wasted

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
lotta guns you got there

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
yeah

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i put a gun to my head once, pulled the trigger, and a flag with with the word bang! popped out

never had i felt more humiliated than that time in my life

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
Best one is the .44 handgun, takes two hand too shoot acurately

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
dual .38s aim is 80%

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Glasgow Kiss posted:

i put a gun to my head once, pulled the trigger, and a flag with with the word bang! popped out

never had i felt more humiliated than that time in my life

This is good, since you get to keep on living. Please talk about your feelings and why did you choose to kill yuourself.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
you arent gonna die today, tommorow, nor the next.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
thread title made me think of the royal tenenbaums, not killing myself

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Is the place where we post our suicide notes?

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Broenheim posted:

Is the place where we post our suicide notes?

Yes.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

newreply.php posted:

thread title made me think of the royal tenenbaums, not killing myself

life is a wes anderson movie

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PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
ill get to it later.................................................

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