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Pansacola posted:ill get to it later................................................. Dont do it pansacola 
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AchtungBaby posted:Yes. ok 
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Broenheim posted:Is the place where we post our suicide notes? you can
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neato burrito posted:Being dead is gay. same.
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Robbie Fowler posted:todays the day nigga.
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Last health eval for the welfare office was so bad, the doctor made an appointment for emergency psychiatric/suicide intervention. That was a month ago, she just called and said she might have time on Thurssday. If she gets a car from the pool. My court appointed caretaker quit last month and they can't find a replacement for the lovely pay/depressing work. I think he lasted 12 weeks. He forgot to renew my mail redirection so now I get the delightful dunning letters and lawyer crap again. They go straight to the trash, good luck suing me for torrenting Metro 2033 motherfuckers. I barely have to willpower to watch some bald guy playing Hearthstone on twitch instead of laying in bed 23 hours a day. protip: don't become clinically depressed
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i literally want to but havent got the energy
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sauer kraut posted:Last health eval for the welfare office was so bad, the doctor made an appointment for emergency psychiatric/suicide intervention. That was a month ago, she just called and said she might have time on Thurssday. If she gets a car from the pool. Go for a walk.
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keyvin posted:Go for a walk. impossible. im gonna strain my legs. ive been in bed for 62 hours now
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Oct 20, 2014 11:46
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I'll get around to it after my psych appointment tomorrow.
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Oct 20, 2014 12:02
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I can't muster the enthusiasm for it.
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Oct 20, 2014 12:07
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Last ti9me a goon killed themself I told my therapist about it because it was depressing
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Can't die till I get these student loans paid off.
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for anyone thinking about such a thing: think of the possibility that tomorrow holds. you could go on a walk and meet the girl of your dreams, or even a future lifelong friend that shares numerous commonalities with you. just hold on. lol psyche! if you're thinking about killing yourself, it's probably a good idea because you're a loser piece of poo poo in a game of musical chairs where the winners sit and you're near the back of a line that is hundreds of millions long to take a seat. think about how you got to this point. bask in the sorrow. follow through. kill yourself.
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Oct 20, 2014 12:41
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Get a garbage bag, rent a canister of helium, grab a vacuum. Place the garbage bag over your head. Alternately suck the air out of the garbage bag and pump in helium until the bag is full of helium. Suffocate without the sensation of suffocation. That, or find a suitable bridge to jump off of. Golden Gate Bridge is a popular and effective choice.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:34
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I'm too fat and lazy to do it. Maybe if I exercise and work on my self confidence i'll be able to do it.
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sauer kraut posted:Last health eval for the welfare office was so bad, the doctor made an appointment for emergency psychiatric/suicide intervention. That was a month ago, she just called and said she might have time on Thurssday. If she gets a car from the pool. that sucks man. i hope you get better
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Are there any detailed stats on how many people are currently not killing themselves only because of the effect on people left behind? Thanks in advance.
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Serious Frolicking posted:Get a garbage bag, rent a canister of helium, grab a vacuum. Place the garbage bag over your head. Alternately suck the air out of the garbage bag and pump in helium until the bag is full of helium. Suffocate without the sensation of suffocation. Fyi you can use nitrogen for this and it works out much better and cheaper i would think.
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when killing oneself place the gun into the mouth upside down angled toward the bottom of the skull the objective is to destroy the brainstem or failing that send the round boreholing crazily through the cerebellum these control the importanting things like breathing and shitposting. aiming for the temples is a bitchmade rookie movie that just makes you a retard or worse destroys the part of the brain that wants to commit suicide of course if you're contemplating suicide youre too poor to buy a gun so its a catch 22 moral of the story no one with money has ever been sad in history
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Don't do it people! At least hold on until GoonCon '15.
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