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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Would

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
where is your loving jawwww

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

that dude has a 67 year old republican's jowls on a 25 year old jew's face

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
assad's head look like it been sucked on by a giant.

Page Downfall
May 5, 2009
I bet he grinds his teeth.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Hot is determined by more than a head shot my friend.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Hot is determined by more than a head shot my friend.

You know how GIS works.

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Hot is determined by more than a head shot my friend.

You can change a woman's body but you can't change a woman's face. You should be happier with a pretty face and a normal body then a supermodel body with a gorilla face.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Jack the Stripper posted:

You can change a woman's body but you can't change a woman's face. You should be happier with a pretty face and a normal body then a supermodel body with a gorilla face.

But would you be happy with a pretty face on a gorilla's body?

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

DenizenKane posted:

But would you be happy with a pretty face on a gorilla's body?

I knew that was coming. When I first started dating my ex (who has a perfect face) she was in pretty bad shape. I encouraged her to lose some loving weight and she did. It's possible to make 'em look good. Not possible if you have a gorilla faced girl however.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gorillas look great your just a banch of haters !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

quakster posted:

gorillas look great your just a banch of haters !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
true i forgot

im gay

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Did Himmler ever visit a Syrian sperm bank before he offed himself?

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Syrian men are ugly as gently caress, but Syrian women are hot. That's just my opinion.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I don't say this ever but Jack the Stripper your posts really stink.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Jack the Stripper posted:

I knew that was coming. When I first started dating my ex (who has a perfect face) she was in pretty bad shape. I encouraged her to lose some loving weight and she did. It's possible to make 'em look good. Not possible if you have a gorilla faced girl however.

Can't paper bag a slam whale.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

DenizenKane posted:

Can't paper bag a slam whale.

Can treadmill a slame whale with a pretty face

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
you should see his mistress

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Jack the Stripper posted:

I knew that was coming. When I first started dating my ex (who has a perfect face) she was in pretty bad shape. I encouraged her to lose some loving weight and she did. It's possible to make 'em look good. Not possible if you have a gorilla faced girl however.

Some people would not look good even if they lost weight. All it would really do, is allow them to lift up their arms and use the extra skin as sails.

Honestly I would rather not have to say those dreaded words when a girl is on me: I can't breathe!

And the words: "Hun, you need to lose weight" are sure to get you hurtin', no matter how nicely you say it.

Face it, pretty face with pretty body, beats pretty face with ugly body or ugly face with pretty body.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Someone post the alleged pic of her in a thong that leaked, TIA.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
literally assassinate both of them

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

shes beautiful but imagine what her psrsonalty is like. she is doing it with a murderer!

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

opus111 posted:

shes beautiful but imagine what her psrsonalty is like. she is doing it with a murderer!

Michelle Obama's doing it with one. (because he's the US president, not because he's black)

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Blistex posted:

Michelle Obama's doing it with one. (because he's the US president, not because he's black)

i dont think shes hot though so i dont give her any thought.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

opus111 posted:

i dont think shes hot though so i dont give her any thought.

thats racist

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

opus111 posted:

i dont think shes hot though so i dont give her any thought.

Now do you think she's not hot because she's doing it with the US president, or because she's black?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Blistex posted:

Now do you think she's not hot because she's doing it with the US president, or because she's black?

because shes fat.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

and i dont like her face either.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
both good reasons.

If I'm going to make love to the wife of a murderous despot, she's got to be trim.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax

opus111 posted:

and i dont like her face either.

Post an 'acceptable face."

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Blistex posted:

both good reasons.

If I'm going to make love to the wife of a murderous despot, she's got to be trim.



:eyepop: the lion Assad indeed

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

AdvancesMONKEY posted:

Post an 'acceptable face."

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Hot is determined by more than a head shot my friend.

unless it's a myspace angle, a headshot is typically very indicative of one's body fat percentage. i don't know who this assad character is, but i could tell from the op's pic that his wife is a hardbody 10.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Blistex posted:

both good reasons.

If I'm going to make love to the wife of a murderous despot, she's got to be trim.



Noice

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


the queen of bhutan everybody

ThisGuy
Aug 16, 2014

This Fuckin' Guy
You could say she's sexy. And she knows it

lhttp://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/14/assad-itunes-emails-chris-brown

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Bro Dad posted:

the queen of bhutan everybody



I'd put it in her Bhutan.

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Bro Dad posted:

the queen of bhutan everybody



No wonder they have erect dick statues everywhere in Bhutan.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Blistex posted:

Did Himmler ever visit a Syrian sperm bank before he offed himself?



Goddamn! If my home country was run by a little poo poo like this who had dictatorial powers, I'd launch an Arab Spring too

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Bro Dad posted:

the queen of bhutan everybody



He chose... wisely.

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