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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

ThisGuy posted:

Some instability in the region?

my rebellion is growing, it planning on mounting an rear endault

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



dat assad

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
why she no have her hair covered?? whore before allah

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

dude looks like he's from gary indiana

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



nomadologique posted:

why she no have her hair covered?? whore before allah

not sure you 'get' ba'athism

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Bro Dad posted:

the queen of bhutan everybody



the king of bhutan practically abdicated the throne, making his country a constitutional monarchy

they also use Gross National Happiness instead of Gross National Product to measure their country's "success"

basically the king of bhutan is a rad dude, and who knows if his fantasy wife helped him be so rad or if he got such a rad wife because he's so rad, but i definitely think they're related

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


He kind of looks like if Beaker grew a moustache and then murdered tens of thousands of people along ethnic lines.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



i'd become a constitutional monarch too if it meant more free time to bang my hot young wife

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Phlegmish posted:

not sure you 'get' ba'athism

i don't believe it even a little

the assads are alawites and that woman needs to cover her head before the world

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Phlegmish posted:

i'd become a constitutional monarch too if it meant more free time to bang my hot young wife

pretty much

where do you think he got the idea of gross national happiness?

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Jack the Stripper posted:

And of course Sweden once again has the hottest girls. drat truthful stereotypes.

princess chubbycheeks isn't even that hot as far as hot swedish chicks go, you'll see 50 girls hotter than her if you stand on a street corner in stockholm for a few minutes

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Zzulu posted:

Hot Milf Princess Mary of Denmark


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Dave Concepcion posted:

princess chubbycheeks isn't even that hot as far as hot swedish chicks go, you'll see 50 girls hotter than her if you stand on a street corner in stockholm for a few minutes

yeah but they wouldnt be princesses lol

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

nomadologique posted:

but i definitely think they're related

Well yeah, they're married. :downsrim:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Machai posted:

Well yeah, they're married. :downsrim:

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




Assad's face is still in beta, apparently.

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.
Her face looks plastic-y.

His face looks like it belongs to some weak-willed office drone who's stuck in a dead-end job but his income allows him to buy lots of model train sets.

Also is there a reason why a dude from Syria would have blue eyes?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
thems grey eyes

e: also might be blue, both appear in middle east/central asia

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bro Dad posted:

the queen of bhutan everybody



I'd like to drop some Nepal-m on her.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

the more I look at that pic, the more alien assad's face becomes


he has no chin, jowels, pointy ears and a mustache. I think he might a troll that is trying to pass as human

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Bip Roberts posted:

I'd like to drop some Nepal-m on her.

she'd enjoy some nepal play, mayhaps?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

i would put my penis in her bhutan move it back and forth

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Notmypants posted:

Her face looks plastic-y.

His face looks like it belongs to some weak-willed office drone who's stuck in a dead-end job but his income allows him to buy lots of model train sets.

Also is there a reason why a dude from Syria would have blue eyes?

everyone's face looks like plastic when you cake makeup on it for photo-time

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
lol assad looks like a fukkin dork

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Assad is essentially the Syrian version of a hillbilly

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

what happened posted:

lol assad looks like a fukkin dork

not sure why obama hasn't just given that twink a swirlie yet

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I think we now have an idea why Assad is always in such a bad mood.

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

He kind of looks like if Beaker grew a moustache and then murdered tens of thousands of people along ethnic lines.

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004


They're both scary. Can you imagine being in some dark torture room with the two of them and they start closing in on you staring and not saying anything and then :aaa: they get you with their freddy kruger hands :ohdear:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

He kind of looks like if Beaker grew a moustache and then murdered tens of thousands of people along ethnic lines.

Man I bet the Swedish chef is banging some hotties

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Assad looks like an Oblivion character.

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

MegaGatts posted:

Assad looks like an Oblivion character.

I was thinking more along the lines of a very lifelike ventriloquist's dummy, but the jaw came unhinged and got pushed a little into the head.

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