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There I was, waiting in line at the store, when the man in front of me goes into his front pocket to produce his wallet. I was astounded, I just stood there staring in disbelief. Only with the cashier's call of "Next please" could I snap out of it. A front pocket wallet user, in this day and age...
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:59 |
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Front pocket is best pocket.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:53 |
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if you sit on your wallet all the time youre going to ruin all the hundred dollar bills and condoms
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:54 |
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Have fun getting your wallet stolen out of you back pocket. Also I don't like sitting on my wallet.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:54 |
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No. 6 posted:Front pocket is best pocket. Front pockets are very useful for limited consumables and inconsiderable objects. A wallet is neither of these.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:55 |
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bing_commander posted:if you sit on your wallet all the time youre going to ruin all the hundred dollar bills and condoms If you keep excessive amounts of money in your wallet, you are missing the entire point of a wallet.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:56 |
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Yes let me just sit on 3 credit cards, ATM card, cash, health insurance/hospital ID card, pop's police badge, PBA cards, work ID card, driver's/CDL license and my wallet itself; sounds really comfortable pause not -Borat 2006
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:00 |
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Front pocket crew represent! The blacks always come at you from behind.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:00 |
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Three Olives posted:Have fun getting your wallet stolen out of you back pocket. Also I don't like sitting on my wallet. A back pocket is safer for many reasons - back pockets generally have some sort of button or clasp with which to safeguard their contents, it is on an area of the body that is generally regarded as a societal faux pas, meaning less chance of someone placing their hand there, plus a person is more acutely aware of any unexpected movement on their backside than their leg or hip.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:00 |
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What is your stance on wallets RE: cargo jort sidepockets.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:02 |
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Again, if the contents of your wallet are vast and plentiful, you are misusing said wallet, and should consider a small man-bag to hold said contents.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:02 |
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i do the front pocket. my gf says it makes my pants bulge out in unflattering ways but THERE'S THE DOOR DARLIN, if u can't handle me at my worst u don't deserve me at my best &c. &c.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:02 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:What is your stance on wallets RE: cargo jort sidepockets. Slouched and leaning to one side.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:03 |
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microwalleter spotted
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:04 |
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drat i didn't know there were so many pocket rules, let me write these down
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:04 |
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Front left - phone Front right - keys, slim wallet That's it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:04 |
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HJB posted:A back pocket is safer for many reasons - back pockets generally have some sort of button or clasp with which to safeguard their contents, it is on an area of the body that is generally regarded as a societal faux pas, meaning less chance of someone placing their hand there, plus a person is more acutely aware of any unexpected movement on their backside than their leg or hip. Here's a tip: pickpockets don't care about putting their hand on your big butt lump.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:04 |
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No. 6 posted:Front left - phone A phone is an acceptable front pocket item. I would be wary about keys, but they are acceptable for short distances or with the correct attachments. A wallet is an unacceptable front pocket item, slim or otherwise.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:06 |
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lmao if u dont carry a satchel 24/7 and keep your phone keys and wallet in it literally lmpio serious lol if you carry anything in your pockets AT ALL except MAYBE a stick of gum
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:06 |
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No. 6 posted:Front left - phone Front left - keys Front right - phone, slim wallet we're not so different after all, you and me
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:07 |
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How can you be so wrong Front pocket for lyfe
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:08 |
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Oberleutnant posted:lmao if u dont carry a satchel 24/7 and keep your phone keys and wallet in it This is a safe and acceptable compromise.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:08 |
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What if I use Apple Pay™ can I keep my phone in my front pocket?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:10 |
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HJB posted:A back pocket is safer for many reasons - back pockets generally have some sort of button or clasp with which to safeguard their contents, it is on an area of the body that is generally regarded as a societal faux pas, meaning less chance of someone placing their hand there, plus a person is more acutely aware of any unexpected movement on their backside than their leg or hip. Back pocket, thief sees my wallet, I dont see thief. Front pocket, thief sees my wallet, I see thief. Which one was safer again? Also you are an idiot if you sit on your wallet... Idiot.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:10 |
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"hmm yess i'll keep all of these rigid, bulky and/or pointed metal objects in the pockets of my trousers all day so i can never sit comfortably for more than 5 minutes and have unsightly bulges all the time in the year 2014" - a loving retarded troglodyte
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:10 |
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why the gently caress do you actually care about where people keep their wallets are you some kind of fascist I don't get it
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:10 |
i literally don't know a single person who uses the back pocket for anything who isn't a dad
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:12 |
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i cant have a wallet messing up my butt profile
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:12 |
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look at this loving human being with a fat man wallet.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:12 |
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maybe its not so bad sitting on your wallet if you have a gigantic fat rear end that can just absorb the bulk of the wallet, but otherwise it's not very comfortable
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:12 |
the venn diagram of people who puts their wallet in their back pocket, people who wears white socks with anything other than athletic gear, and people who own wolf shirts is just one circle
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:15 |
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It is very important that the view of my rear end remains unobstructed.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:16 |
the only acceptable use of a back pocket is to hang a color coded handkerchief from to inform other faggots of your sexual preferences
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:17 |
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OP is dumb and retarded. Back-pocket antics are what you do in your teens. bing_commander posted:i cant have a wallet messing up my butt profile
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:18 |
I put my keys in my back pocket will I be okay? [edit] define 'front pocket'. Do you just mean side pockets? Or do you mean like literal, on the front of the thigh pockets like girls have?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:20 |
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Oberleutnant posted:lmao if u dont carry a satchel 24/7 and keep your phone keys and wallet in it Glad it works for you, but I'm not a lady.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:20 |
Best way to not get robbed, hth OP.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:20 |
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If I put my wallet in my back pocket where am I supposed to carry my comb Gotta keep that pomp lookin tight
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:22 |
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Best way to not get robbed is to wear skinny jeans or be fat. Both options have accompanying risks. You still need the front pocket. You don't want people to think you have rear end cancer or something, OP
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:59 |
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This is you OP:
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:24 |