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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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People who prefer obese people to normal people are mentally ill

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

please dont date psyopmonkey

y

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Zzulu posted:

People who prefer obese people to normal people are mentally ill

or theyre just preparing for the apocalypse when food becomes scarce

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

drat thats a cool pic

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


that fat cosplayer thread from a few weeks back was extremely my poo poo.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

smart

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
can i date psyopmonkey or is it like a moratorium against all gbs posters

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Moridin920 posted:

dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

smart

that was a cool phase i got over when i was like 20

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Moridin920 posted:

dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

smart

Are you by chance a game reviewer? I think I might know a person.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Mid-80s Big Blue :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xExE2Gku_-I

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me except taller and better looking.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
3 feet tall
No teeth
Doesn't talk much
Flat head to put my beer on
Able to stand the duration of a 2OT football game

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
low self esteem and no standards.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Just got back from the doctor. It's type C hepatitis.

You better don't kiss your mum for a while, OP.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
That special someone to sit in a livingroom with for hours on end to bask in each other's passive aggression.

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Somebody to act as a surrogate primary female caregiver.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Zzulu posted:

People who prefer obese people to normal people are mentally ill

So your "type" is mentally ill people who prefer obese people?


Three Olives posted:

Me except taller and better looking.

I was going to joke reply "same" and then I thought about how much work it must be to date me.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Brunette, brown eyes, dont really care about the ta-tas, way too gorgeous to talk to me, needs nice legs and butt, short variant aka "spinner", no 100% white girl- has to be watered down with something else (native american or Asian preferably), sucker for bad girls and Tattoos everyone can see

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
angry musliminah who wears her hijab stylishly and gets mad when i look at jew stuff because thats bad

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Pon de Bundy posted:

angry musliminah who wears her hijab stylishly and gets mad when i look at jew stuff because thats bad

:gizz:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Brunette, brown eyes, dont really care about the ta-tas, way too gorgeous to talk to me, needs nice legs and butt, short variant aka "spinner", no 100% white girl- has to be watered down with something else (native american or Asian preferably), sucker for bad girls and Tattoos everyone can see

Specific enough to enter the creepy zone, azian for bonus pts.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
First Lady or former British PM

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
My type is confined to a very small list of hollywood celebrities, thanks for asking!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
anyone in the fappening

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
aka the fappened

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mods?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
boob skeleton

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Attractive, affectionate, takes care of themselves, thinks I'm funny and puts up with my diva bullshit, DTF 24/7


I'm legally blind without my contacts in, willing to wear my glasses and look sad for you ,a starwar betamax, just want you to love me, that's how loving dumb I am, PM me

I think this can totally work. Are you willing to wear looney tune licensed clothing only? No disney poo poo obv.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Looney tunes are like the pepsi to disneys coke. Shes better than pepsi, you prick

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Fetus Tree posted:

Looney tunes are like the pepsi to disneys coke. Shes better than pepsi, you prick

Uh no wrong .... looney tunes is the doctor pepper to disnkeys tepid unfunny animation and overly sacrine characters

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

a starwar betamax posted:

I think this can totally work. Are you willing to wear looney tune licensed clothing only? No disney poo poo obv.

*slips into oversized Space Jam t-shirt and Daffy Duck jeggings, sobs softly*

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Frankly... if you arent turned on by an xxl taz shirt then you best check yo sack cuz it empty bro

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

*slips into oversized Space Jam t-shirt and Daffy Duck jeggings, sobs softly*

*hands freeze over keyboard. Slowly raises head blinking at screen. Lifts a pair of glasses from nose.

And I do not even wear glasses!

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
My type is people who have dogs as their avatar, so there are a couple posters I have my eye on.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Michael Corleone posted:

My type is people who have dogs as their avatar, so there are a couple posters I have my eye on.

yo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Michael Corleone posted:

My type is people who have dogs as their avatar, so there are a couple posters I have my eye on.

ooh, mysterious :3:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
my type is people who got redtext avatars from pyf posters

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

my type is people who got redtext avatars from pyf posters

im p sure ive gotten red text from every forum i post in, i guess u could say im versatile :mrgw:

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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Puerto Rican girls are pretty cute. If not that then generic dark hair or red shirt pale and skinny with depression

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