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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


No one wants to see a sex tape with him and his name doesn't even start with a K, what is with that?

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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you say that until you realize that ray j is also the 'other person' in that tape, too

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ringo kardashian

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I dunno, I think I'd rather be him than any other kardashian. As long as I kept it really chill, worked out lost some weight, wasn't a douchebag, seems like I could ride off my awful sister's success without being too impacted by it

I mean assuming thats a brother or something

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
legend has it you can look at any individual post of TO and know he is a gay man

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

gary oldmans diary posted:

legend has it you can look at any individual post of TO and know he is a gay man

Well yeah name one straight person who watches that bullshit.

You can't.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
How sad and pathetic do you have to be to wank it to a fake sex tape that's staged in such a way that you can't actually see the good parts? Apparently enough American males are pussy whipped for this stunt to work and provoke Big Entertainment to reward the woman by letting her join the ranks of the celebrity aristocrats

Rexim
Jun 2, 2006

I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?
Ziyal

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Yaldabaoth posted:

How sad and pathetic do you have to be to wank it to a fake sex tape that's staged in such a way that you can't actually see the good parts? Apparently enough American males are pussy whipped for this stunt to work and provoke Big Entertainment to reward the woman by letting her join the ranks of the celebrity aristocrats

whut

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hes saying he actually watched the kardashian sex vid dick in hand quivering with anticipation and rubbed one out with disappointment
now hes giving us his review

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Three Olives posted:



No one wants to see a sex tape with him and his name doesn't even start with a K, what is with that?

Hooooly poo poo is that Rob? I havent payed any attention to these idiots in years but when did he get so fat??

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

No More Heroes posted:

Hooooly poo poo is that Rob? I havent payed any attention to these idiots in years but when did he get so fat??

Is he fat? It's hard to tell with that slimming black ensemble.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Three Olives posted:

Is he fat? It's hard to tell with that slimming black ensemble.

What happened to your Hitler avatar

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Three Olives posted:

Is he fat? It's hard to tell with that slimming black ensemble.

there are literally thousands of goons that want to be as 'skinny' as he is lol

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
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Clapping Larry

Fetus Tree posted:

there are literally thousands of goons that want to be as 'skinny' as he is lol

I don't really think your telling the truth fetus. That guy is kinda plump.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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drilldo squirt posted:

I don't really think your telling the truth fetus. That guy is kinda plump.

indeed he is, drilldo

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

drilldo squirt posted:

I don't really think your telling the truth fetus. That guy is kinda plump.

I dunno, I am at jury duty today with what I have been told is a diverse cross selection of real America and there are a few really really fat people. Like really fat, one of them has a gut on his back.

Oh and one of them got coffee when I got coffee and despite there being a bunch of no calorie sweeteners he poured a bunch of sugar in his coffee.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

No More Heroes posted:

Hooooly poo poo is that Rob? I havent payed any attention to these idiots in years but when did he get so fat??

You'd eat yourself to death too if your sister was the worst woman on Earth

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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i dont know anything about kim kardashian other than what she looks like


she looks great, and thus i dont think shes the worst woman

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Three Olives posted:

I am at jury duty
mistrial; defendant found fabulous

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

gary oldmans diary posted:

mistrial; defendant found fabulous

Not in this room, one person showed up in jeans and a t-shirt despite there being specific instructions not to wear either, I hope he gets in trouble.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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gently caress that, if you're gonna compel me to go take part in the farce that is our legal system im wearing jorts and flip flops

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Fetus Tree posted:

i dont know anything about kim kardashian other than what she looks like


she looks great, and thus i dont think shes the worst woman

Let's be honest. If you took all the worst traits that women get stereotyped with, cranked them up to 11, and put them all in a single living vessel, the result probably wouldn't be Kim Kardashian but it would be pretty darn close

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Fetus Tree posted:

gently caress that, if you're gonna compel me to go take part in the farce that is our legal system im wearing jorts and flip flops




He is wearing elastic pants I guess that isn't jeans.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
your keurig has a crappy camera

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Three Olives posted:

He is wearing elastic pants I guess that isn't jeans.

Take a selfie with the guy

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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it does always surprise me how many people are in court wearing sweat pants and other dumb poo poo tho. i mean people that are trying to get their cases dismissed or something. i always wore a suit, but god drat there are some serious scrubs in courts. i understand lookin lovely for an arraignment but theres no excuse to look bad for pretrial hearings or whatev

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Three Olives posted:



He is wearing elastic pants I guess that isn't jeans.

Holy poo poo your court jury areas are clean compared to ours. Last year I spent all day crammed into a tiny basement room with no AC sitting in a folding chair in Brockton, MA, Americas home of champions (read: trash)

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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weird, i spent a fair amount of time in BMC in the cells as well as various district jail cells & they were quite sanitary


cept for that one fella who started covering everything in his poop

sigh

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Looking for Kim Kardashian's poop?

Find it at kimkardashianspoop.com

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Maldoror posted:

Looking for Kim Kardashian's poop?

Find it at kimkardashianspoop.com
only after im all lubed up do i find out theres no website you got me man

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

id crack the mom don't lie most of you would too

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Three Olives, so I guess you are not dead?

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Def rob, but in terms of the women its Khloe cause she fat and not attractive

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Three Olives posted:

I dunno, I am at jury duty today with what I have been told is a diverse cross selection of real America and there are a few really really fat people. Like really fat, one of them has a gut on his back.

Oh and one of them got coffee when I got coffee and despite there being a bunch of no calorie sweeteners he poured a bunch of sugar in his coffee.

I'm with the fatty on this one, actual sugar is better

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
Would you be more relieved or upset if I rebought you that Hitler avatar

Because from your condescending tone towards minorities it's really fitting.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I heard Kim disinvited him from her wedding cause she thought he was too fat.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Drunkboxer posted:

I'm with the fatty on this one, actual sugar is better

Real sugar is for people that don't have back guts

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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isnt texas one of the fattest places in the usa? i feel like you should be used to seeing those ppl

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
three olives would be the one looking with contempt from the corner at his supposed "fellow" hoomans

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