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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
A paradox if you will...




http://simple-iq.com/


I just clicked true for the first half and false for the second half, can you top this goons?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hurrrr



huuruuuurrarrargh

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrruauaruuuuuurhauuugh

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

gary oldmans diary posted:

hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrruauaruuuuuurhauuugh

alright I am still in first place!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

texaholic posted:

alright I am still in first place!
huur arhuh hra uh huuururugh aghuuruuruuuuhhhhhh

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i gave up after one question because it was too taxing tbh



E: not the actual questions, just the concept of having to read that much

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
clicked True for everything got 91

dont know if thats good, is an A-?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

THE PENETRATOR posted:

clicked True for everything got 91

dont know if thats good, is an A-?

I can PM you an application to mcdonalds, burger flipper!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

THE PENETRATOR posted:

clicked True for everything got 91

dont know if thats good, is an A-?
its like if you walked by 100 people and there were a few smart people but most of them were regular old idiots you would still be dumber than 55 of them

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i got autistic genius

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




bothering to do the test instantly rules you out for having a too low IQ

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



117

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

gonna need some proof dude

Robert Red Rocket
Apr 28, 2013

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY
im dumb and got 111

OP you are even dumber

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
128 but that means i'm smart enough to turn the position down :smug:

Robert Red Rocket
Apr 28, 2013

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY
should be the lowest IQ score to get IK imo, after all where's the "idiot" in a high IQ score heh.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
125 I win close thread.

rezatahs posted:

128 but that means i'm smart enough to turn the position down :smug:

God damnit!! :argh:

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
I got the highest score of anyone ITT but I'm not going to post it because only stupid people care about their IQ scores :smug:

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
2

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i got like 6 or L or something

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i'm black so my IQ tests are 20% lower than all goons. this is racist, i'll never get to be mod because of this racism. plz use another fair equal opportunity metric, tia

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

I have an IQ of three million.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
:captainpop:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Xaris posted:

i'm black so my IQ tests are 20% lower than all goons. this is racist, i'll never get to be mod because of this racism. plz use another fair equal opportunity metric, tia

affirmative action is in play here, please add 20% to your score my brother

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
spot the black dude in the painting

Robert Red Rocket
Apr 28, 2013

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY

texaholic posted:

affirmative action is in play here, please add 20% to your score my brother

I'm Asian so how much do I have to deduct???

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
tenementfunster for next IK

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Justin Time! posted:

I'm Asian so how much do I have to deduct???

This is up to your parents, ask them

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013


Hahaha what does this even mean?

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

I bet there's math and poo poo on it, no way.

ShaqDiesel posted:



Hahaha what does this even mean?
I want to know why Kennedy and Bush are pointing at each-other. It also sort of looks like he's having Kennedy agree with the Republicans; maybe because Kennedy is such a popular figure he couldn't bring himself to make him agree with the other Dumbocrats.

Action Yak fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 20, 2014

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

texaholic posted:

This is up to your parents, ask them

lol noice

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

concerned mom posted:

spot the black dude in the painting
trick question they absorb visible light you cant see them

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Action Yak Police posted:

I bet there's math and poo poo on it, no way.

it was some really weak math and like the most basic of logic problems. i'm still kinda laughing because texaholic had like 13 minutes left on the clock so you know he was just mashing buttons and lucked out on that 50/50 split lol

wilbur.walsh
Jan 3, 2008

Whoaaaat?


do i get a prize?







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Romes
Jun 18, 2003
120... I was mostly just clicking as fast as possible to see how much of a "time bonus" I could get. If I didn't immediately know an answer after reading the question I made an educated guess. I had about 4 minutes left when I finished.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ShaqDiesel posted:



Hahaha what does this even mean?

someone spent a lot of painting that, lol

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
most of the questions were dumb @ heck and poorly thought out. Like the one where it says can your mother/aunt also be your kid's sister? Yep. Especially in Utah

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I got a 135. Time to make me mod in SpanMan's place.

concerned mom posted:

most of the questions were dumb @ heck and poorly thought out. Like the one where it says can your mother/aunt also be your kid's sister? Yep. Especially in Utah
This too. I dunno which way they wanted it read. This makes me smarter than the test makers and therefore have more than 200+ IQs.

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Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
95

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