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Aurora-Capitah
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW
...t Dick's in this thread

Post your pathetic gross weiners in this thread.

Why? I dunno.

Here's mine.

[img]http://www.imgur.com/LtMyN1m.jpeg warning this dude does NOT have a good looking dick



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Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Oct 21, 2014

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


First psot

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my lust runeth over

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
aatrek alt spotted

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


He braggin' on that little dick? That Halloween Snicker dick?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

The Tao Jones posted:

He braggin' on that little dick? That Halloween Snicker dick?
tao jones just called that dick funsize
GAY

Aurora-Capitah
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I see spoilers don't work with timg.

Please don't post in this thread unless you have a tiny baby penis.

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

this isn't the place or the time

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
nice pubes you scrub

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

definitely an embarrassingly small john thomas, op

very brave of you for sharing

Aurora-Capitah
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I'm glad we can all at least bond over our pathetic weinees. Thanks guys.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Whelp.... Thread delivered though I assumed it was a joke. :cripes:

Maybe do some clean up of your area OP, little wash and trim...

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
small dicks probate just as easy as normal dicks
sure it takes a little more guidance and harder pushing just to get it in there but it goes in the leper colony just the same

Aurora-Capitah
Apr 29, 2014

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

Whelp.... Thread delivered though I assumed it was a joke. :cripes:

Maybe do some clean up of your area OP, little wash and trim...

I showered earlier.. Guess I could trim up the pubes but why bother?

E: is no one else posting their wangs because they are even smaller?

Aurora-Capitah fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Oct 20, 2014

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I just found out that for a couple years after my briss a few people in my family called me "shortcut"

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Aurora-Capitah posted:

I showered earlier.. Guess I could trim up the pubes but why bother?

E: is no one else posting their wangs because they are even smaller?

OK fine, here's me

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
:byewhore:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

gigawhite posted:

I just found out that for a couple years after my briss a few people in my family called me "shortcut"

lol

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
if thats a grower OP it could be pretty much a good size. i have a grower, it can be a little awkward sometimes if I'm not 'feelin it'. but watching it expand like a balloon in a girls mouth is a sweet party trick

but since you said your dick is small im assuming all that one does it kinda stick up lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
post your anal vagin

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
My dick is incredibly small. It's 1/10th of an inch long and extremely phimosed.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
with help from the gang at BME i had an inflatable balloon inserted into the base of my micro-peen so I could knot women like a dog

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost

no they will not posted:

My dick is incredibly small. It's 1/10th of an inch long and extremely phimosed.

i bet your balls look really really weird

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
got an email once with subject "i no your dick is small" and it haunts me still like am irl i know what you did last summer

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

jalopybrown posted:

with help from the gang at BME i had an inflatable balloon inserted into the base of my micro-peen so I could knot women like a dog
did you also have this done
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/55lHQsp.jpg:nws:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
wtf :captainpop:

Throb Robinson
Feb 8, 2010

He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..
Going to need a bit of story on that.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

~there are no stories for free in life, life is what you make it~

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


No I did not

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

no no NO NON ONONONONONONONNONONONONO

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
NONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONO

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

no no NO NON ONONONONONONONNONONONONO

LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

i guess this is what people do before graduating to full-on buffalo billhood.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004


Art

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I'm not clicking that, someone describe it to me

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Portals posted:

I'm not clicking that, someone describe it to me

two words: taxidermy fursuit.

EDIT \/ \/ \/ lol

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Portals posted:

I'm not clicking that, someone describe it to me

NOPE

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I am Tony Cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtCtZaseYrA&t=38s

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

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