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dining in at the mall food court by yourself in the middle of a tuesday is more sad imho
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gently caress btw this thread and the other one with psyopmonkey's pizza bullshit in it i really want pizza might have to order pizza for dinner tonight gently caress me in my butt i can't really afford this but my appetite demands it!
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Oct 20, 2014 20:28
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pizza hut invented stuffed crust, forever securing their place in the halls of pizza history and fame
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Oct 20, 2014 20:37
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i'm at the pizza hut what i'm at the taco bell what i'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell with only two sit-in tables with boot benches and and i'm the only one here and every few mionutes me and the guy behind the counter make eye contact and boy is it AWKWARD
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Oct 20, 2014 21:10
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man dinnr that is a hot new app but sux since they do't have it on android  *(
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Oct 20, 2014 21:16
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Myron Baloney posted:I like Pizza Hut it reminds me of when my kids were little and would get a ticket for a free personal pan pizza for reading 5 books and they'd be like YAYYY PIZZA HUT!! and their happiness pushed back the edges of the darkness for a while foh man gently caress yes this was THE BEST esp bc i'm a huge loving loser nerd who loves reading anyway and getting free loving pizza for it poo poo a preview of working a job you love and getting paid to do something you would do anyway SOMETHING I HVAE NO EXPERIENCE OF... 
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Oct 20, 2014 21:23
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nah ain't right sometimes it's just p[erfect to go to a chinese hand drawn noodle house by yourself get a bowl of the finest noodles ofr 8 bux eat them shits in like ten minutes, being in restaurant twenty minutes total, then go to a movie by yourself n ENJOY TH ESILENCE of a good night out alone
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Oct 20, 2014 21:26
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paranoid randroid posted:tgi fridays happy hour alone from what my friend told me, TGIF is the only "bar" in yorba linda ca so everybody hangs out there
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Oct 20, 2014 21:51
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but lierally the mall food court alone midday is actually thew orst
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Oct 20, 2014 21:52
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paranoid randroid posted:also yorba linda is where nixons buried so theres probably a very powerful anti-fun field keeping non-tgi fridays options out of town i hear the nixon library is fukkin OTH (off tha hook)
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Oct 20, 2014 22:01
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i would totes go there and love it up u think they got NASTY rear end librarians there tready to te34ar off their glasses at the drop of a hat (by that i mean the unzip of a ziper)?? cuz i always had this fantasy about DOING IT in the STACKS (no not the stack s from goldeneye dweeb) but my college life just never DELIVERED on that
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Oct 20, 2014 22:06
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Myron Baloney posted:my roommate hosed his girlfriend up the rear end in the med school library. All they had to approximate lube was a tube of chapstick so of course she was dubbed Chapstick Pam. holy nmittens hold onto my kittens!!
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Oct 20, 2014 22:14
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chapstick is vaseline so itd work just fine but the story is really fun bc her name is pam which doesn't seem to fit the personality of a person who would assufck in the school lib
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Oct 20, 2014 22:15
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paranoid randroid posted:all yhe librarians are pat nixon clones so if youre into that kinda thing, go nuts hmm i prefer nancy in her prime (*prime slab of steak i mean) BUT as an alternative in this case i WOOD (hjeh heh) BUT #1 one my Wayne's World list of hottest top bombshell first ladies is... drum rooll please... DUH LADYBIRD JOHNSON (heh heh)
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Oct 20, 2014 22:16
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p sure abigail fillmore had a NASTY oval office n by nasty i m ean like the younger generation says nasty =- sick good
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Oct 20, 2014 22:21
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would dog me on letitia priscilla AND julia tyler drat
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Oct 20, 2014 22:23
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n of course, no excuse for excluding martha, SHE IS MY LDADY IN HAVANA mammaaa
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Oct 20, 2014 22:24
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30th st station in philadelphia ~10pm begging a cup of mayonnaise off the subway sandwich artist bc u are homeless and broke
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Oct 20, 2014 22:26
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Big Beef City posted:One of the last iterations of the pizza place thread I figured out that the quality and features of the takeout/delivery pizza changes WILDLY from area to area in the country. i've read this post 3 or 4 times and still cannot make sense of it
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Oct 20, 2014 23:45
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Fetus Tree posted:basically hes saying poo poo pizza is poo poo pizza pretty much everywhere except in massachusetts its called papa ginos and in michigan its called hungry howies. but he start the post sayin pizza is different everywhere WTF i'm going with holey ghosts interp because it MAKES ME SJMILE
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Oct 20, 2014 23:56
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Spider Helidon posted:At one of the peaks of depression/alcoholism, I woke up at 4pm on a Monday, lay down on the couch staring at the wall, shaking and cold-sweating for several hours until the hunger pangs finally motivated me to make the 90-second walk to my local pub. I can't remember if I wore shoes. They were doing a 2-for-1 steak night, so I ordered 2. I started overthinking things, and ordered two pints as well in some misguided attempt to make it look like I was ordering ahead for some imaginary friend who would be joining me. I sat down at a table for two in the middle of the room (and was the only person in a 60-seat dining room), with one pint on either side of the table. When the food came out, I started feeling even more self-conscious and awkward, like the staff would be thinking I'd been stood up. So I ate both meals and drank both pints in about 5 minutes and made a hasty exit, stopping by the bottle shop for some of the sweet, sweet rum that I knew would make everything ok.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:22
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empty quote aisde dudes: i'v enever seen a pizza hut buffet in my life where do i find these?? are they extinct?
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Oct 21, 2014 04:23
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actually saving that story to my HD it'll come in handy some day e: saved as "alcoholism.rtf"
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Oct 21, 2014 04:24
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SpeedGem posted:The only appear when you are drunk, much like most of the world woah thx for the fo (shor tfo rinfo)
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Oct 21, 2014 05:23
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going out to eat by myself with a book is actually one of my favorite "get-aways" it's important to take yourself out on dates from time to time -- because think about it, if you love someone, don't you wanna spoil them sometimes? -- well if you love yourself you should spoil yourself too! i love taking myself out for noodles or a cheesesteak and ESPECIALLY for a black and white malted milk shake ooo boy don't even tarnish my joy!!
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Oct 22, 2014 00:09
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a starwar betamax posted:back a little over a decade ago, i had a second job cleaning up trash in a parking lot. i would start cleaning about 830 pm and finish up around 930, this was after working all day in construction and i was usually exhausted and very hungry. there was a subway in the parking lot and they closed at 10, so i would hurry to finish cleaning so i could bust in there and grab some grub. how much did the food cost vs. how much u made from cleaning the parking lot?? cuz i bet u didn't clear much after all was "said and done"
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Oct 22, 2014 01:36
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a starwar betamax posted:you are sadly correct. i ran some numbers just now, and ya... i was spending around 150 per month on subway sandwiches... and i got paid 200 per month to clean the p lots. u know what tho a starwar, u just can't pay for "experience" and by that i mean LIFE
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Oct 22, 2014 01:48
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k mart cafe holy moly never heard of that
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Oct 22, 2014 01:59
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NienNunb posted:
yea i think that is probably sadder than the mall food court honestly
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Oct 22, 2014 04:04
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a hole-y ghost posted:one near to me has one and the merchandise displays go like halfway into the cafe i love confusing my need to consume food with my need to consume things so this is perfect for me, they just grab my desire at its ideal juncture
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Oct 22, 2014 04:42
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PT6A posted:Zellers was sad all the way through. It was so sad it was eventually put out of its misery by Target, and it's pretty much an improvement in every way. Think about that for a second... quote:Restaurant
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Oct 22, 2014 04:44
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paranoid randroid posted:picture yourself lying on the ground beneath a great funnel of consumer goods, spiraling down into yr waiting mouth 
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Oct 22, 2014 04:46
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paranoid randroid posted:such is the nature of the eightfold path of buying poo poo *bangs gong* my practice consists of driving my scooter around and around and around the walmart, for hours on end, until finally the real prices begin to reveal themselves, rolling back endlessly on the wheel of samsara and finally vanishing into the void
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Oct 22, 2014 04:49
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then store security escorts me to the exit, or the mcdonald's or subway if they're in a good mood, and usually i have to find a different walmart for the next time and it's a couple months before i can go back
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Oct 22, 2014 04:50
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