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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

i would like to be friends



i wouldn't accept you anyway. also, this crew is going to gently caress up sweet tea, so if you hate that 'person', this is the friendship group for you.

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

drilldo squirt posted:

Only if that's how you feel about them.

I'm honestly not that fond of them. I think they talk about me when I'm not around.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

That's two lifelong friendships begun but there are still three friendship slots remaining, anyone else want to fill my slots?

:quagmire:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Trixie Hardcore posted:



That's two lifelong friendships begun but there are still three friendship slots remaining, anyone else want to fill my slots?

uuuuuuuhhhh........yes?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

DaveSplitter posted:

I'm honestly not that fond of them. I think they talk about me when I'm not around.

That isn't good, friend.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


while i am friends now with many of you, i will not get involved in your petty squabbles thank you

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Iggy Koopa posted:

while i am friends now with many of you, i will not get involved in your petty squabbles thank you

Can we be friends again sid? Is it possible for us to post in nite crew together again?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Let's hold hands and kiss each other as friends, sid.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i am now friends with drilldo squirt and trixie hardcore, a known lesbian.

thats 5 friends i have officially met my quota

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Can someone with advanced aspergers write an auto-matchmaking system to simplify this task of making life-long friends? I just want to press a button and be assigned my 5 new bffs without having to talk to them or anything first.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

real friends too. not just acquaintances. you have to really like one another and hang out on the weekends

wanna throw rocks at stuff w/ me?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
friend crew megathread

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

friend crew megathread

Welcome, friends.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

trixie hardcore, a known lesbian.


Woah, trixie, if i can call you that, will you be my 5th friend? We have some gay guys and a closest gay, but you are a girl and gay, so i would have the most diverse crew. I think I am the only straight one in the group, so it will be tot cool!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
This is shaping up to be a cool crew.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Michael Corleone posted:

Woah, trixie, if i can call you that, will you be my 5th friend? We have some gay guys and a closest gay, but you are a girl and gay, so i would have the most diverse crew. I think I am the only straight one in the group, so it will be tot cool!

what ths he'll man

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

drilldo squirt posted:

This is shaping up to be a cool crew.

hell,,, id go so far as to call it a "very cool" crew

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Iggy Koopa posted:

what ths he'll man

Woah, sid, if i can call you that, will you be my 5th friend? We have some gay guys and a closest gay, but you are got kicked in the head by a horse and love a little extra junk in the trunk, so i would have the most diverse crew. I think I am the only straight one in the group, so it will be tot cool!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Also for the record friend Michael Corleone, I'm straight.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

drilldo squirt posted:

Also for the record friend Michael Corleone, I'm straight.

Cool, I am too, and I think the other guy wasn't really gay either, so we'll need trixie hardcore, can you deliver her to the crew, as your first task. prob gonna make you 2nd in command, this will be a nice test.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I don't think we can be friends anymore, Michael. I'm sorry.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
friend crew needs a catchphrase like some kind of intra crew meme we have. i am open to suggestions.

i thought this could be a good one: "yeah right chucklehead..... :rolleyes:"

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

Hello I'm here for a friend. I heard this is where you get them? How much will it cost me?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
What about, welcome friend.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
i can't wait until the e/n breakdown thread when drilldo rapes michael

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

drilldo squirt posted:

I don't think we can be friends anymore, Michael. I'm sorry.

Just tell me why! I can change, i promise!

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Tamerlame posted:

Hello I'm here for a friend. I heard this is where you get them? How much will it cost me?

Seem like a sign that you registered 2 years to the date! Welcome to the Corleone Crew friend! It is free but we have an enemy, or maybe two, depending on further itt posts. So you need to know how to handle a keyboard, things could get ugly quick here.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Michael Corleone posted:

Just tell me why! I can change, i promise!

Hey, forget about Drilldo Squirt, I'll be your friend. Just promise not to talk behind my back please?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
:quagmire: right back at ya, LifeSizePotato

Top City Homo posted:

uuuuuuuhhhh........yes?

I know you're going to be pleased with our friendship, Top City Homo :glomp:

Iggy Koopa posted:

while i am friends now with many of you, i will not get involved in your petty squabbles thank you

Does this include blood feuds?

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i am now friends with drilldo squirt and trixie hardcore, a known lesbian.




Michael Corleone posted:

Woah, trixie, if i can call you that, will you be my 5th friend? We have some gay guys and a closest gay, but you are a girl and gay, so i would have the most diverse crew. I think I am the only straight one in the group, so it will be tot cool!

I'm technically bi, I'm sorry I wasn't able to make the cut for your diversity crew because I bet we would have been tip top friends.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Trixie Hardcore posted:




I'm technically bi, I'm sorry I wasn't able to make the cut for your diversity crew because I bet we would have been tip top friends.

Well Dildo is out, so if you want in, there is a spot left.

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

Michael Corleone posted:

Seem like a sign that you registered 2 years to the date! Welcome to the Corleone Crew friend! It is free but we have an enemy, or maybe two, depending on further itt posts. So you need to know how to handle a keyboard, things could get ugly quick here.

Is it okay if I use the on screen keyboard?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
:siren:FINAL CORLEONE CREW OF FRIENDS:siren:

IGGY KOOPA (BEST FRIEND!)
Grrrrrrrrrrrlllll
tamorlame
trixie
a cool guy who works out and isn't gay

Michael Corleone fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Oct 20, 2014

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Michael Corleone posted:

Well Dildo is out, so if you want in, there is a spot left.

Well, like I said, I'm willing to fill anyone's slot.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well, like I said, I'm willing to fill anyone's slot.

What about your own slots, friend?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well, like I said, I'm willing to fill anyone's slot.

Crews done now, thanks for joining, see above edit for full roster, and welcome, friend.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

drilldo squirt posted:

What about your own slots, friend?

My slots are pretty full atm since I just made so many new friends but maybe I can take more, only way to find out is to try to squeeze another in.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

friends are cool but super best friends are even more super bester coolerer

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Michael Corleone posted:

:siren:FINAL CORLEONE CREW OF FRIENDS:siren:

Grrrrrrrrrrrlllll
the guy from 1969
a cool guy who works out and isn't gay
tamorlame
trixie

if im just the guy from 1969 to you idk about this friendship Michael

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
OP, can we make more than 5 friends per day? I got my five, all super cool dude/ttes. But their are still a whole lot of cool people that I would like to be friends with. Please advise!

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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Iggy Koopa posted:

if im just the guy from 1969 to you idk about this friendship Michael

See the edited ratings, I think you'll be pleased, bestie.

e; also keep in mind the person ranked 5th is in line to be kicked out if they f up in any of our 'turf wars'.

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