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Iggy Koopa posted:cool very original thread idea rude
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Iggy Koopa posted:cool very original thread idea lol
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Oct 21, 2014 02:00
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I JOed to the ZQ SG nudes. #Gamergate
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Iggy Koopa posted:cool very original thread idea BREAKING NEWS: Iggy Koopa arrives in GBS to drop the stunning knowledge that something has to be completely original to also be funny
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Oct 21, 2014 02:01
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cnln0w5Anonymous Confessor posted:I've jerked off to that picture of Microwave's mom probably 100+ times over the years. Microwave's mom is fuckin' hot, man. Hell, I'm going to go jerk off to it again. 101 times. I'd gently caress Microwave's mom. I might videotape it and send it to Microwave so he'd get totally bent out of shape over it, because it's funny how much he hates it when people talk about loving his hot mom. Not much of a confession. Honestly, who hasn't?
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Oct 21, 2014 02:05
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rt7yu2Anonymous Confessor posted:I'm an alcoholic now simply because I decided to be after hearing people talk about their alcoholism on SomethingAwful. I'm not addicted and I honestly could stop at any time, unlike some "real" alcoholic. I'm simply enjoying watching my life circle around the drain. It's been the most fun I've ever had.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:15
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cwihyq8Anonymous Confessor posted:Before I married my wife she left town for a weekend & I ended up finger banging an ex. My ex has since gotten really fat, no regrets though.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:28
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Windows 98 posted:cwihyq8 So loving what. HEY I FINGERED YOUR EX TOO.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:29
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d53odb0Anonymous Confessor posted:it makes me really depressed when everyone starts hating on "troons" 
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Oct 21, 2014 02:30
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I once farted on a small child ok im sorry for lying it happened a lot Elissia fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 02:31
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goons are sociopaths?!! this ia a shock, a huge shock.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:43
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56y8uiAnonymous Confessor posted:I am actually Bigpeeler but I post under a pseudonym at the risk of being banned. Since I changed medications a couple of years ago, I'm not such a dangerous person anymore. I have a ton more "zoo stories" and "carpet cleaning stories" to post so hopefully Lowtax will open the gates to the kingdom and welcome me back someday.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:50
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welcome back bigpeeler
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cqen7lwAnonymous Confessor posted:when i was 9 some kid went down a slide i had just pissed down like 5 mins before and played in it
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Oct 21, 2014 02:50
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Windows 98 posted:56y8ui I'd vote for a Bigpeeler return.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:58
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Ohhhhhh! I get it. Its a honeypot. Thats cool. 
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Oct 21, 2014 03:03
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Demora posted:I'd vote for a Bigpeeler return. I can confirm it is in fact actually Bigpeeler
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Oct 21, 2014 03:11
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do not post your stupid stories, big peeler
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Oct 21, 2014 03:14
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maybe bigpeeler is wiser now. give him a third chance imo
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Oct 21, 2014 03:18
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i had sex with mitt romney. there i've said it
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Oct 21, 2014 03:27
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paging morally inept "tip of the iceberg" comes to mind
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Oct 21, 2014 03:35
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windows 98 is bigpeeler. its true he told me
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Oct 21, 2014 03:39
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de0883xAnonymous Confessor posted:I am dying and part of me is ready for the pain and suffering to end and the other part feels incredibly scared and alone. Thanks for all the good times, goons. If Lowtax brings back GBS 1.0 I promise to haunt him.
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Oct 21, 2014 09:42
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Keep the poo poo posting between ops posts to a minimal, nobody cares about your money cheese " I hosed ops mom " posts.
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Oct 21, 2014 09:58
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i am closeted gay and masturbate on beautiful women. ((
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Oct 21, 2014 12:17
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i gently caress
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Oct 21, 2014 12:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UrDvruoubA
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Oct 21, 2014 13:15
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I must admit that I do not know how to use email. I write my letter and address the envelop properly but then I don't know which slot in the computer to put it in. I've tried the disc drive, the ventilation slots, I have even tried taping it to the monitor in the hopes it would meld into the screen and become one with the digital information highway.
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Oct 21, 2014 13:47
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You wrap the letter around your dick and stick it into the headphone jack. The joke is your penis is so small that this is an uncomplicated task for you.
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Oct 21, 2014 14:58
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TEAYCHES posted:maybe bigpeeler is wiser now. give him a third chance imo
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Oct 21, 2014 15:33
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O.K. I sent in the anonymous confession being posted soon about being an amazing sexual dynamo champion 
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Oct 21, 2014 15:38
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Quarex posted:O.K. I sent in the anonymous confession being posted soon about being an amazing sexual dynamo champion How will we tell our's apart? Do you talk about your pee?
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Oct 21, 2014 15:46
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N. Senada posted:How will we tell our's apart? Do you talk about your pee?
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Sorry for the delay on any new emails. I had been up all night poo poo posting till 3am so I just woke up.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:09
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We've all been there, friendo. Welcome back op.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:11
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ds8yrycAnonymous Confessor posted:I have lost over 15,000 playing online poker in the last 6 weeks. It's all on credit cards too. At least I can use all the extra miles to fly to a nice beach or something before blowing my brains out.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:15
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dapziu6Anonymous Confessor posted:I might die from organ failure in 5 years or so. I've pretty much given up on doing something noteworthy with my life.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:16
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e42w0crAnonymous Confessor posted:I liked GBS 1.0 more, but there's no way to post that without getting poo poo on. This is why I think when Lowtax ran that poll and 'more rules' won out very few posters actually posted in favor of more rules. Felt like they were the only thing keeping GBS apart from BYOB and FYAD. The real failure of GBS started when probation became a thing rather than rampant bannings, but if you did that now I doubt most people would pay the YOU MONSTER
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to come back. I guess I'm a monster and seriousposting is a sin.
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dpben1yAnonymous Confessor posted:I lost my virginity to a hooker in a back alley. Dear Anonymous Confessor, Please tell us more. I am sure this is a great story if it has any amount of legitimacy.
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