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Kurnugia posted:Could we have an anonymous FYAD type of thing for posting this kind of disgusting poo poo? It'd be interesting to say the least. if this was permanent it would be garbage, it's only going to work as a thread until it devolves into obviously fake posts and then itll be closed
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nd67loiAnonymous Confessor posted:Years ago back when I was a sexless insecure teenager I wanted nothing more than shed my pathetic pubestache facial hair and grow a real beard, and to do so followed the timeless advice of goons to rub piss on my face everyday in the hopes that it... well I can't remember what BS was cooked up at the time to convince people to do this but I fell for it big time. Every day for several months I used to piss in a tupperware container at night and then slosh a bit of it on my face when no-one was around like I was slapping on some aftershave, convinced that one day I was going to wake up to some crazy rugged beard or something. There was something about the musky smell of fermented piss smelt 'manly' to me which convinced me to keep doing it, and besides, there were dozens of goons vouching for the method, it had to be legit right?
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you irl posted:if this was permanent it would be garbage, it's only going to work as a thread until it devolves into obviously fake posts and then itll be closed yeah I guess so
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I have a nine inch penis
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Oh wait you said EMAIL
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e37ft0eAnonymous Confessor posted:i hosed this chick during college while her fiancé was deployed in Afghanistan. It went on for about 8 months and she would frequently take his late night phone calls while causally jerking me off. I later hooked up with her younger sister and she got pretty pissed off that we were together but couldn't really protest without revealing her own infidelity.
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I have a sexual obsession with Something Awful Moderator Spanish Manlove. It all started when I found out he was a MENSA member. I have never had a person that smart inside me. Someday I hope to bare his children.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 23:21 |
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Why did it post with me real username I thought this was supposed to be anonymous?
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dyafx1tAnonymous Confessor posted:A friend of mine witnessed my mother physically abusing me in the bathroom at school (it was after a play and I was washing my make-up off). I didn't say anything to her but was secretly hoping that she'd speak up to somebody about it so my parents could be forced to get the counseling they so desperately needed. She didn't say anything to anyone and nothing ever came of it. A month later I secretly used a magnifying glass to set her gorgeous knee-length hair on fire. I was a known goody-two-shoes and a straight-A student, so no one suspected me, not even her. Hoping this one is ok. (PS tell you're mom I said "gently caress you")
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Windows 98 posted:nd67loi That's what SA is all about
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e37ft0eAnonymous Confessor posted:Every woman I've ever had sex with was dating a friend/aquantence of mine as I pursued her. A few left their SO to date me for a short time, some just cheated with me for a while. Hell, even my wife of 7 years was engaged to my then roommate when we first hooked up. I'm addicted to cucking those around me.
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ebygw07Anonymous Confessor posted:I was once a hardcore heroin user. My girlfriend at the time was also a pretty major user. She was cheating on me, and she didn't know I knew. Jesse Pinkman?
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you can be a responsible heroni user I promsise check out tCc
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8sdt45kAnonymous Confessor posted:My inability to keep my dick in my pants has ruined two lives, and saddled another two with an 18-year burden.
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Seriously guys. Stop sending me confessions that involve sexually abusing children in any manner. Even if it wasn't you.
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Windows 98 posted:8sdt45k goons love2fuck
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d58a3j1Anonymous Confessor posted:I spent four months convincing a friend of mine that his girlfriend was going to cheat on him, which made him totally paranoid. Eventually she got sick of his clinginess and jealousy and dumped him.
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dvjjarsAnonymous Confessor posted:I started reading Fallout Equestria on a lark expecting not to be able to make it pas the first 50 pages.
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Windows 98 posted:dvjjars
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Windows 98 posted:Seriously guys. Stop sending me confessions that involve sexually abusing children in any manner. Even if it wasn't you.
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ddth2f5Anonymous Confessor posted:I'm liberal. My mom is conservative and I like to argue about political things with her because she tends to at least listen to the other side. A few years ago we were talking abortion; I'm pro choice, she's pro life. My main point was that it's absolutely fine she would never terminate a pregnancy because it is her choice, but others should have the choice to terminate pregnancies. I brought up rape victims, she was still opposed. I finally said "you mean you would tell a rape victim who became pregnant as a result of the rape that they had to keep a constant reminder of their rape?"
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djdbj4rAnonymous Confessor posted:I bought Romeo Rose his second account, Romeo Reborn. I'm sorry, goons. If it makes you feel any better, I inadvertently trolled myself since he ended up posting his rancid cock in a thread I frequent. Not sure who that is UPDATE: Additional information provided in a second email Anonymous Confessor posted:I never wanted to admit to being the one who brought Romeo back, but I always wanted to post the weird-rear end response he emailed me after I told him about his new account: Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Windows 98 posted:djdbj4r romeo rose is the sleepless in seattle guy, general all around creep i guess who ended upposting here after goons mocked him for months, he has really bad veneers
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Windows 98 posted:djdbj4r confessor is probably exceptional mouse(?), whatever the lady who had him at her birthday posts as
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cwcnulpAnonymous Confessor posted:I figured all this poo poo was heavy so I'd lighten the mood. I was a pretty good kid growing up and never got in trouble at school. I took advantage of that to gently caress with this crazy old hippy science teacher I had in middle school, including writing "nipple sticks" on all of the rulers in her room for some reason. I have no idea why I thought that was a good thing to do and it got one of the poo poo disturbers in trouble, but gently caress that kid he was an rear end. i told u i was hardcore
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Gj goons, it only took you five pages to get to murder.
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Pillow Clerk posted:Gj goons, it only took you five pages to get to murder. three http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3674792&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post436585170
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e9jnymdAnonymous Confessor posted:Back in the dark ages before the internet taught us all how to jerk it, I was a confused kid in the middle of puberty who wasn't quite sure how it was all supposed to work. After hearing something about Clarence Thomas and a pube on a Coke can, I tried sticking my dick into a soda can and succeeded only in cutting the poo poo out of myself and leaving a scar I have to this day.
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e2yjnfyAnonymous Confessor posted:This actually might help me get over this:
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ddvbr8gAnonymous Confessor posted:someone on byob told me to stick my head in a toilet and i did, i even recorded it and put it on youtube
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I'm a gimmick. E: gently caress I hosed up the anonymous part.
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dalzqyuAnonymous Confessor posted:I haven't had sex in 10 years, mostly because I'm a jackass though I am also schizophrenia
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dpfcun0Anonymous Confessor posted:I've had no sexual relationships with men ever, had a long term girlfriend til last year and hooked up with a bunch of gils from tinder. still can't admit to being a lesbian :(
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dy7xbksAnonymous Confessor posted:In middle and high school I was a super awkward dork, a complete late bloomer who 99% of girls ignored and 99% of guys bullies relentlessly.
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e4akc7eAnonymous Confessor posted:Way back when, stupid kid stuff, one of my buddies and my brother and I decided to explore the woods at a local park in my town. At one I told them I needed to take a poo poo. At that point we all decided to do it, because hey, kids are stupid and it was funny.
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ddy3u2oAnonymous Confessor posted:This is less "deep dark secret" and more "I was a retarded kid." As a child I tried multiple times to poo poo outside on the front lawn. I figured if it worked for the dog it could work for me. My mom was a combination of pissed and embarrassed. Sorry mom.
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Windows 98 posted:dpfcun0 Is tinder full of fish?
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Windows 98 posted:dalzqyu
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Windows 98 posted:ddy3u2o This one is great
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