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I went to the Chiropractor the other day and he discussed how my chi isnt focused. He gave me this tea and I feel a lot more harmonious. He also popped my lower back. I feel so much better today!
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im gonna gently caress you
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:38 |
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does anyone know how i became gay? a 3x homoepathic dilution of cum
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:39 |
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did he realign your sex with your gender identity?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:39 |
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TEAYCHES posted:does anyone know how i became gay? I tried the tincture. Now im a chick. Be careful with that stuff.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:40 |
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theperminator posted:did he realign your sex with your gender identity? You need acupuncture for that
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:40 |
TEAYCHES posted:does anyone know how i became gay? That stuff is so fake, it don't even have any cum in it.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:41 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:That stuff is so fake, it don't even have any cum in it. i made it myself rear end in a top hat im a narcissist too
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:41 |
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everybody listen to me!
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:42 |
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I bet the chiropractor will chop off your dick if you paid him enough.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:42 |
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.....poo poo
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:43 |
A chiropractor saved my life, too. Pulled me out of a burning car.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:43 |
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TheJoker138 posted:A chiropractor saved my life, too. Pulled me out of a burning car. I wish he left you in there to die.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:44 |
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TheJoker138 posted:A chiropractor saved my life, too. Pulled me out of a burning car. im glad you are ok
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:44 |
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crystal to be taken anally only
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:46 |
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YOU GO THE DOCTOR AND HE RUBS YOUR BACK.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:47 |
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Harime Nui posted:everybody listen to me!
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:49 |
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Harime Nui posted:everybody listen to me! What? Is it anime?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:51 |
Jose Oquendo posted:I wish he left you in there to die. It's kind of flattering that you follow me around so much.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:14 |
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TheJoker138 posted:It's kind of flattering that you follow me around so much. Would you be willing to share your car accident story? It sound interesting.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:15 |
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TheJoker138 posted:It's kind of flattering that you follow me around so much. get a room you two!!
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:15 |
psyopmonkey posted:Would you be willing to share your car accident story? I...I was making it up
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:17 |
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TheJoker138 posted:I...I was making it up Make up a story then you douche.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:17 |
psyopmonkey posted:Make up a story then you douche. I was on the highway coming home from class during a heavy snowfall. The guy in front of me slammed on his breaks for no reason, causing me to do the same. I fishtailed, and ended up sliding backwards across the icy highway. I hit the wall on the right side, away from the other traffic, but there was a semi coming down that lane. It hit the front end of my car, destroying it, and setting the rest on fire. Luckily the man who was in front of me and slammed on his breaks had pulled over, and he ran over, pulling me from the car. I came to a few minutes later, confused, but amazingly unhurt. I thanked him, and he said "Anytime. By the way, have you had your chakras aligned recently?" and then he adjusted my back. (The first paragraph of this actually happened.)
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:20 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:That stuff is so fake, it don't even have any cum in it. Isn't 3x cum like 10,000 ppm cum?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:21 |
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My humors aren't properly aligned... fix me.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:23 |
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someone linked a youtube of a 2 day old baby going to the chiropractor and it was the first thing in years that legitimately got to me on the internet
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:24 |
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I went to a chiropractor after I was in a car accident and he didn't do anything fun like you see other chiropractors do, he just looked at x-rays of my spine and made me raise my arms and use some machines that tested my strength and flexibility and then he would write it in a file and talk to me about my pain management and then he'd send me for physical therapy in the other office and it'd be the same tests every week as I slowly recovered my strength and range of motion. Pretty lame chiropractor imho. I had a massage therapist who said he was a shaman and would play pan flutes and hold feathers and crystals over parts of my body that were "holding on to unhealthy energy" but he was really good at massage so what can you do?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:36 |
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i use crystals in foreplay and it works. its a shame though that i'm turning all of these women on when i never plan to have sex with them
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:39 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I went to a chiropractor after I was in a car accident and he didn't do anything fun like you see other chiropractors do, he just looked at x-rays of my spine and made me raise my arms and use some machines that tested my strength and flexibility and then he would write it in a file and talk to me about my pain management and then he'd send me for physical therapy in the other office and it'd be the same tests every week as I slowly recovered my strength and range of motion. Pretty lame chiropractor imho. that was actually a really good chiropractor
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:41 |
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oh that was the joke
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:42 |
There is no such thing as a good chiropractor its a quack science, im from quad cities where it was invented and its stupid and sucks. Its inventor claims to have learned it from a ghost
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:46 |
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I wonder how long the average student is in chiropractor school before the light turns on and they realize its all crazy bullshit?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:46 |
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Stay safe lumbar ghost
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:46 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Stay safe lumbar ghost lol
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:00 |
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I dated a chick and her dad was a chiropractor. She had really big boobs. She was dumb too.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:01 |
There are actually two kinds of chiropractors. The first kind are the ones who are just crazy wackos that want to align your humors or whatever. The second are basically just physical therapists. I've actually been to the second kind for my back to deal with pain management and some other small things. Helped, but only in the short term because I probably really need surgery for it.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:20 |
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When I was in senior year of high school there was this place near the school that the other guys used to always make jokes about. Anyway I was walking past there one day and this chick came out and asked me if I wanted to feel good. I said yeah my back's really sore are you a chiropractor. And she was all like "sure baby I can be a chiropractor for you, whatever you want". So we went into her 'office' (chiropractors have really weird offices by the way, not like a regular doctor's office at all, for one thing the thing they make you lie on is a proper bed instead of the lovely trolley-with-padding you usually get) and she did an alignment on me, only she did it on my dick instead of my back. Maybe it's like reflexology where you do a thing on one part of the body to fix up a completely different part? Anyway my back did in fact feel better afterwards, but only for like a day. She was literally half the price of the next chiropractor I went to as well, the one my idiot GP referred me to, and normally I'd say you get what you pay for, but with the other chiropractor, the expensive one, it just hurt and I didn't even get a single day of feeling better. I guess a lot of it's just woo, and people being nice and pretending to care about your boring problems, that makes these alternative therapies work at all. A placebo type thing. And some are simply better at that than others. With that in mind I'd happily recommend "Paradise Girls" if you've got a sore back and need a chiropractor.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:22 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I dated a chick and her dad was a chiropractor. Cool where she at
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theperminator posted:did he realign your sex with your gender identity?
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