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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Connecting the dots feels amazing.

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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Sometimes you feel like you have a really good reason to want to go to a certain place, but then it's like, "Oh, this location doesn't exist at all."

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I'm sure there would be ways to do this as a board game.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i only go to places that dont exist

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
sometimes im all "yah that joint was cool until it started actually existing", and people go stone silent with admiration of how bleeding edge i am

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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what the gently caress are you guys even talking about. what is even happening.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

what the gently caress are you guys even talking about. what is even happening.
I'm reading a book about someone who's powerful.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op is clearly on mushrooms

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

The way the chemicals in your brain perceive swinging around New York City in the most efficient, perfect way.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Sir John Feelgood posted:

The way the chemicals in your brain perceive swinging around New York City in the most efficient, perfect way.

Peter Parker spotted

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Once I got home, I was like Tom Hanks. It was an odyssey.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Locations aren't really real they're just mental constructions really, arbitrary and social but they don't like mean anything when you really think about it. (Their reality)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op what drugs are you on

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

This is a dead lion. This is my service animal. This is not the fault of LAX.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
same

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Most of an atom is empty space all of everything is mostly nothing.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Sir John Feelgood posted:

This is not the fault of LAX.

LAX
LoAX
LotAX

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lowtax did it

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Connect these dots: I ' m g a y

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
whatever you're high on OP, it sounds good

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

A malevolent god. A Vietnam romance. An alien haunted house. Customer service straight up lied.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Sir John Feelgood posted:

A malevolent god. A Vietnam romance. An alien haunted house. Customer service straight up lied.

This summer, from award-winning director M. Night Shyamalan

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Here's a puzzle. My hands are sweating. You're a person who writes dialogue for video games. Get over and stop him.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
if only i could read...

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I should probably say, "Oh, thank you. You just saved me some money."

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
op is just quoting from the master and margarita, do not be fooled

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
can we get a TCC interpreter in here?

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
i love you

i have no suggestions

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Give me a reason for things to happen.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Forty episodes later, we kind of went supernatural.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

As someone who like "makes a thing," I'm unable to be surprised.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

The other thing I saw the other day was a lovely desert.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
this is like that time in the UN when they couldn't find a Mandarin translator

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

The one notable thing I wasn't expecting: fun time.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

this is like that time in the UN when they couldn't find a Mandarin translator

the clementine one worked out fine

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

this is like that time in the UN when they couldn't find a Mandarin translator

im kind of enjoying it. its like fortune cookies from the moon.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

paranoid randroid posted:

im kind of enjoying it. its like fortune cookies from the moon.

yeah I can dig that

just enjoy it, don't try to understand it

aahhhh it's like Eraserhead! Now I love it

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

If you're interested, I'm working my backwards. I'm Mexican-Canadian.

naem
May 29, 2011

OP, imagine:

After a long, productive day, you slip into your favorite flannel bottoms. Years of use have broken them in, and they sit on your hips like plaid skin. Ahhhhhh, you exhale. You pull back the plush down comforter and slip into a cocoon of silvery 600-thread-count sheets--they're cold on your bare feet at first, but you warm back up fast enough. Perhaps you reach over and turn on the MP3 player on your nightstand. Ah, Aegispolis by Aphex Twin, very nice. Very relaxing. Maybe you fart on yourself a little. It's like a warm breath swirling over your buttocks and legs. Don't let that smell escape, either: Pull the sheets down tight against your body and trap it in. It can be your little secret. Hungry still? How about you pop open one of those nightstand drawers and feel around for that half-eaten bag of raisins? Yum--raisins. They're like nature's candy. You grab a handful and dump them all into your mouth. Some of them might spill out onto the sheets, but you'll find them eventually. Oh, you might as well finish off the rest of the bag, because there's no sense in leaving 8 or 10 behind. That's barely a snack. Maybe they'll end up giving you a little bit of a stomach ache. Your gut begins to rumble with that burbling, hollow feeling that starts up right before a bout of diarrhea. The bathroom's pretty far away, though. After 10 or 15 minutes, you just give in to the inevitable and make wet stool in your bed. Gross. It's already late, though, so you can clean it up tomorrow. Just pull that comforter up over your head and let the sandman do the rest

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Sir John Feelgood posted:

If you're interested, I'm working my backwards. I'm Mexican-Canadian.

roger, whats your current amperage

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