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There's a lot of things you can do w/ a clone. some people gently caress them. some people send them to work in their place. some people just want to have a fun dude around to play videogames with and jack off around. some people beat them to briefly sate their self-loathing. this is a prob;lem though b/c i have to rpelace my clones quite often - sometimes when I beat them I get carried away and I beat and beat and beat until they stop moving and then I beat them some more while crying and it just never quite helps enough. what would/do you do w/ your clone? Answers in THIS thread please, to keep things simple. 
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Oct 21, 2014 14:48
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kill him before he kills me
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Oct 21, 2014 14:49
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Prob. battle to the death to determine which of us is the real me Hint it's the me that owns a shotgun, just-decanted mother bitch
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Oct 21, 2014 14:49
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I think having a boxing match with myself would be pretty interesting. I mean we would be evenly matched after all. \/\/\/ this guy gets it \/\/\/ littleorv fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 14:50
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at least someone will laugh at my posts now
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Oct 21, 2014 14:52
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gently caress it bind it up and torture it to death slowly over weeks, enjoying the look of agony on my own face before i kill myself and then kill myself
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Oct 21, 2014 14:53
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We would tag team my gf
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Oct 21, 2014 14:56
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Highly Unnecessary posted:kill him before he kills me This is the only answer. Anyone stupid enough NOT do do this has probably already been killed by their clone in their sleep and probably dont even know they are a clone now.
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Oct 21, 2014 14:58
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I would force him to become a transsexual-girl so i can finally have a gf
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Oct 21, 2014 14:59
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GOD IS BED posted:at least someone will laugh at my posts now If your clone uses your forums account, would you get banned for account sharing?
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Oct 21, 2014 15:04
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Double-team my wife and high five.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:04
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Who I am is not just my biological vessel but a sum of my experiences. This creature is an aberration of nature and I will not rest until it is destroyed.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:05
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gently caress it obviously.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:06
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Bert Roberge posted:gently caress it obviously.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:06
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Bert Roberge posted:gently caress it obviously. surely you've seen what you look like naked
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Oct 21, 2014 15:07
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Bert Roberge posted:gently caress it obviously. I bet your clone gives good head.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:08
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mookface posted:Who I am is not just my biological vessel but a sum of my experiences. This creature is an aberration of nature and I will not rest until it is destroyed. *creature grunts at you, tries to force it's hideous mouth into a smile, drool escaping from its maw* "I...wub.....you...."
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Oct 21, 2014 15:09
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Query: If a bad guy gets duplicated in a transporter accident, is the duplicate a good guy or a badder guy?
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Oct 21, 2014 15:12
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I would be okay with it. Although sometimes at night I'd wonder if my clone was more successful than me.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:14
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i guess if i just woke up one day and had a clone i'd want to go public first and go on tv for a while so we don't just immediately get vanished and both of us turned into lab rats for the rest of our lives. then when the hubbub died down yeah, i'd play videogames with myself, switch off doing work every other day or maybe one of us would volunteer while the other works or something like that. if it was like a cloning machine that i just tried on myself and it worked perfectly or something i'd want to work with myself to end scarcity before doing anything else
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Oct 21, 2014 15:18
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Faffel posted:gently caress it
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Oct 21, 2014 15:19
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fusion dance with my clone and become smeegoku
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Oct 21, 2014 15:20
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It's like where I can do magic tricks involving doors.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:21
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smoke weed
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Oct 21, 2014 15:29
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I'd be so not gay
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Oct 21, 2014 15:35
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Coordinate with them to commit daring high stakes crime that only one of us was involved in at any given time. If we were ever caught we would both blame eachother, and no amount of DNA testing or eyewitness testimony could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it was one of us and not the other.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:37
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Ted_Haggard posted:smoke weed I'd just make him go to work so I could smoke weed all day.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:38
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Spaceman Future! posted:Coordinate with them to commit daring high stakes crime that only one of us was involved in at any given time. If we were ever caught we would both blame eachother, and no amount of DNA testing or eyewitness testimony could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it was one of us and not the other.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:00
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frame it for murder
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Oct 21, 2014 16:11
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Play hilarious tricks on family and friends.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:18
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hahaha oh man i got one..... what if your clone... CUCKED you!
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Oct 21, 2014 16:23
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Probably engage in some kind of existential struggle about humanity or free will or something then end on an ambiguous note where the viewer can't be sure which one of us is the original.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:26
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Kill it bc it would prob try to steal my girlfriend jokes on him i dont have a gf! .
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Oct 21, 2014 16:28
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have a threesome with a cute guy and my clone, op
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Oct 21, 2014 16:28
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If I can clone us both again, I'd train their vocal range and wander the streets of Korea singing Barbershop classics with my new quartet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11lxG8WM9M&t=24s
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Oct 21, 2014 17:20
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Ride him into battle
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Oct 21, 2014 17:21
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Otto von Ruthless posted:Probably engage in some kind of existential struggle about humanity or free will or something then end on an ambiguous note where the viewer can't be sure which one of us is the original. This, but a physical struggle, because I know I want to rape my clone, so ergo my clone wants to rape me back.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:54
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I'd make him suck my dick, but I wouldn't suck his..because that's gay.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:58
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Can my clone be a hot girl?
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Oct 22, 2014 05:00
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I would probably get up to some sort of hijinks or shenanigans with my clone.
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