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There's nothing wrong with disliking cats but if you're one of those people who professes murderous intent for cats suspiciously quickly or worse, when unprompted than you should probably take a long hard look at how much of a pathetic piece of poo poo you are. Than kill yourself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJFp272w9u8
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Oct 21, 2014 15:09
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In short, dogs are awesome, but they typically show emotion to anyone, even strangers. Cats want nothing to do with strangers. Since you have to earn a cat's trust, people who never owned cats tend to hate them. I had no strong opinion on them before my wife brought her childhood cat into our home, and after a few months, I saw what all the hubbub was about!
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Oct 21, 2014 15:11
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I bought one of those Crosman air guns just to kill cats. I dug a pit to throw the bodies in and I cover it with grass clippings. gently caress cats. The smell of catpiss makes me gag. Now what bitch.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:11
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I bought one of those Crosman air guns just to kill cats. I dug a pit to throw the bodies in and I cover it with grass clippings. gently caress cats. The smell of catpiss makes me gag. Now what bitch. Yeah, exactly like this. Also kill yourself.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:12
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Cats are carriers of toxoplasmosis, which affects your brain and turns you into a crazy cat lady who's house smells like cat piss. Enough reason for immediate termination of all felines in my opinion. This message sponsored by dogs.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:12
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there's something a little off about people who have an overly strong preference for cats over dogs or dogs over cats, I don't trust someone who hates either
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Oct 21, 2014 15:13
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Lunixnerd posted:Cats are carriers of toxoplasmosis, which affects your brain and turns you into a crazy cat lady who's house smells like cat piss. Vegetables also carry toxoplasmosis, point invalidated Torka posted:there's something a little off about people who have an overly strong preference for cats over dogs or dogs over cats, I don't trust them Yea this. They are both awesome animals for entirely different reasons.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:13
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seems reasonable
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Oct 21, 2014 15:18
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Vegetables also carry toxoplasmosis, point invalidated You can wash vegetables, point revalidated. Kill all cats.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:18
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Lunixnerd posted:You can wash vegetables, point revalidated. you can wash cats too if you aren't a spineless turd. edit so you can't.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:19
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Is this the new toxo crew thread? 
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Oct 21, 2014 15:21
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I love cats. I really do. I love dogs. I really do. Its easy to love dogs though so that never comes up. But loving cats makes leads to all sorts of weirdness. For all the reasons already stated though, so, I have nothing to contribute
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Oct 21, 2014 15:23
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Cats are okay when you want a laid-back experience and want a pet you don't need to pay much attention to. If you want to play and have fun though, dogs are the absolute best. They need a lot of attention though. Me, as soon as I retire, I'm moving out to the Patagonia and I'm getting two dogs and I'll just chill out on my porch by the lakeside playing with my dogs all day.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:23
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Motherfucker posted:There's nothing wrong with disliking cats but if you're one of those people who professes murderous intent for cats suspiciously quickly or worse, when unprompted than you should probably take a long hard look at how much of a pathetic piece of poo poo you are. No I think hating cats is the logical and rational response to an animal that's a sociopathic shithead. Creating cats was one of humanity's biggest mistakes and they should be exterminated like the vermin they are
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Oct 21, 2014 15:24
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Lunixnerd posted:You can wash vegetables, point revalidated. toxoplasmosis is carried only in cat faeces and is not airborne solution: stop eating cat faeces
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Oct 21, 2014 15:24
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Yaldabaoth posted:No I think hating cats is the logical and rational response to an animal that's a sociopathic shithead. Creating cats was one of humanity's biggest mistakes and they should be exterminated like the vermin they are Yaldabaoth posted:an animal that's a sociopathic shithead. Kill yourself.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:25
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Yaldabaoth posted:No I think hating cats is the logical and rational response to an animal that's a sociopathic shithead. Creating cats was one of humanity's biggest mistakes and they should be exterminated like the vermin they are Who created cats, anyway? I blame Monsanto.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:25
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Pochoclo posted:Cats are okay when you want a laid-back experience and want a pet you don't need to pay much attention to. wrong, you messed up. but thats okay, as long as you dont want to exterminate all cats.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:27
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:toxoplasmosis is carried only in cat faeces and is not airborne So cat lovers eat cat poo poo, thanks for clearing that up
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Oct 21, 2014 15:30
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if you own a cat and you live in an apartment i'm sorry but your apartment smells like poo poo and piss and i hate going to it. it doesn't matter if you have the friendliest most loving cat ever, your cat has turned your apartment into a shitpisshole if you own a dog they can be an rear end in a top hat but at least there's something you can do to keep them from making your place of residence stink worse than pretty much everything else
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Oct 21, 2014 15:30
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Did you know that each cat and dog is unique? They all have distinct personalities just like humans!
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Oct 21, 2014 15:30
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Motherfucker posted:Kill yourself. There's nothing sociopathic about wanting to exterminate an animal that carries a dangerous mind-altering parasite
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Oct 21, 2014 15:32
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Yaldabaoth posted:There's nothing sociopathic about wanting to exterminate an animal that carries a dangerous mind-altering parasite But enough about the Jews.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:34
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:toxoplasmosis is carried only in cat faeces and is not airborne Isn't it airborne when the poop's been around so long that it desiccates and breaks apart? So the solution is really just to stop leaving cat poo poo piled up in your litter boxes, and for the rare moments you actually clean them out be sure to wash your hands like a grown-rear end person.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:35
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King Vidiot posted:Isn't it airborne when the poop's been around so long that it desiccates and breaks apart? So the solution is really just to stop leaving cat poo poo piled up in your litter boxes, and for the rare moments you actually clean them out be sure to wash your hands like a grown-rear end person. No the toxoplasmosis is long dead by that point
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Oct 21, 2014 15:38
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cats are a bunch of poo poo
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Oct 21, 2014 15:46
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:No the toxoplasmosis is long dead by that point What, you're saying Trainspotting lied to me? Can a Scottish man still fit into a toilet though? 
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Oct 21, 2014 15:59
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King Vidiot posted:Isn't it airborne when the poop's been around so long that it desiccates and breaks apart? So the solution is really just to stop leaving cat poo poo piled up in your litter boxes, and for the rare moments you actually clean them out be sure to wash your hands like a grown-rear end person. that's hantavirus, which is probably the best real argument for cats remaining there is no argument in defense of cat owners, however
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Oct 21, 2014 16:02
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:In short, dogs are awesome, but they typically show emotion to anyone, even strangers. Cats want nothing to do with strangers. Since you have to earn a cat's trust, people who never owned cats tend to hate them. I had no strong opinion on them before my wife brought her childhood cat into our home, and after a few months, I saw what all the hubbub was about! Unless youre like me and have a complete slut for a cat
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Oct 21, 2014 16:06
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Pochoclo posted:Cats are okay when you want a laid-back experience and want a pet you don't need to pay much attention to.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:07
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i own a cat and am constantly trying to kill it, the feeling is mutual
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Oct 21, 2014 16:08
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Pochoclo posted:Cats are okay when you want a laid-back experience and want a pet you don't need to pay much attention to. Again, my slut cat begs to differ. Honestly I don't think one person alone could take car of her
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Oct 21, 2014 16:10
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Cucking Mama posted:seems reasonable (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 21, 2014 16:10
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King Vidiot posted:What, you're saying Trainspotting lied to me? yesh. fun fact the scots are teh inspiraiton for teh "dwarves" in hit movie the lord of the rings
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Oct 21, 2014 16:12
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I'm working on a theory that cats aren't actually mammals they're just free-roaming manifestations of mental illness, every time you get a new disorder a new one pops into existence and starts pissing in your house They aren't always visibly present cause guys like Yaldabaoth obvs skinned theirs alive at age 12 but they're still there
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Oct 21, 2014 16:20
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Cat tastes a bit like pork.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:25
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:In short, dogs are awesome, but they typically show emotion to anyone, even strangers. Cats want nothing to do with strangers. Since you have to earn a cat's trust, people who never owned cats tend to hate them. I had no strong opinion on them before my wife brought her childhood cat into our home, and after a few months, I saw what all the hubbub was about! uhh unless they're trained dogs tend to distrust anyone they're not familiar with. from there it just takes a small push to get them literally murdering anyone who isn't their master
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Oct 21, 2014 16:25
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i don't know anyone with murderous intent of cats motherfucker but like everybody dislikes them probably because they suck
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:I'm working on a theory that cats aren't actually mammals they're just free-roaming manifestations of mental illness, every time you get a new disorder a new one pops into existence and starts pissing in your house Like hell I'm going to put up with antisocial bullshit from a dumb parasite-breeding animal that doesn't know its place
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