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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
drone strikes on the schools of nations that are ranked higher than the US in educational surveys

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
ally with the islamic state & help them forge a new caliphate to establish peace and stability in the middle east

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
utilize death squads to identify & neutralize disaffected youths that may be inclined to do school shootings

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
America & China unite under the doctrine of "one country, two systems" and gangbang the world

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Make the 5 permanent UN security council seats open for competition once every ten years. Aspirants may challenge any current member to battle for the power of veto. Location TBD by current Secretary General. Points awarded based on casualties inflicted, ground taken, and style. Penalties assessed for war crimes, fleeing the field, & bad sportsmanship

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
institute mandatory health & exercise regimens in nations with 15%+ adult obesity rates

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Develop and deploy a space-based weapons system to protect the sun and the moon from the ravenous jaws of Sköll and Hati

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